Most phallic-looking sci-fi vessel??

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-16 02:47am

I just remembered: The SeaQuest. It's a submarine, unlike the normal spaceships that have been listed already.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-16 11:02am

Damaramu wrote:NEO NUPETIET VERGNITZ-BIS CLASS BATTLESHIP from Macross 7

It's not much more phallic than an Eclipse-class SSD. (maybe except for that front section)

Neoolong,

I just remembered: The SeaQuest. It's a submarine, unlike the normal spaceships that have been listed already.

Submarines are per definition phallic.

Setzer,

I think the LEXX looks more like a mosquito's head.

To me, the "mosquito eyes" on the LEXX always looked like testicles. That's the main reason for why I nominated it.

Still, it's nothing compared to the spaceship from "Space Monster..."

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-16 11:07am

Anything designed by the EA in B5.... Or is that just me?

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2002-12-16 12:16pm

I forgot, the Queen Emeraldas Ain't that Phallic.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-16 01:24pm

What about the Heart of Gold from the Guide?

Sleek tennis shoe my arse...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2002-12-16 06:12pm

earth alliance ships look phallic?????????? their just a bunch of boxy shapes there is nothing phallic about them

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-16 06:37pm

Havaland Tuff's merchant/bio-warfare dreadnaught.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2002-12-16 08:10pm

Damaramu wrote:NEO NUPETIET VERGNITZ-BIS CLASS BATTLESHIP from Macross 7

Naw, gotta go to original Macross for the Zentraedi battleship...

Alas, I cannot quickly find a link to an online pic for said vessel. A wee bit more phallic than the above.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-17 01:58am

neoolong wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vympel wrote:Most phallic would have to go to the Syreen Penetrator from Star Control. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about, respond.
Do you have a picture of one of those?? I can't find one.

From Star Control II.

I mean c'mon, it's called the PENETRATOR!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-17 02:04am

Sorry, didn't see the original quote, where the name was already said.

Anyway, here's another full-color picture:

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2002-12-17 04:22am

Setzer wrote:I forgot, the Queen Emeraldas Ain't that Phallic.

Nah it just looked like a big Zepplin

On the other hand the sheer weapon payload makes you wonder...

Graeme Dice · Post by **Graeme Dice** » 2002-12-17 10:37pm

Vympel wrote:The Lexx is phallic? I don't know what yours looks like but mine does not have two insect eyes and a spinal cord looking thingy.

Take a look at the Lexx and picture it flying backwards.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-17 11:07pm

Graeme Dice wrote:Take a look at the Lexx and picture it flying backwards.

And upside down.

Alnilam · Post by **Alnilam** » 2003-01-24 12:58pm

Hi.See the Precursor vessel you command in Star Control III and extract conclusions.It's the most phallic ship I've ever seen.
Perhaps,another candidate would be the Aczanny Gerfalcon-Class Strike Carrier (I assume it means "Gyrfalcon"),a new race for the VGA Planets 4.0,that's here:http://www.vgaplanets.com/v4races/rc808f.htm
But it resembles more a fish than a flying dick.Bye![/img]

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-24 01:16pm

Crown wrote:Anything designed by the EA in B5.... Or is that just me?

The only thing in the Babylon 5 universe that looks phallic is the Excalibur from the B5 spinoff.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-24 01:27pm

Alnilam wrote:Perhaps,another candidate would be the Aczanny Gerfalcon-Class Strike Carrier (I assume it means "Gyrfalcon"),a new race for the VGA Planets 4.0,that's here:http://www.vgaplanets.com/v4races/rc808f.htm
But it resembles more a fish than a flying dick.Bye

It's still quite phallic.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-24 04:30pm

christ I'd hate to see you guys' dicks if you think these things are PHALLIC

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-01-24 04:59pm

Geez, all this talking about phallus's, I'd hate to know your sexual orientation...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-24 05:03pm

a large number of people here are gay or bi, got a problem with that?

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-01-24 06:17pm

no, i'm not a homophobe, but a topic talking about penis-shaped ships?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-24 06:24pm

Sektor31 wrote:no, i'm not a homophobe, but a topic talking about penis-shaped ships?

Welcome to SD.net. I'm assuming that since you're asking this you haven't seen the jacking off, ejaculation distance, masturbation techniques, etc. threads?

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-01-25 02:07pm

Not really, unique board though.

Anyway, you all wanted phallic? This wins the prize:

Hazari ship from Voyager.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-01-25 02:13pm

Ooh, Ooh, I got one!

The spaceship from Civilization 3! I don't think they meant it deliberately, but that's a pretty damn phallic ship!

I was hoping for a ressurection of this thread, so I could say that.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2003-01-25 03:34pm

Sektor31 wrote:no, i'm not a homophobe, but a topic talking about penis-shaped ships?

Just be grateful that's it's reducing the amount of time spent on all the anal sex threads.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2003-01-25 05:02pm

Must have already been quoted but anyway :

"_It looks like a dildo !
_That's appropriate. Armed it can fuck star systems"

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