Team Darth vs. Team Sakura

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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
SAMAS wrote:
But you have to see the target, and the victim can still act. It's hard to keep a choke when you're being shot at.
And Sakura has how long to kill X Sith lord before being murdered? Not long enough.
Now who's wanking? It takes a long time for a person being choked to die, definitely long enough to fire a missile or a burst from your chaingun.

This is assuming that the Sith got close enough, and stood still long enough, to even attempt a force choke, which would mean he got shot up anyway.
Does it matter? Its an example of armor blocking a lightsaber. Besides, Sakura's an excellent swordswoman out of her mech, too. This is a girl who makes a living figting demons.
Big deal. Saber cuts through Arataka like nothing. Then the Darth uses Force Lightning on Sakura. And you are drawing a false analogy by saying that since Vader's armor can deflect a saber hit all armor can deflect saber hits.

No bloody wonder the mecha side is losing if you are doing the "debating"
I was just displaying how your generalization was wrong.

And you still have to get past Sakura's guard.
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Yes. :twisted:
Well, then happy wanking, then. And please stop embarassing mecha before you get banned.
Run out of conters?

Here's what's likely going to happen:

Kahzan rules:
Yamazaki sends out two or three spirits, while Kusanago and Shinguuji either attack, or take defensive positions. Sakura(Renegade) opens fire with whatever weapon is at hand(Helicopter or otherwise. Yes, she can be on foot for this, too).

This is all, naturally, a diversion. The Darths, already outnumbered, move to deal with the immediate threats, while all of a sudden, their lightsabers are gone.

While the other Sakuras have made their moves, Kinomoto has done hers. Time Card, and taken the Darths' lightsabers away. Oh, and one of them is in Shinguuji's posession.

That leaves the Sith with their normal abilities. That will actually help them for a good second, until the Erase Card comes out and removes them.

PIS in effect:
Darth Sidious spends about a minute taunting the girls, sending one of the Sakuras into a counter-taunt, until Renegade Sakura gets impatient and shoots at one of the Darths.

The girls go into combat, with Kinomoto using her cards in a more suppourtive role, using Windy and Shadow to at least temporarily bind the Sith, leaving them open to attacks from the other Sakuras. This lasts until Sidious realizes that Kinomoto is the biggest threat(this came after she uses Create to give Renegade Sakura that Apache. The Darths try to concentrate their attacks on her, and Kinomoto is badly injured at least.

This pisses Kusanago off(hint: never attack the little girl), sending her into the Sastui no Hadou(a.k.a. Dark Sakura). One Shun Goku Satsu later, and the Siths are really regretting their career choice... literally!
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NecronLord wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You do realize that lightsaber makes a joke of all armor, right?

Wonder how long she'll have to summon each card by verbally invoking it before having her throat crushed by Vader.
hate to do this ESB but I really hate this particular claim and so must present the canon list...

The floor of the pit room in TPM
The Floor of the docking bay in AotC
The side of Dooku's ship
The wall on cloud city
Vader's armour
The railings in cloud city (iirc)
Twice the railing in the throne room in ROTJ (though it goes through on the third time)

All of these would be high preformance materials possibly Dura-armour

and the official list

Corrotis ore.(sp?)

Don't have a clue how this works.

On the darth's side. if this card thing is what i'm thinking of it's some annoying girl who has a stick and some cards that are the source of her powers...

Force Pull...
Hmmm... :? Most of the walls and floors mentioned were just glancing scrapes. In TPM, Qui-Gon makes a deliberate attempt to get through THREE BLAST DOORS, and is well on his way to getting through before being interupted.

Cortosis ore shuts off a lightsaber on contact, BTW.
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As a sick joke, we could post a fight between Card Captor Sakura and a squadrant of T-90 tanks and watch MKSheppard foam at the mouth at the thought of an 10-year old anime girl could lay waste to a dozen tanks with relative ease :twisted:
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Can Sakura kill them before they launch their MISSILES OF INFINITE FURY?
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Yogi wrote:BTW, we've been assuming that "Darth" meant a whole bunch of sith lords. However, are there any people in other works of fiction also called "Darth"?
Darth Rosenburg, for one. and that would help against many foes from Sakura's team.

She could litereally incapacitate the enemy and allow the Sith to slice and dice.

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JediNeophyte wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You do realize that lightsaber makes a joke of all armor, right?

Wonder how long she'll have to summon each card by verbally invoking it before having her throat crushed by Vader.
hate to do this ESB but I really hate this particular claim and so must present the canon list...

The floor of the pit room in TPM
The Floor of the docking bay in AotC
The side of Dooku's ship
The wall on cloud city
Vader's armour
The railings in cloud city (iirc)
Twice the railing in the throne room in ROTJ (though it goes through on the third time)

All of these would be high preformance materials possibly Dura-armour

and the official list

Corrotis ore.(sp?)

Don't have a clue how this works.

On the darth's side. if this card thing is what i'm thinking of it's some annoying girl who has a stick and some cards that are the source of her powers...

Force Pull...
Hmmm... :? Most of the walls and floors mentioned were just glancing scrapes. In TPM, Qui-Gon makes a deliberate attempt to get through THREE BLAST DOORS, and is well on his way to getting through before being interupted.

Cortosis ore shuts off a lightsaber on contact, BTW.
I know full well what cortosis ore does. I have read the novel.
Actually no all of those events are during combat, and with some force. Not to mention you just agreed that a saber does not slice through those materials... :roll:
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