Most phallic-looking sci-fi vessel??

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 04:43pm

I dunno if this is appropriate... one of RayCav's creations (touched up by me):

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-14 04:50pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
aerius wrote:The front of an X-wing fighter looks a lot like a penis, it even has a "head".
Isn't that going a bit too far in seeing analogies....

Oh, never mind.

I present my evidence that the X-wing is modeled after a penis. The part on the front is clearly the head of a penis.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-14 04:54pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Lancer-Class frigate comes to mind

I second that.

The best was when Sadukar didn't even notice it until a bunch of us pointed it out. :megreen:

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 05:08pm

Crayz9000 wrote:I dunno if this is appropriate... one of RayCav's creations (touched up by me):

Of COURSE that's gonna be phallic! Look who designed it!!!!!!

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-12-14 05:33pm

According to the Essential Guide to Vessels and Vehicles, the Dreasnought and Carrack cruisers both look somewhat phallic. I might be wrong, though. That's from memory; I haven't seen the book in years.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-14 05:50pm

going by my memory, I would say you are correct.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-12-14 07:41pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Here's a picture of the Excalibur:

Please do not hotlink directly to wcnews.com

Post by **Gandalf** » 2002-12-14 09:44pm

I know it's not a ship but a lightsabre comes to mind

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-12-14 09:48pm

Gandalf wrote:I know it's not a ship but a lightsabre comes to mind

Lightsabre isn't a ship, but Darksaber is. It's shaped like a lightsabre, only bigger.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2002-12-14 10:45pm

Looks like people already got the wars ships, excluding the Strike Cruiser. In addition, here's a ship from X-Wing Alliance being remodeled:
http://www.xwaupgrade.com/ubbcgi/ultima ... 5&t=001282

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 10:54pm

Alan Bolte wrote:Looks like people already got the wars ships, excluding the Strike Cruiser. In addition, here's a ship from X-Wing Alliance being remodeled:
http://www.xwaupgrade.com/ubbcgi/ultima ... 5&t=001282

Gah, that's like not even trying. Just like a giant space dildo.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 10:56pm

Alan Bolte wrote:Looks like people already got the wars ships, excluding the Strike Cruiser. In addition, here's a ship from X-Wing Alliance being remodeled:
http://www.xwaupgrade.com/ubbcgi/ultima ... 5&t=001282

Except when he put the antennas on the back of the "Head" and the wings on its sides, it kept getting even more phallic, especially when they put that docking port on the tip of the glans *AHEM* "bow". I immediately thought "Pee Hole!" ROFLMAO!!!

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-14 11:07pm

The Crusade 'Victory' class, from the fins forwards.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 03:25am

aerius wrote: I present my evidence that the X-wing is modeled after a penis. The part on the front is clearly the head of a penis.

You're SURE it's not a coincidence??

Alan Bolte,

Looks like people already got the wars ships, excluding the Strike Cruiser. In addition, here's a ship from X-Wing Alliance being remodeled:
http://www.xwaupgrade.com/ubbcgi/ultima ... 5&t=001282

Now THAT's something...

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-15 03:28am

To the people from Spacebattles:

Where's the Phallus? I know someone must have a pic or link to that somewhere.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 03:54am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Lancer-Class frigate comes to mind
I second that.

The best was when Sadukar didn't even notice it until a bunch of us pointed it out. :megreen:

Hmm... what does a Lancer-class frigate look like?? Is it that medical frigate from TESB?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-15 04:44am

Shinova wrote:To the people from Spacebattles:

Where's the Phallus? I know someone must have a pic or link to that somewhere.

http://blake.prohosting.com/~asvsaa/oth ... w/rgv.html

This is the Phallus you're talking about, right?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 04:47am

Shinova wrote:To the people from Spacebattles:

Where's the Phallus? I know someone must have a pic or link to that somewhere.

The Phallus?? Deimos Anomaly's 80.000km-long supership???

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-15 04:53am

As apposed to my answer to it?
(A gain't "Chalice" shaped cross between A Kushan Mothership & Titan AE. With the ability to absorb Superlaser shot's into it's batteries to create planets. (They Emerge from the open end of the Chalice......)

ok,

Ok, we now have Cap Ship mating potential....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 11:08am

Here's an early concept for the Millennium Falcon. Quite phallic, isn't it?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-12-15 11:47am

Some Klingon ships look somewhat phallic. The battlecruiser and bird of prey both have long spars with a rounded head at the end. The BoP even has a hole in front for firing torpedoes.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 12:30pm

Raxmei wrote:Some Klingon ships look somewhat phallic. The battlecruiser and bird of prey both have long spars with a rounded head at the end. The BoP even has a hole in front for firing torpedoes.

Hmm?? Didn't noticed that?? To me, Klingon ships always looked more like flying swans than anything else.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2002-12-15 01:13pm

Vympel wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
From Badmovies.org's review of LEXX:

"First time observers often have some impure thoughts about what the ship resembles (sickos)."
Is there some deformed-penis subculture I am totally unaware of?

That Excalibur doesn't look nearly as nice as I remember it ... ugh. How memory fogs up when you haven't played a game in ages.

I think the LEXX looks more like a mosquito's head.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-12-16 02:19am

Raxmei wrote:Some Klingon ships look somewhat phallic. The battlecruiser and bird of prey both have long spars with a rounded head at the end. The BoP even has a hole in front for firing torpedoes.

Ahhh, so the Klingon BoP could be compared to Bob Dole's member eh? I mean, let's look at it in rational terms. They're both pretty old, require artificial assistance (SIF for the Klingons, and Britney Spears and little blue pills for Dole) to stay rigid, and both are so old they're fairly prone to shooting blanks.

Yeah, I know, an image you could've lived with out.

And yes, any Honorverse ship is more than just a little phallic.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2002-12-16 02:31am

NEO NUPETIET VERGNITZ-BIS CLASS BATTLESHIP from Macross 7