"Sometimes you have to take that rolled up newspaper of justice and say BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
-The Tick
Top Ten Lines in Sci-Fi
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spongyblue
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"Hear that? That is the sound of inevitability Mr. Anderson."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human."
Wherever you go, there you are.
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willburns84
- Padawan Learner
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No, I'm *not* trying to pad my posts, I just put these up as I think of 'em...
"Come with me if you want to live."
"Come with me if you want to live."
"Fleet admirals have it made. They only have to worry about the success of their subordinates, their Moff, and guys whose name beings with Lord."
-Captain Seledrood (deceased)
"Iron within! Iron without!"
-Captain Seledrood (deceased)
"Iron within! Iron without!"
"As opposed to the other time I could have made them pay by uploading that paradox. But this time is different, honest."willburns84 wrote:"They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn, here! AND I WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!"
What Picard should have said after.
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Evil Sadistic Bastard
- Hentai Tentacle Demon
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" SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!" - About the Megamaid
" P A R T. Why? Because I gottaaaa! "
" P A R T. Why? Because I gottaaaa! "
Believe in the sign of Hentai.
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BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly
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weemadando
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HemlockGrey
- Fucking Awesome
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Another Schlock Mercenary:
"Mister Gyo, in the dozens of times we've interrogated you, we've seen every stalling tactic you know. Nothing you can say or do will surprise us."
-pthooie-
-spack-
"You've even spat in my face before."
"Has the spittle ever exploded before?"
"No. Never."
KRA-BOOM!
"Surprise."
"Mister Gyo, in the dozens of times we've interrogated you, we've seen every stalling tactic you know. Nothing you can say or do will surprise us."
-pthooie-
-spack-
"You've even spat in my face before."
"Has the spittle ever exploded before?"
"No. Never."
KRA-BOOM!
"Surprise."
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
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Moonshadow
- Padawan Learner
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"Time for some thrilling heroics." - Jayne
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. " - Book
"Yes...this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land.' 'I think we should call it your grave!' 'Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!' 'Hahaha! Mine is an evil laugh!" - Wash
"I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." - Simon
"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense."
- River
"That's the last time you get to call me "whore." - Inara
"Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" - Zoe
"Have good sex!" - Kaylee
"But she was naked, and all... articulate!" - Mal
All from Firefly.
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. " - Book
"Yes...this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land.' 'I think we should call it your grave!' 'Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!' 'Hahaha! Mine is an evil laugh!" - Wash
"I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." - Simon
"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense."
- River
"That's the last time you get to call me "whore." - Inara
"Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" - Zoe
"Have good sex!" - Kaylee
"But she was naked, and all... articulate!" - Mal
All from Firefly.
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The Yosemite Bear
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"There Can Be Only One" - Highlander
"Soldiers deserve soldier, sir.......I'm gonna kill em all" - Soldier
"I Knew It I'm Surrounded by Assholes" - Space Balls
"there are worse things out there.... ME!" - Blade
not really sci fi but funny as hell "THis one time, at band camp, i shoved my flute up my pussy" - American Pie
"Soldiers deserve soldier, sir.......I'm gonna kill em all" - Soldier
"I Knew It I'm Surrounded by Assholes" - Space Balls
"there are worse things out there.... ME!" - Blade
not really sci fi but funny as hell "THis one time, at band camp, i shoved my flute up my pussy" - American Pie
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Anarchist Bunny
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I know this isn't Sci-Fi, but, fuck you.
"I've got Black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse, BRING IT"
"WM: Ok. An orphanage is on fire, what do you--
Use Fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with Bolt-2 set to a wide dispersal."
"I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!"
My personal favorite.
"Why, it would take some kind of insane megolomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the Tapestry of Creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power--my god, THE POWER! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIVE!
"We're jews, were jews in space" - The Jews is Space.
"I've got Black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse, BRING IT"
"WM: Ok. An orphanage is on fire, what do you--
Use Fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with Bolt-2 set to a wide dispersal."
"I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!"
My personal favorite.
"Why, it would take some kind of insane megolomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the Tapestry of Creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power--my god, THE POWER! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIVE!
"We're jews, were jews in space" - The Jews is Space.
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The Yosemite Bear
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Evil Computer Time:
"Oh my god, It's Full of Stars"-Dave Bowman
"Will I dream?"-Hal
"I'm Sorry Dave I Can't do that."-Hal
"You Pathetic Worm, how can you possibly hope to defeat a perfect machine like my self." Shodan
"Your song is not ours."-Many Zombies
"Do you like my new Hairdo."Shodan
"Oh my god, It's Full of Stars"-Dave Bowman
"Will I dream?"-Hal
"I'm Sorry Dave I Can't do that."-Hal
"You Pathetic Worm, how can you possibly hope to defeat a perfect machine like my self." Shodan
"Your song is not ours."-Many Zombies
"Do you like my new Hairdo."Shodan
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
"Missed, you fuckers!" - ROU Killing Time
"Demilled my backup. Fucker left Phage fully tooled" - Some GSV who's name I can't remember, talking about dROU Frank Exchange of Views (paraphrased from memory)
"It looks like a dildo!"
"That's appropriate. Armed, it can fuck solar systems" - Ulver Seich and Churt Lyne talking about dROU Frank Exchange of Views
"Demilled my backup. Fucker left Phage fully tooled" - Some GSV who's name I can't remember, talking about dROU Frank Exchange of Views (paraphrased from memory)
"It looks like a dildo!"
"That's appropriate. Armed, it can fuck solar systems" - Ulver Seich and Churt Lyne talking about dROU Frank Exchange of Views
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SpacedTeddyBear
- Jedi Master
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AdmiralKanos
- Lex Animata
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Die, Autobots!!!
After years of seeing Megatron steadily diminish in power and stature on the show, it was a truly beautiful thing to see him restored to his true self, crushing Autobots beneath his armoured heel like the rebellious scum that they are.
After years of seeing Megatron steadily diminish in power and stature on the show, it was a truly beautiful thing to see him restored to his true self, crushing Autobots beneath his armoured heel like the rebellious scum that they are.
For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron.
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
"This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
"Do you work out? Your hands are so strong! Especially the right one!"- spoken to Bud Bundy
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
"This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
"Do you work out? Your hands are so strong! Especially the right one!"- spoken to Bud Bundy
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Gandalf
- SD.net White Wizard
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"If I were at full strength I'd be punning right now" -Buffy
"God it sucks up here" -Armageddon
"God it sucks up here" -Armageddon
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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The Yosemite Bear
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The following are all taken from the S:AAB episode 'The Angriest Angel' which mainly revolve around the character of Lt. Col. T.C. McQueen.
[Intro]
McQueen; I don't give a damn, for destiny. Anyone worth a Chig's ass would take responsibilty for asking themselves, then answering; who am I and what's the point? My name is Colonel Tyrus Casius McQueen, but I know nothing of who I am. The answer, I feel, is near. The defining, perhaps final moment is close. Everyone, everyone, in this life knows when the moment is before them. To turn away; is simple. To ignore it; assures survival. But it is an insult to life. Because there can be no redemption, no second chance. Beyond death there's nothing; just darkness, cold. The instant his existance was confirmed, every action, every breath of my life became horrifingly clear. He's out there tonight, sending our women, our men to that cold dark place. And nothing, nothing will stop him; untill I face the moment.
[McQueen at the flight deck]
McQueen; What else did you expect?
Commodor Ross; You actually thik that I am going to allow you to go out there after him?
McQueen; You have no choice.
Commodor Ross; You have no wing support. No means of defeating it's advanced technology. What makes you think you can win?
McQueen; I have no choice.
Commodor Ross; I'll be a son of a bitch if I go to your funeral Tye.
McQueen; Yes you will sir. But we'll talk about your mother when I get back.
[Just before he gets into the cockpit]
Chaplin; Colonel, Colonel, Colonel McQueen! Perhaps you should make peace with your Maker.
McQueen; My Maker was some geek in a lab coat with an eye dropper and petree dish. Why would I need to make peace with him for?
Chaplin; At these times, we should all make peace with our Maker.
McQueen; With all due respect Chaplin, I don't think that our Maker wants to hear from me right now. Because he knows I'm gonna go out in that sky, in this plane, and remove one of his creations from his universe. And when I return; I'm gonna drink a bottle of Scotch as if it was Chiggy von R blood and celebrate his death.
Chaplin; Amen
[End of the episode in the bar, drinking a bottle of scotch]
McQueen; I know now with certainty who I am, but I'll be dammned if I ever know the point. And now all I can ask is who was he? And who was she? And what was the point?
[Intro]
McQueen; I don't give a damn, for destiny. Anyone worth a Chig's ass would take responsibilty for asking themselves, then answering; who am I and what's the point? My name is Colonel Tyrus Casius McQueen, but I know nothing of who I am. The answer, I feel, is near. The defining, perhaps final moment is close. Everyone, everyone, in this life knows when the moment is before them. To turn away; is simple. To ignore it; assures survival. But it is an insult to life. Because there can be no redemption, no second chance. Beyond death there's nothing; just darkness, cold. The instant his existance was confirmed, every action, every breath of my life became horrifingly clear. He's out there tonight, sending our women, our men to that cold dark place. And nothing, nothing will stop him; untill I face the moment.
[McQueen at the flight deck]
McQueen; What else did you expect?
Commodor Ross; You actually thik that I am going to allow you to go out there after him?
McQueen; You have no choice.
Commodor Ross; You have no wing support. No means of defeating it's advanced technology. What makes you think you can win?
McQueen; I have no choice.
Commodor Ross; I'll be a son of a bitch if I go to your funeral Tye.
McQueen; Yes you will sir. But we'll talk about your mother when I get back.
[Just before he gets into the cockpit]
Chaplin; Colonel, Colonel, Colonel McQueen! Perhaps you should make peace with your Maker.
McQueen; My Maker was some geek in a lab coat with an eye dropper and petree dish. Why would I need to make peace with him for?
Chaplin; At these times, we should all make peace with our Maker.
McQueen; With all due respect Chaplin, I don't think that our Maker wants to hear from me right now. Because he knows I'm gonna go out in that sky, in this plane, and remove one of his creations from his universe. And when I return; I'm gonna drink a bottle of Scotch as if it was Chiggy von R blood and celebrate his death.
Chaplin; Amen
[End of the episode in the bar, drinking a bottle of scotch]
McQueen; I know now with certainty who I am, but I'll be dammned if I ever know the point. And now all I can ask is who was he? And who was she? And what was the point?
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
God dammnit! Chiggy von R = Chiggy von Richtoven! Could any mods fix this for me?
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Oohh and from 'Who Monitors The Birds?'
Hawkes; Monitor? Who monitors the birds?
Monitor; I monitor the birds.
Hawkes; Who monitors you?
Hawkes; Monitor? Who monitors the birds?
Monitor; I monitor the birds.
Hawkes; Who monitors you?
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
"Give my regards to King Tut, asshole."
"Godzillaaaaaaaaa-"
*Roar* *Crash* *Crumble*
"-aaaaaarrrgh!"
"No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee... For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!"
"I want them alive. No disintegrations!"
"As you wish..."
"All is going as I have forseen."
"I am constant as the Northern star"
"I'd give real money, if he'd shut up."
"Godzillaaaaaaaaa-"
*Roar* *Crash* *Crumble*
"-aaaaaarrrgh!"
"No... You can't get away... From hell's heart I stab at thee... For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!"
"I want them alive. No disintegrations!"
"As you wish..."
"All is going as I have forseen."
"I am constant as the Northern star"
"I'd give real money, if he'd shut up."
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irishmick79
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