What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

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Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
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28%
Smite my enemies over and over again as I cackle with maniacal glee
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2%
Roleplay within my favourite fictional universe / historical era
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6%
A combination of the above
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Professional training / study
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Other (please specify)
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2%
 
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Never come out.... 8)

Hmm, lots of sex, games, universes, sex games, sex universes, bringing to life all my dreams and wishes, smack the living crap out of Jar Jar and Bill Gates, smite many a people, country, universes :twisted:... the question isn't what would I do, the question is what wouldn't I do.
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Sex obviously, but I'd have to have somebody drag me in there while asleep or something, otherwise its kinda silly.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Jadeite wrote:
Not to mention going back to the glorious era of the Dreadnought battleships
That would be awesome, recreate the Battle of Jutland, or maybe something even better. Cant forget about the age of Zeppelins either, like a Crimson Skies type program. then again, sex is good 2.
Yes, being a Jutland would be fun, especially with a Kirov class missile cruiser
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I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. :D Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again. :)
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Although it classifies as a who, I would have to say my boyfriend. Who is coming back pretty soon. Yay! No more long-distance relationship for me!!!
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Let's see....who would I murder brutally...hmm...so many choices...hard to pick just one.... :twisted:

SO I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!

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Er...Did I mention that I am rather supressed emotionally, so when I explode in a fit of rage, it creates quite a mess....?
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Australopithicus wrote:Let's see....who would I murder brutally...hmm...so many choices...hard to pick just one.... :twisted:

SO I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er...Did I mention that I am rather supressed emotionally, so when I explode in a fit of rage, it creates quite a mess....?
Do you know that I am the same way....don't piss me off.
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Murder Bill Gates, Jack Valenti, George W Bush, Hillary Rosen, and politicians over and over again
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That gets boring...but then again, 1001 ways to kill with a spoon...
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Let's see....who would I murder brutally...hmm...so many choices...hard to pick just one.... icon_twisted.gif

SO I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er...Did I mention that I am rather supressed emotionally, so when I explode in a fit of rage, it creates quite a mess....?
Interesting response from a fundie
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I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again.
Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
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Jadeite wrote:
I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again.
Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
EXACTLY! :D :twisted:
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Jadeite wrote:
I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again.
Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
I'd do both and that new girl as well. After all, the more the merrier.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Jadeite wrote:
I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again.
Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
I'd do both and that new girl as well. After all, the more the merrier.
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IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Jadeite wrote: Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
I'd do both and that new girl as well. After all, the more the merrier.
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johnpham wrote:
Let's see....who would I murder brutally...hmm...so many choices...hard to pick just one.... icon_twisted.gif

SO I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er...Did I mention that I am rather supressed emotionally, so when I explode in a fit of rage, it creates quite a mess....?
Interesting response from a fundie
Yes, well, I'm not a very good person. I keep thinking about killing people.... :roll:
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Stormbringer wrote:
Jadeite wrote:
I'd use it to re-create the Farscape universe, then do Chiana. Then pull a John Crichton and save the day yet again.
Id rather do Aeryn, Chianas kinda sluttish.
I'd do both and that new girl as well. After all, the more the merrier.
I'd have to agree, anyway, it is your holodeck experience, you could pull in any frelling woman you wanted *7 of 9, drool... the only thing good to have come from modern star trek*
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Gatther up every troll fucker that ever talked shit, dice them up with a lightsaber, slowly, piss on the ashes then go to bed with Leatitia Casta, Natalie Portman and Rachel Stevens, in bed we would have fun with a bucket of soapy frogs and a jar of honey, the rest is to graphic
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Hey, can the 'Professional Training/Study' option apply to sex, too? Might as well, with this thread.

My vote still goes to Fallout. Hell, I'd cook and eat my own three-eyed rabbit and sleep in an abandoned car, if it meant I got to stay in the game. :lol:
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Muad'Dib wrote:Gatther up every troll fucker that ever talked shit, dice them up with a lightsaber, slowly, piss on the ashes then go to bed with Leatitia Casta, Natalie Portman and Rachel Stevens, in bed we would have fun with a bucket of soapy frogs and a jar of honey, the rest is to graphic
Why the hell would you have frogs in bed? That's really creepy.
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Stormbringer wrote: Why the hell would you have frogs in bed? That's really creepy.
You actually want to hear the answer? *shudder*
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Agreed. If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question.
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Frogs?! WTF? :shock: Lawd, tell me it was just a RD reference.

I really think some fetishes should be kept to oneself...
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IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Why the hell would you have frogs in bed? That's really creepy.
You actually want to hear the answer? *shudder*
There has got to be some more rational explanation than what I think.

Or some sort of sexual deviant.

Around here it could be either one.
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