A ninja on Voyager

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Who wins?

Voyager and her crew will kick the ninja's ass!
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Voyager is totally fucked!
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The crew is fucked, but the ninja can't make the warp core go boom.
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Voyager is fucked but the ninja dies in the explosion.
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The ninja is fucked, but the warp core goes boom without his involvement.
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Well someone had to act as spis and assasins in the warring staets period :wink: and the Samurai were too honorable to do it.
Assassination, yes. Martial arts death machines? We don't know that; the most reliable evidence we have of ninjas being everything-killing monsters is... www.realultimatepower.net. :)
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Taking out the crew of an ISD could actually be pretty easy, presuming you are familiar with the tech. Rig a sensor loop that tells the Engines the Inertial Compensators are on. Rig a loop that tells the Compensator the Engines are all off. Order the compensators to all shut down for extensive repair work in 20 minutes, get on one of the shuttles on board, and turn its compensators on. Crew goes splut. Calmly make way to bridge, avoiding spreading piles of goo.
How difficult this would be to accomplish would be entirely dependent upon ISD computer security, and what types of failsafes and backups are built into the system.(entirely unknown)
As a note, Mara Jade(or any other Emperor's hand or individual with Palpatine's override codes) could have used this to effortlessly capture any ISD in existence.
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Dude, a ninja slaying Imps in zero-gee... good god, that's an intoxicating mental image.
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Fuck killing them in zero-G, even if it would be cool, my way they all die simultaneously, and if you do it right, without warning.
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Ahem.... :twisted:
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Eleas wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Well someone had to act as spis and assasins in the warring staets period :wink: and the Samurai were too honorable to do it.
Assassination, yes. Martial arts death machines? We don't know that; the most reliable evidence we have of ninjas being everything-killing monsters is... www.realultimatepower.net. :)
That site's crazy? Have you seen the banners? "Winners gets their head cut of by NINJAS!!!" :lol: Sick...
Here's a better site: www.entertheninja.com
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Dooey Jo wrote:
Eleas wrote: Assassination, yes. Martial arts death machines? We don't know that; the most reliable evidence we have of ninjas being everything-killing monsters is... www.realultimatepower.net. :)
That site's crazy? Have you seen the banners? "Winners gets their head cut of by NINJAS!!!" :lol: Sick...
Here's a better site: www.entertheninja.com
I get the disturbing impression that, unlike realultimatepower, these guys aren't joking. :D
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DocMoriartty wrote:If Roga is who I think he is (the genetically enhanced human designed for war by his race then locked up) he had a major advantage over the ninja.

Roga was completely invisible to all Enterprise sensors. He did not even register on the sensors while he was locked in the bridge.
I find it interesting how you conclude that this must mean Roga Danar is some fantastic aberration of physics, rather than concluding that the Enterprise's sensors are shit. We could see him, hear him, he is in thermal equilibrium with his environment so he is producing infrared, etc.

Roga Danar would have been easily picked up by Wal-Mart store security, but not the "sophisticated sensors" of the E-D :roll:
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Indeed, The Enterprise seems to have a distinct lack of CCTV cameras...

Though on the odd occasion we do see a CCTV-esq piece of video footage it is foregotten about in the next episode...

Wouldn't CCTV hav been handy during First Contact to see were the Borg where?
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Eleas wrote:I get the disturbing impression that, unlike realultimatepower, these guys aren't joking. :D
Some parts are obviously jokes (like the Ninja Psychic Test) but there's a lot of interesting info and ideas on the site, even though most of it may be fictional.
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The Ninja would do fine, slaying Ensigns and non-named characters, even wounding a named character.

Then, Janeway would use the Anomaly Of The Week to call a man...

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