That would be Riker, not Picard.Formless wrote:If the Star Wars movies exist in Star Trek... *whistles* well, the war with the Empire just got that much more awkward.Solauren wrote:What, you can't see some bored Star Trek historical Sci-fi fan building himself a Millennium Falcon knock off in the backyard, and then roaring to the defense of Earth in it?
I mean, if Tom Paris can do 'Captain Proton', why can't Joe Average play at 'Han Solo'.?
Picard: Look, Vader, I've talked to our film historians...
Vader: Go on.
Picard: Well, we know your Empire is damn huge, so we'd like this to go as smoothly as possible.
Vader: Excellent.
Picard: Just between you and me though... *garglegh*
Vader: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT, ASSHOLE. Great, now I have to destroy earth lest they reveal any of my secrets...
Was E.T. a Jedi?
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Re: Was E.T. a Jedi?
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Re: Was E.T. a Jedi?
Wait a second... Tattoine is ancient Earth?
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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