Oh crap she's spread to another series..

[The Grim Squeaker]

Videogame novels always suck. Even more than videogame movies. Unalterable law of the universe.

Worse than movie videogames?

The novelisation of Baldur's Gate is an artifact of such malevolence and evil that men go mad merely being in the same room as it.

Hey, I have it, BG2 and even BG2 - Throne of Bhaal. Well, I had them before I managed to dump BG1 on someone who actually asked for it despite my warnings, and TOB slithered away and laid a nest somewhere.

You want truly terrible? TOB is that, but even worse is the Planescape Torment novel. It can be summed up as such:
They gave The Nameless One a name.

Yeah....
Still, despite reading them all, even the Pools of Radiance (New one) novelization, I feel fine, really. Come closer so I can show you...
Cackle, gibber.

[Tiriol]

Wasn't that the one where Khalid was killed by jelly, and then Jaheria crawled into the protagonists pants? Where the author couldn't describe to you a broadsword if his life depended on it?

Didn't the sequel basically revolve around Irenicus being a minor bit character while the hero fucked jaheria and Imoen got all lesbian with a drow priestess?

I don't remember about Irenicus being a minor character (although he wasn't the cool and arrogant manipulator of the game, but rather a gloating and giggling maniac); but yes, Imoen does engage in sexual activity (at least it is heavily implied) with Phaere of Ust Natha. But the protagonist doesn't have sex with Jaheira, but with Bodhi.

Yes, with Bodhi. Who likes to make her shirt wet so that breasts show better. For some reason, I don't remember that from the game.

That reads like bad fanfic...who was the author of that excrement?

Philip Athans wrote the loathsome novelization of Shadows of Amn while Drew Karpyshyn wrote the slightly better novelization of Throne of Bhaal.

[Thanas]

^Thank you. I will stay away from them in the future then.