What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-01 01:51pm

spongyblue wrote:obviously they did if Broccli was able to get Troi and Crusher in his program

Yeah but this is the old photons and forcefeilds routine. They weren't fabricated

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-01 02:52pm

Ah yes slaughtering Dark Star or Arminius over and over again yet evading the consequences of a real life homicide.
Not to mention going back to the glorious era of the Dreadnought battleships and the less glorious yet still cool era of the WWII u-boats.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-10-01 02:57pm

What would I REALLY do........

I think I'd start with 7 of 9 and move on from there.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-01 02:59pm

I'd watch two hot women or two hot men wrestle around in oil.

Hell, I'll do both.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-01 05:55pm

I would get a lightsaber, and fight armies of enemies, and have get a starfighter that could easily kill capital ships, and would LMAO while blowing things up, and I would recreate the cut-scene from BGII in which the slave is placed on the rune, and get a party of fellow adventurers/Jedi/whatever from the coolest shows and movies, and get lots of hot girls, and get a Red Ranger High-Power, Air Rifle BB Gun.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-01 07:02pm

Master of Ossus wrote:I would get a lightsaber, and fight armies of enemies, and have get a starfighter that could easily kill capital ships, and would LMAO while blowing things up, and I would recreate the cut-scene from BGII in which the slave is placed on the rune, and get a party of fellow adventurers/Jedi/whatever from the coolest shows and movies, and get lots of hot girls, and get a Red Ranger High-Power, Air Rifle BB Gun.

Man, you've got this planned out, don't you?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-01 07:14pm

IG-88E wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I would get a lightsaber, and fight armies of enemies, and have get a starfighter that could easily kill capital ships, and would LMAO while blowing things up, and I would recreate the cut-scene from BGII in which the slave is placed on the rune, and get a party of fellow adventurers/Jedi/whatever from the coolest shows and movies, and get lots of hot girls, and get a Red Ranger High-Power, Air Rifle BB Gun.
Man, you've got this planned out, don't you?

Oh, yeah!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-10-02 12:27am

Not only would I be a holo man-slut. But I would kill all my enemies and...

IO would be the DM of my own fantasie world, my concousness(sp) would extend to every(major) NPC I would bend the fabric of existence to my very will. I would turn off some of the safety protcals(people accept for me would feel pain but not die) I would cast HADOKEN into an army or orcs and become the most powerful prismatic dragon imaginable!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 01:06am

Aside from the constant Sex, I'd create a replica of Liberty City from GTAIII, then get an OICW and the body armor from Tin Man.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-02 01:25am

HEY! I suggested running the Program Grand Theft Auto, Diablo II and other things like that.

It just seems the best idea.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-02 01:48am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:HEY! I suggested running the Program Grand Theft Auto, Diablo II and other things like that.

It just seems the best idea.

however came up with the idea to have the ultimate infantry weapon and to use armor, which protects against both bullets and physics..

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-02 02:25am

Watch that BB gun Ossus, you'll shoot your eye out!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-02 05:17am

Antediluvian wrote:I'd watch two hot women or two hot men wrestle around in oil.

Hell, I'll do both.

I could go into various statement about Tekken...but I'm not sure people would like that very much...Plus there's some oversexed-es here...

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-02 05:28am

hee-hee, she kicks high

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-02 05:38am

WHOA!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-02 05:39am

He jabs low...

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-10-02 11:03pm

Not to mention going back to the glorious era of the Dreadnought battleships

That would be awesome, recreate the Battle of Jutland, or maybe something even better. Cant forget about the age of Zeppelins either, like a Crimson Skies type program. then again, sex is good 2.

Shrykull · Post by **Shrykull** » 2002-10-03 12:14am

let's see....

I'd set it in the SW or BTech universe, invent a beautiful female nemesis, and smite her sexually in my typical perverted way

"smite her sexually" you mean rape her? Would you have her scream and stuggle too?

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-10-03 02:01am

I'd recreate a nice, winding country road. Then, I'd get in a Ferrari F50. Man, you'd be able to smell the clutch burning all the way on the bridge!

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-10-03 02:25am

7 of 9

then some Halo without the XBOX

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-03 10:15am

Throw Darkstar, Arminius, and other trolls or people I hate in the holodeck and arrange for a "holodeck malfunction" to occur. The safeties will get disabled, the program locked into place, and they'll die a graphic and horrible death. The whole thing will be captured on recorders so I can distribute the film and make lots of money.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-03 04:25pm

Jadeite wrote:
Not to mention going back to the glorious era of the Dreadnought battleships
That would be awesome, recreate the Battle of Jutland, or maybe something even better. Cant forget about the age of Zeppelins either, like a Crimson Skies type program. then again, sex is good 2.

Yes, being a Jutland would be fun, especially with a Kirov class missile cruiser or F-15E/A-6E laden with GBU-24's. One bomb one target. One magazine, one dead capital ship.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-10-03 05:22pm

Kirov class missile cruiser or F-15E/A-6E laden with GBU-24's. One bomb one target. One magazine, one dead capital ship.

Naaa, Id take a Kaiser class any day, actually feel the ship vibrate from the guns going off....

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-10-03 06:51pm

Shrykull wrote:let's see....

I'd set it in the SW or BTech universe, invent a beautiful female nemesis, and smite her sexually in my typical perverted way
"smite her sexually" you mean rape her? Would you have her scream and stuggle too?

I doubt it. I can't be certain for RayCav's case (he emphasizes perverted means), but if it were me in his place, I'd assume it would involve Hot & Heavy seduction, via my Wicked Manly Wiles and dashing good looks.

Ok, I've met my quota for instilling perverse imagery, I'm done now.

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Do the Words: Grand Theft Auto, Fallout, Diablo II, Doom, Unreal, Quake, and Eatthsiege mean anything to you?

How many folks on that Fed ship are going to wet their pants.

Oh, good gravy Sky Pixie, yes. Throw in most Final Fantasy games, Neverwinter Nights, something based on Mobile Suit Gundam or Evangelion, and that obscurely old 'Federation' MUSH, and I better hope the food in the holodeck is real; in a United Federation of Planets with no job/income requirements, I'd never leave.

That reminds me, if you barfed in a holodeck, would the holodeck program know to do something about the new material, or would it just stay there?

I'm sorry, I've just been on a roll of odd questions today inexplixcably.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-03 07:00pm

Shrykull wrote:let's see....

I'd set it in the SW or BTech universe, invent a beautiful female nemesis, and smite her sexually in my typical perverted way
"smite her sexually" you mean rape her? Would you have her scream and stuggle too?

Actually, short answer...yes

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What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

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