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...I don't know, I showed the trailer to my wife, who's a Ukrainian Jew whose still-living grandparents survived the Holocaust by being resistance fighters, and she rolled her eyes because she thought it was dumb. Not because she was offended. So, you know, YMMV and all, I'd try and avoid those blanket statements if you can.
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Well gosh, thanks for the advice.
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Havok, you had better be able to tell me with a straight face that the Nazis are the heroes in this movie (maybe they are for all I know, that shit I watched was incomprehensible) or that was a lot of fucking pointless feigned moral outrage.
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I don't have a lot of moral outrage. I certainly don't feign it. This is one of the subjects that brings it out.

It doesn't matter to me if they are the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. It's the fact that these douches are making light of what they actually were and did.

Maybe time heals all wounds like they say, but these are people that tried to commit genocide, and would have continued to do so unless a lot of good men and women from all over the world hadn't given their lives to stop them. I don't appreciate anyone making light of that.

You want an acceptable Nazi fictional story, go watch Inglorious Basterds. Now that is a beautiful piece or revisionist fiction. :wink:
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Havok wrote: You want an acceptable Nazi fictional story, go watch Inglorious Basterds. Now that is a beautiful piece of revisionist fiction. :wink:
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If the Nazi's are the film's protagonist I would agree with you Hav. But if they're the film's villains who need a goodthumpin/shooting/blowing up/whatever. How is that different to using them in Indiana Jones or Captain America or indeed Inglorious Bastards or X-Men Origins or any other film with them being a convenient code for 'irredeemable bad guy'.
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Inglorious Basterds.... riiight. The movie that can be summed up as "internet tough guy posing". I guess moral crusaders hate Mel Brooks too, he has made nazis into comical characters at one point. It looks to me like the outrage people are too busy climbing on their high horse and wrapping themselves in sheets with "Remember the jooz!!" slogans that they forget to pay attention while galloping into the sunset. It's blatantly obvious from the trailer alone that they are vilifying the nazis to the point of making them into caricatures of the real thing. Nazis have been the villains / comic characters from the fucking 1940's so at this point it's just silly to huff and puff with self righteous indignation about this one movie.
As to the quality of the movie, I'll tell you after I've seen it.

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Havok wrote: It doesn't matter to me if they are the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. It's the fact that these douches are making light of what they actually were and did.:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but during WW2 weren't there plenty of cartoons "making light" of the Nazis.

I'm a big boy as I'm sure most others are. I can laugh at whacky Nazi super science / silly Gestapo without forgetting what they did.

Never watch Allo'Allo. It has Nazi characters you might actually end up liking (!).
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I approve of making the Nazis comically inept, because frankly, i think it would upset them more. They seem to be the sort of people who would be pleased that 60 years after the only real Nazi power ever was crushed we still tiptoe around them and get the vapours every time someone brings them up, but driven to stammering maddness by anyone laughing at them and how they were all batshit mental. And I think we should do it more because thats the best thing to do to anyone who takes themselves too seriously.
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By the way, there's a new trailer.

In case you missed it... Spoiler
there's a spaceship called the USS George W. Bush, and it's got pop-up railguns.
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Havok wrote: It doesn't matter to me if they are the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. It's the fact that these douches are making light of what they actually were and did.:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but during WW2 weren't there plenty of cartoons "making light" of the Nazis.
Utter hoards of them are on youtube; course they were also almost all made before the holocaust was widely known, but it certainly was known and heavily used in propaganda that the Nazis were a bunch of murderous slave drivers using starvation as a weapon.
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Grumman wrote:By the way, there's a new trailer.

In case you missed it... Spoiler
there's a spaceship called the USS George W. Bush, and it's got pop-up railguns.
This keeps getting better and better. I will pay for the DVD and I haven't bought a movie since the LOTR.
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Gunhead wrote:Inglorious Basterds.... riiight. The movie that can be summed up as "internet tough guy posing". I guess moral crusaders hate Mel Brooks too, he has made nazis into comical characters at one point. It looks to me like the outrage people are too busy climbing on their high horse and wrapping themselves in sheets with "Remember the jooz!!" slogans that they forget to pay attention while galloping into the sunset. It's blatantly obvious from the trailer alone that they are vilifying the nazis to the point of making them into caricatures of the real thing. Nazis have been the villains / comic characters from the fucking 1940's so at this point it's just silly to huff and puff with self righteous indignation about this one movie.
As to the quality of the movie, I'll tell you after I've seen it.

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Havok wrote:You want an acceptable Nazi fictional story, go watch Inglorious Basterds. Now that is a beautiful piece or revisionist fiction. :wink:
it is very hard to think of anybody as "hero" and "villain" in that story. It is a typical Tarantino movie of blood, gore and witty dialogue. Nothing else.
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I liked how Tarantino was constantly fucking with the audience's expectations.

Like, take for example, Hugo Stiglitz' introduction. His name is lifted from a Mexican actor Tarantino loved, the music playing as he gratuitously slaughtered Nazzies is from a friggin' blaxploitation movie, and he killed two Nazzies in the most preposterous ways possible, one by waking the poor guy up before sticking his fist into the mang's throat, and the other with a The Good, The Bad and The Ugly homage but instead of pillow-then-gun he does a pillow-and-then-stab-the-man's-face thing... but why did he use a pillow? Sure, you can use that to silence your sixshooter. But when you're sticking a longknife into the guy's facial features? While narrated by Samuel L. Jackson? :lol:

And then this is followed by Morricone music, epic-like in a big gundown thing, before a guy is beaten to death with a bat. And almost all of the Basterds, Aldo's crew, look like complete shmucks. Look at that scene where they're lined up while Aldo gives his speech. All those guys... looked like... shmucks.

Why did Christoph Waltz have to talk in, what, four different languages? He has the Basterds make the most ridiculous Italian accents before Landa goes on eloquently in Italian. Man. GORLAME! GRAT-ZEE! ANNNTONIO MARGAREEETTIIII!!!!!!

I am convinced that Tarantino was just trolling the hell out of the audience and having the lulz, and the best part of his bullshit movies that are unpretentious is that we love being trolled and end up partaking in the lulz.

He's just playing around with bullshit conventions. I mean, Jesus Christ, intricate camera cuts, flashbacks in flashbacks in flashbacks, scene switches so well done, transitions, epic music. All so we can see some shmucks beat some guys to death with a stick. God. WHY?

It is brilliant. This is, like, exactly like Tarantino's previous work wherein we have Kurt Russel getting beaten to death by cheerleaders in that two-part movie that also has Robert Rodriguez chronicle the exploit of a stripper who gets her foot eaten by zombies and exacts revengeance by replacing her amputated limb with an M16 with an M203 grenade launcher.

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Darth Wong wrote: How does one "vilify" Nazis? They're already villains. Who the fuck whines about someone "vilifying" Nazis? The Nazis basically were their own caricature already.

That's why they make such great movie villains, even if one wants to be silly about it. If they didn't exist, Hollywood would have had to invent them, because they were just a hair's breadth short of being comic-book villains.
I pretty much meant the makers of Iron Sky are going that hair breadth longer, I mean making them so fucking cackling maniacs they're not plausible anymore. I can see how this can make some people mad as they think you shouldn't equate Nazis with funny. Okay maybe my wording was bad but this is what I meant by vilifying to a point of being a caricature.

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Havok wrote:I don't have a lot of moral outrage. I certainly don't feign it. This is one of the subjects that brings it out.

It doesn't matter to me if they are the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. It's the fact that these douches are making light of what they actually were and did.

Maybe time heals all wounds like they say, but these are people that tried to commit genocide, and would have continued to do so unless a lot of good men and women from all over the world hadn't given their lives to stop them. I don't appreciate anyone making light of that.

You want an acceptable Nazi fictional story, go watch Inglorious Basterds. Now that is a beautiful piece or revisionist fiction. :wink:
I grew up with this tasteless program on TV called 'Allo, 'Allo and this perfectly echoes my feelings on what I felt every time they aired that thing.
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Poland: survived WWII, paying for it with 5,5 million dead, starvation, genocide and a brutal guerilla war ended by the country turned into a Soviet puppet.

Also, the country where Allo Allo is one of the most popular TV shows ever emitted.

But wait, Havok said making light of Nazis should be offensive to Slavic people they tried to exterminate?

Holy shit there's some important truth there somewhere!
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Iron Sky is confirmed for US and Israel release in April. Entertainment One is handling the US release. Not sure if they are handling a theater release or distribution of DVDs and such.

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Woohoo! As long as there's some kind of limited movie theater release, New York should get something.
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PeZook wrote:Poland: survived WWII, paying for it with 5,5 million dead, starvation, genocide and a brutal guerilla war ended by the country turned into a Soviet puppet.

Also, the country where Allo Allo is one of the most popular TV shows ever emitted.

But wait, Havok said making light of Nazis should be offensive to Slavic people they tried to exterminate?

Holy shit there's some important truth there somewhere!
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Okay, should I be offended by this? I need an American to tell me, since clearly my entire country lacks good taste and just keeps laughing at the Nazis.
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Wouldn't be the first time you needed Americans, would it?

Look, if you want to represent the people that mock the Nazis because you couldn't protect yourselves from them and needed the rest of the world to save your culture and country, and making light is the only way you can cope with that, that's your prerogative. Have fun with your great TV shows.

I'm going to represent the people that still feel the loses of what they did and from having to bail your country out and resent and be angry at people that make light of the situation and try to put a fun "But they were snappy dressers" spin on what happened. To each his own.
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Havok wrote:Wouldn't be the first time you needed Americans, would it?

Look, if you want to represent the people that mock the Nazis because you couldn't protect yourselves from them and needed the rest of the world to save your culture and country, and making light is the only way you can cope with that, that's your prerogative. Have fun with your great TV shows.

I'm going to represent the people that still feel the loses of what they did and from having to bail your country out and resent and be angry at people that make light of the situation and try to put a fun "But they were snappy dressers" spin on what happened. To each his own.
Oh yeah, lots of Americans died fighting the Nazis in Poland. Quite possibly more than a dozen! That certainly gives you the right to tell us dumb Slavs when to be offended.

You're not seriously trying to say America somehow suffered uniquely harshly when fighting the war and thus can tell the rest of the world how they should feel about lighthearted nazi-mocking fiction?
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