Hogwarts vs Jedi Temple

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-21 06:57pm

Not all spells seem to have visual effects for example none of the Transfiguation(Of which I refer to as a possible means of defense) seem to have any sort of effect besides changing the item in question

Also it could be considered that they could turn things into cannon fodder long enough to hit them with a few choose things

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-08-22 02:54pm

Mr. Bean:

Turning the Jedi into small fuzzy bunnies for example might be a viable attack method, that or attack thier light-sabers and poof them away

Here's a simple counter to that spell...
Hogwort Wizard: Stop! Or I'll turn you into a hare!

Jedi Knight: (waves hand) You will turn yourself into a hare!

Hogwart Wizard: I will turn myself into a hare!
!POOF!
The Jedi knight slices the head of a cute, fuzzy hogwart hare.

Lt. Nebfer · Post by **Lt. Nebfer** » 2002-08-22 09:36pm

Lets just send Jedi strong man Kyle Kataren and that will be the end of it
or Coran Horn and his X-wing......(or both)

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-08-22 10:43pm

Lt. Nebfer wrote:Lets just send Jedi strong man Kyle Kataren and that will be the end of it
or Coran Horn and his X-wing......(or both)

Which Kyle? Jedi Kyle or Emperor Kyle?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-23 05:46am

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Lt. Nebfer wrote:Lets just send Jedi strong man Kyle Kataren and that will be the end of it
or Coran Horn and his X-wing......(or both)
Which Kyle? Jedi Kyle or Emperor Kyle?

Jedi Kyle's enough. As long as Stackpole isn't writing, Corran doesn't stand a chance.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-08-23 07:56am

Eleas wrote:
Jedi Kyle's enough. As long as Stackpole isn't writing, Corran doesn't stand a chance.

Hmmm... I can just imagine...

Hogwarts: *unleashes uber wizardry powers*
Corran Horn: *gets hurt but absorbs wizard powers, then proceeds to zap every wizard with their own powers*

*Yawn* Next.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-23 09:06am

Lord of the Farce wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Jedi Kyle's enough. As long as Stackpole isn't writing, Corran doesn't stand a chance.
Hmmm... I can just imagine...

Hogwarts: *unleashes uber wizardry powers*
Corran Horn: *gets hurt but absorbs wizard powers, then proceeds to zap every wizard with their own powers*

*Yawn* Next.

This is out of character. Where's the part where Corran proves his moral superiority?

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2002-08-23 10:07am

I can just see Kyle walking through the halls, eliminating swarms of annoying students, picking up every last weapon (inclusig about 20 oversized wands that do various things and are never used).

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-23 10:17am

Smiling Bandit wrote:I can just see Kyle walking through the halls, eliminating swarms of annoying students, picking up every last weapon (inclusig about 20 oversized wands that do various things and are never used).

What the hell's everyone's love affair with Kyle Katarn about, anyway? He's just another no-personality twinkie - granted, not to the ridiculous level of Corran, but still...

Tychu · Post by **Tychu** » 2002-08-27 01:04am

Jedi, first thing Jedi do.... use force push to get rid of the Hogwart sticks and brooms. Jedi Surrond Hogwimps and wipe them out...all of them.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-08-30 08:53pm

The only way I could see victory for hogwarts is if they use all the students as canon fodder and proceded to use the killing and control spells. The problem with transformation spells is that the cute fuzzy animal would probably still have force skills. Imagine a Yoda Bunny

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-30 09:08pm

Straha wrote:The only way I could see victory for hogwarts is if they use all the students as canon fodder and proceded to use the killing and control spells. The problem with transformation spells is that the cute fuzzy animal would probably still have force skills. Imagine a Yoda Bunny

Easy enough. Just rename him "Ikrit".

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-30 09:12pm

Eleas wrote:
Smiling Bandit wrote:I can just see Kyle walking through the halls, eliminating swarms of annoying students, picking up every last weapon (inclusig about 20 oversized wands that do various things and are never used).
What the hell's everyone's love affair with Kyle Katarn about, anyway? He's just another no-personality twinkie - granted, not to the ridiculous level of Corran, but still...

Never again compare Kyle to Corran. I don't like Kyle nearly as much as some people do, but in terms of coolness, Kyle blows Corran away.

I didn't like Ikrit, either. Good thing he died.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-08-31 05:23pm

Ahem.

*snap-hiss*

IT BURNS!

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-01 11:30am

Master of Ossus wrote: Never again compare Kyle to Corran. I don't like Kyle nearly as much as some people do, but in terms of coolness, Kyle blows Corran away.

Perish the thought! I was merely making a point.

I didn't like Ikrit, either. Good thing he died.

Ikrit was ok for being a character from a kiddie book written by KJA's wife.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-01 03:12pm

Incidentally, what the hell is going to happen with Ikrit's prophecy about Anakin? Isn't Anakin dead, and therefore unavailable to do much of anything?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-01 03:44pm

Master of Ossus wrote:Incidentally, what the hell is going to happen with Ikrit's prophecy about Anakin? Isn't Anakin dead, and therefore unavailable to do much of anything?

Well the childrens books are lower on the cannon food chain then the WEG rpg. Remember one series has Han and Leia marrying in a completley contradictory way of the novels, and has Leia get a force guidied prophecy that she will only have two kids.

And I liked Ikrit, I was going to chop him up and make A coon style hat.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-01 04:14pm

Which series was it that contradicted The Courtship of Princess Leia?

Also, that does not mean that all children's books are lower on the canon food chain than others. The Galaxy of Fear series is actually apocryphal (which is part of why it is the only SW book series that I do not own). Nothing in there "actually" happened, in terms of chronology. And the YJK and JJK, however much we dislike them, are as much a part of the EU as the WEG games, like it or not.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-03 05:17pm

Straha wrote:Imagine a Yoda Bunny

Forward anyone that's seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Harry: It's a Rabbit!
Hagrid: That's no ordinary rabit. It's also a Jedi Master.
Malfroy: Get stuffed
Harry: Go on Ron, toast it for tea tonite.
Ron: Right. Silly little bliter. One rabbit stew coming right up.
(Ron pre-pares to use a spell but is Force thrown into Yoda's now discarded lightsabre which decapitates him)
Harry: JESUS CHRIST!!!
Hagrid: I warned you. I warned you. You wouldn't pay attention in care of Magical animals and look where it's got you. "Oh no, i'm special, i don't have to pay attention. I can-"
Harry: Oh shut up! CHAAAAAAAARGE!

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-03 05:32pm

Master of Ossus wrote:Which series was it that contradicted The Courtship of Princess Leia?

Also, that does not mean that all children's books are lower on the canon food chain than others. The Galaxy of Fear series is actually apocryphal (which is part of why it is the only SW book series that I do not own). Nothing in there "actually" happened, in terms of chronology. And the YJK and JJK, however much we dislike them, are as much a part of the EU as the WEG games, like it or not.

...not, actually.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-05 09:29pm

How would you like your wizard original or extra crispy?

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2002-09-06 10:05am

What the hell's everyone's love affair with Kyle Katarn about, anyway? He's just another no-personality twinkie - granted, not to the ridiculous level of Corran, but still...

No personality? Well, we don't get to see much of his history, but he's a funny guy, with a lot of character. And while he "recharges" a lot faster and uses more force powers, its a VIDEO Game. They do that. First person shooters see people kill lots of enemies. It happens.

Corran Horn · Post by **Corran Horn** » 2002-09-07 08:00am

Darth Wong wrote:Compared to the Sith, the Jedi are of questionable coolness. However, compared to those Hogwarts pussies, they are the epitome of bad-ass coolness. Jedi in a cakewalk. Yoda alone could take them all out. While they conjure up flying broomsticks and other such nonsense, he'll be kicking ass and severing limbs.

Yoda would take them out easily.

Little Ankin Solo(young) could take them out with little difficulty.

Those Hogwarts pussies

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-07 10:43am

Smiling Bandit wrote:No personality? Well, we don't get to see much of his history, but he's a funny guy, with a lot of character. And while he "recharges" a lot faster and uses more force powers, its a VIDEO Game. They do that. First person shooters see people kill lots of enemies. It happens.

It happens, and it's irritating. He's still the one to take down a guy Luke can't tangle with. He may have some witty things to say, but that doesn't IMO amount to character. And I loved Jedi Outcast, but let's face it - Kyle is just a stock action hero.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 01:29pm

Eleas wrote: It happens, and it's irritating. He's still the one to take down a guy Luke can't tangle with. He may have some witty things to say, but that doesn't IMO amount to character. And I loved Jedi Outcast, but let's face it - Kyle is just a stock action hero.

He comes off better in Jedi Knight.

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