Helm's Deep - Klingons
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The only reason the Uruks lasted as long as did was a combonation of heavy armor, and use of shields (see them all closed up in a defensive shield barrier, on their way to the Kings hideaway). The Klingons would eb felled by every arrow, every blade would strike true, and there would be absolutley no way they could bust into the Kings room (even if we give them a battering ram!).
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I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.The only reason the Uruks lasted as long as did was a combonation of heavy armor, and use of shields (see them all closed up in a defensive shield barrier, on their way to the Kings hideaway). The Klingons would eb felled by every arrow, every blade would strike true, and there would be absolutley no way they could bust into the Kings room (even if we give them a battering ram!).
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that is a funny thought, a group of klingons using their leader's spiked forehead for a battering ram.I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.
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"We need no ladders. Pile the dead beneath the walls!"starfury wrote:that is a funny thought, a group of klingons using their leader's spiked forehead for a battering ram.I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.
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Klingons ought to be able to take the fortress, but so should the Orcs.
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