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A couple things, for one the Na'vi aren't as saintly as you seem to suggest the movie makes them out to be. For instance Tsu'tey was ready to slit Jake's throat at the drop of a hat for most of the movie, and we're introduced to Ney'tiri as she considers shooting a stranger in the back with a poisoned arrow the size of a ballista bolt. They look good because for the most part they're compared with the people who think it's okay to tear gas someone, set their house on fire, then blow it up.

Quaritch on the other hand I think has a bit more depth than you give credit for, but while we don't get a ton of background information we do get hints pointing out his motivations, and the fact that he make have started going round the bend.

Likewise we're allowed to see that Selfridge isn't some completely unfeeling corporate goon, however he doesn't have the guts to stand up to Quaritch or the board.
The biggest thing, even more than sending in a shuttle capable of VTOL for a long, slow glide under the mountains where it's clear from Sat imagery that there's a vertical air corridor straight down that don't involve flying through thousands of meters of Obvious Ambush Territory,
The problem with this approach is that it means the shuttle has to make the approach unprotected since the choppers can't follow to the kinds of speeds and altitudes it can, and doing so would also presumably make putting the MG nests on the back impractical. No matter how the shuttle approaches it's going to have to slow down and go into hover at the end of its run if it wants to have a chance in hell of hitting its target.

There is also of course the arrogance factor when you consider Quaritch had a swarm of helicopters and the Dragon as escort which really left him with little to fear from the natives who's most sophisticated weapon is a bow that had previously proven ineffective against the canopy of his air assets. That and given that we saw a helicopter smack into the shuttle without so much as visibly shaking it, the ability of the Na'vi to do more than scratch the paint is questionable.
was the ability of the Na'Vi to pull off that successful ambush. This can be partially excused due to the problems of the navigation aides, but there's an issue here of common sense and obeying command. Despite being on escort duty against air attack, and everyone being specifically told to keep their heads on a swivel/looking up and that there are thousands of hostiles in the area (of which they've known for years ride around on these banshees), I am supposed to believe that not one person was looking up to spot the ungodly massive cloud of these things that just descended upon them? That no one even bothered to scream 'Heads up!" or the like?
Part of it is the terrain which means they really didn't have much time to spot them coming in, and part of it is going to be the fact that the pilots in question aren't used to flying in an area where their instruments don't work properly are having to fly totally VFR, watch for an incoming ambush and make sure they don't fly into a rock.

That and I'd hardly call the Na'vi ambush 'successful'. They managed to take out a handful of choppers in the initial strike due to them figuring out a way to make those bows actually work, but after that they'd pretty much shot their load and had their aerial attack force systematically destroyed by Quaritch's overwhelming firepower.
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Am I the only one who finds Eywa to be a more interesting alien intelligence than the Na'Vi? The Na'Vi are, let's be honest, mostly stereotypical Native Americans with blue skin, the only thing really alien about them is the neural interface and the fact they're symbiotes with Eywa. But a planet-wide intelligent plant that isn't a tool-user as we understand it but controls its environment through manipulating the behavior of other organisms? Now there's a truly alien intelligence that would be really interesting to study.
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I found the bit about how they were originally going to make the Na'Vi look more alien but their alien elements got tuned down over time interesting:
Originally, the Na'vi were going to look weirder, with gills, fins and other structures, but over time they were made to look more human simply to appeal more to the audience.
Personally I was thinking when I saw the movie that you could have given them a second set of arms and air intakes at the bottom of the neck and it would probably still have left them fairly easy for human audiences to relate to, and it would have made them fit much more organically into the rest of then fauna. The extra arms might have made the CGI more complicated though.

Also, I found the viperwolves rather memorable creatures because they were creepy little fuckers. I remember feeling an exceptional distaste at the idea of being one of the RDA mercs getting mobbed by those things.
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SylasGaunt wrote:A couple things, for one the Na'vi aren't as saintly as you seem to suggest the movie makes them out to be. For instance Tsu'tey was ready to slit Jake's throat at the drop of a hat for most of the movie, and we're introduced to Ney'tiri as she considers shooting a stranger in the back with a poisoned arrow the size of a ballista bolt. They look good because for the most part they're compared with the people who think it's okay to tear gas someone, set their house on fire, then blow it up.
Justifiable defense against a hostile RDA infiltrator. They know what Avatars are, they know they're not 'real'/demonic in nature, and it's pretty obvious that Jake is one of them.
Quaritch on the other hand I think has a bit more depth than you give credit for, but while we don't get a ton of background information we do get hints pointing out his motivations, and the fact that he make have started going round the bend.

Likewise we're allowed to see that Selfridge isn't some completely unfeeling corporate goon, however he doesn't have the guts to stand up to Quaritch or the board.
I don't recall seeing that at all. I remember him calling them monkies, savages, and not being able to understand a (reasonable) reason for Jake being pissed off. Namely, that your dozer pilot nearly squashed an irreplaceable, 'cost in excess of 300+ million dollars just to ship here, let alone grow' Avatar that's worth more that both dozer and pilot put together.
The problem with this approach is that it means the shuttle has to make the approach unprotected since the choppers can't follow to the kinds of speeds and altitudes it can, and doing so would also presumably make putting the MG nests on the back impractical. No matter how the shuttle approaches it's going to have to slow down and go into hover at the end of its run if it wants to have a chance in hell of hitting its target.
Agreed. I'm not talking about a high altitude bombing run. I'm talking about having the choppers and the shuttle fly above the mountains until they're over the Tree of Souls, and then coming down in a VTOL descent to bombing altitude, with the choppers fanned out a proper vectors to provide support.
There is also of course the arrogance factor when you consider Quaritch had a swarm of helicopters and the Dragon as escort which really left him with little to fear from the natives who's most sophisticated weapon is a bow that had previously proven ineffective against the canopy of his air assets. That and given that we saw a helicopter smack into the shuttle without so much as visibly shaking it, the ability of the Na'vi to do more than scratch the paint is questionable.
Which is why I don't take too much of an issue.


Part of it is the terrain which means they really didn't have much time to spot them coming in, and part of it is going to be the fact that the pilots in question aren't used to flying in an area where their instruments don't work properly are having to fly totally VFR, watch for an incoming ambush and make sure they don't fly into a rock.
They didn't even try to warn each other (the pilots or the impromptu pillboxes on the shuttle) until they'd already been hit. It took IIRC about 12 seconds to move from when they were first visible until they were hitting the choppers. I find it hard to believe that after being specifically ordered to keep looking around, that everyone apparently took that exact moment to make certain their flies were zipped. :P

That and I'd hardly call the Na'vi ambush 'successful'. They managed to take out a handful of choppers in the initial strike due to them figuring out a way to make those bows actually work, but after that they'd pretty much shot their load and had their aerial attack force systematically destroyed by Quaritch's overwhelming firepower.

I meant successful in its initial stages. The enemy has known air support capabilities that while biological rather than technological, still follow the earth pattern of 'air speed equals life and death from above is the standard approach.' From Jake's opening monlogue, we know the RDA has been on Pandora for years, if not decades. They've observed enough about the Na'Vi to know that they operate on these things and their hunting patterns. Someone, anyone, out of the hundred or so individuals present, should have been looking high, especially considering the bulk of the Hallelujah mountains were above them, rather than below, due to the jury rigged nature of their bombing payload.

Not as bad as some of the mistakes I see in sci-fi military, especially with Mega-Corp mercs, who have habitually been portrayed as moronic idiots in the medium, but still rather jarring.
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For instance Tsu'tey was ready to slit Jake's throat at the drop of a hat for most of the movie, and we're introduced to Ney'tiri as she considers shooting a stranger in the back with a poisoned arrow the size of a ballista bolt. They look good because for the most part they're compared with the people who think it's okay to tear gas someone, set their house on fire, then blow it up.
Remember how killing an Avatar doesn't kill the person? It's not healthy for them, no, but not at bad as straight murder (more like assault, and destruction of super-valuable property).

Which is beside the point, as according to Quarich they have killed humans, but it is implied by Grace (not to mention her school) that they didn't start picking off dudes until the "Sky People" machine-gunned some Na'Vi.
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If you die in an Avatar, you don't die in the real world, no matter how many redblue pills you take or if whether or not there IS or IS NO spoon.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:If you die in an Avatar, you don't die in the real world, no matter how many redblue pills you take or if whether or not there IS or IS NO spoon.
True, but I don't think the Na'vi know that.
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SylasGaunt wrote:A couple things, for one the Na'vi aren't as saintly as you seem to suggest the movie makes them out to be. For instance Tsu'tey was ready to slit Jake's throat at the drop of a hat for most of the movie, and we're introduced to Ney'tiri as she considers shooting a stranger in the back with a poisoned arrow the size of a ballista bolt. They look good because for the most part they're compared with the people who think it's okay to tear gas someone, set their house on fire, then blow it up.
Those assholes! It's not as if it's mentioned that the humans have previously machine gunned them or something to inspire this antipathy.

Oh wait, yes it is.


As for knowing it doesn't kill the Avatars, I'm pretty sure they do, even though in the actual instance, they avoid killing repeatedly. They call them dreamwalkers, and Neytiri has no problems telling that the guy on the floor is Jake, even though his avatar body is outside - that makes it sound a lot like it's been explained to them how it works.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:If you die in an Avatar, you don't die in the real world, no matter how many redblue pills you take or if whether or not there IS or IS NO spoon.
True, but I don't think the Na'vi know that.
I dunno, man. They taught Na'vi in Sunday School at the Hallelujah Mountains in those RDA redneck mobile trailer park science homes that also happened to have Avatar brain-projector MRI beds in them. Tsu'tey even calls 'em dreamwalkers. And, man, even Blue Chick knew that guy on that bed in that trailer was Jakeu Surryu-san!
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NecronLord wrote: Those assholes! It's not as if it's mentioned that the humans have previously machine gunned them or something to inspire this antipathy.

Oh wait, yes it is.
By this point it's apparently degenerated to the point of shooting any human since the only Avatars they knew of were scientists not fighters and hadn't machine-gunned anyone.

Also note I'm not saying they aren't justified it's just that the Na'vi aren't the perfectly good types some people seem to think. They can be just as violent and ready to lump individuals in with a larger group as humans are.
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SylasGaunt wrote:By this point it's apparently degenerated to the point of shooting any human since the only Avatars they knew of were scientists not fighters and hadn't machine-gunned anyone.

Also note I'm not saying they aren't justified it's just that the Na'vi aren't the perfectly good types some people seem to think. They can be just as violent and ready to lump individuals in with a larger group as humans are.
They're all part of a paramilitary invading force. While the scientists were for the most part innocent, the Na'vi have no real reason to believe the dreamwalkers are anything more than spies.

I reject the notion that "'perfectly' good" would require some kind of nonviolence. Violence in a good cause (self defence) is good. They go out of their way not to kill Jake and Grace (even knowing it won't really kill them!) during the attack on hometree, remember - they're about as reasonable and nice as they could possibly be expected to be.
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They're all part of a paramilitary invading force. While the scientists were for the most part innocent, the Na'vi have no real reason to believe the dreamwalkers are anything more than spies.
They're part of the same species but I dare say if you identified Grace as part of Quaritch's bunch she'd object quite handily.
I reject the notion that "'perfectly' good" would require some kind of nonviolence. Violence in a good cause (self defence) is good. They go out of their way not to kill Jake and Grace (even knowing it won't really kill them!) during the attack on hometree, remember - they're about as reasonable and nice as they could possibly be expected to be.
That's after Jake has insinuated himself into their society though. Before that we have Ney'tiri, someone who if you recall went to Grace's school and seemed to have a friendly relationship with her, prepared to shoot an avatar in the back without so much as a 'halt who goes there?' which would seem to not fit with the 'perfectly good mary sue race' label some people want to slap onto the Na'vi.
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I don't recall seeing that at all. I remember him calling them monkies, savages, and not being able to understand a (reasonable) reason for Jake being pissed off. Namely, that your dozer pilot nearly squashed an irreplaceable, 'cost in excess of 300+ million dollars just to ship here, let alone grow' Avatar that's worth more that both dozer and pilot put together.
Even if Jake was pissed off that wouldn't warrant him smashing mining machinery. Proper disciplinary actions were required. And whilst the corporate CEO (forgot his name) had offensive nicknames for the natives (along with everyone else) at the base, he was quite reluctant to actually order military action against them. He also delayed military action and let Jake go back to try to talk the natives into leaving even thought he had nothing to gain from it.

There was more depth to his character than you are giving him credit for.
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Well, Selfridge gave Jake...an hour. Like he couldn't tell Quaritch to just sit on the landing pad for an extra day.
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^ He gave him three months to start with and Jake accomplished, well, a lot of things, but none of what his job was to accomplish. That's actually one of my few enough major beefs with both Jake's character and the story.

Selfridge was a jerk, but I don't think he's particularly one-dimensional. It comes out more in the performance than in the dialogue.

Also, what's with this "Na'Vi suck because they aren't a race of Gandhis" stuff? Unfortunately the film doesn't give us a relative body count, but the implication is clear: humans dropped in without being asked and shot first.
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Yeah, Jake lost his head and screwed up, but it was partly due to the fact he was already convinced the Na'Vi wouldn't move. It's not said in the movie, but it's quite conceivable he simply didn't want his life as an Omaticaya to end, and it almost certainly would had he not defected: he'd pass the message along, face humilitating rejection by the tribe and Neytiri, the company would blow up the Home Tree, and Jake himself would get stuffed back inside his cryo pod the same day and never see Pandora again.

So he procrastinated on what had to be done, and then panicked, smashed the cameras, and ultimately decided to defect. People sometimes do odd shit like that.
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SylasGaunt wrote:They're part of the same species but I dare say if you identified Grace as part of Quaritch's bunch she'd object quite handily.
And she did. Nonetheless, if you were Eytukan, why would you believe her? She's a member of an invading species who travels around on big heavily armed helicopters of the same type that has been shooting at you.
That's after Jake has insinuated himself into their society though. Before that we have Ney'tiri, someone who if you recall went to Grace's school and seemed to have a friendly relationship with her, prepared to shoot an avatar in the back without so much as a 'halt who goes there?' which would seem to not fit with the 'perfectly good mary sue race' label some people want to slap onto the Na'vi.
Why not? Why would you not assume he wasn't casing the joint for military assault? That's what the humans have been doing lately. Shooting you.

What do you think she should do? Go home and report it so... what, a war party can go out and possibly kill him, and possibly let him get away? Verbally challenge him even though he could be carrying far superior weapons... Yeah.

I'm not actually sure why you think it would be more morally good for her to risk herself or her people stupidly rather than kill part of an invading force who happens to be lost (and therefore temporarily vulnerable).
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Anguirus wrote:^ He gave him three months to start with and Jake accomplished, well, a lot of things, but none of what his job was to accomplish. That's actually one of my few enough major beefs with both Jake's character and the story.
Same here. Even if they'd trust him more after he'd been initiated it didn't make sense to me that he waited until the very last minute to start doing what he'd actually been sent there to do. Things would probably have turned out about the same way if he had a month to do his job instead of a day, but I really doubt not even telling the tribe what he was there for until the very last moment helped any. At best it makes him look like more than a bit of a selfish prick (because the only way I can think of that it really makes sense was that he didn't tell them because it would have jeoparized his ability to join the tribe and he, personally, didn't want that), and at worst it looks like he got an idiot ball handed to him.
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Idiot ball?

Reminder: The mission he was doing, as given by the Colonel, was to scout the joint. He did that very well, only at the last minute did he actually decide to take the 'make peace' line. Most of those three months he was not actually supposed to bring it up. Only during/after the ceremony, and as far as I know, it was:

Ceremony -> Fucking -> Bulldozer -> Awkward 'I've been spying on you' speech.

He thought they'd take it more seriously if he'd been initiated first - he clearly didn't know how close the dozers were (or he wouldn't have fuckin' slept in their path.)

Before that, he was under Quadrich's orders to actually report to him, and fuck what he's supposed to be doing. The fact that he did that is indeed a failing, but a far more easily explained one.
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NecronLord wrote:Before that, he was under Quadrich's orders to actually report to him, and fuck what he's supposed to be doing. The fact that he did that is indeed a failing, but a far more easily explained one.
I'd forgotten about that. Yeah, if he was under orders not to say anything then it would make a lot more sense.
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That weren't really even actual "official" orders since it was a backdoor deal with Quarritch going "wink wink" and "nudge nudge". I mean, his actual official orders were just to science around with Sigourney Grace Ripley. Quarritch didn't even give him any official "plans" or any specific details aside from just "scout them out for me, give me some info" and vague military jingo-peptalk soundbites. Sure, Jake wasn't all that straight in the head, but geeze he got caught in the middle of a whole lot of RDA/mercenary/scientist politicking and on top of that he was totally busy living the life of a Na'vi to the point where he was neglecting to bathe, eat and sleep (because, hey, he's a fucking cripple and he LOVED the fact that in his Avatar he was NOT a fucking WORTHLESS INVALID but was fucking ALIVE) - and that was, like, on his first three months on the planet. You know, as a new employee you kinda spend your first three months adapting to your new work environment and not... uhh... getting involved in corporate intrigue and backhanded dickstabbery and all sorts of power plays and underhanded shit?
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Anyone else disturbed by the ending? Like I mean the Humans ended up losing their new superconductor right which they need for a practical interstellar travel and colonialization? Its like the Humans lost, aren't these movies supposed to be about "sharing" the land etc?
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The movie is about defending the land from immoral and genocidal eco-rapists who use excessive force to bully and commit atrocities and ethnic cleansing against weaker peoples, without care for their rights at all. It's about a bunch of evil colonists, in the same vein as Cortez and all those who've slaughtered American Indians and aborigines, getting defeated and getting the justified face-fucking they deserved.

I am not disturbed that a bunch of assholes, who sought only to profit from some financial commodity extracted at the cost of destruction and murder, got what was coming to them - namely a two-meter long space spear stabbing them through their dicks. If the Aztecs or Chief Sitting Bull ended up eating Cortez' face and the shit-eating Spaniards didn't get those superconductors in the New World, and had their fucking smallpox blankets and conquistadores shoved up their ass courtesy of Toruk'makto and his flying dinosaurs, then boo-fucking-hoo.

Screw sharing the land. It's good that the humans evacuated on their space helicopters, getting the fuck out of there to the point that their space carriers got so full of space Hueys that they had to shove the space choppers overboard as the Space American assholes evacuated from Space Saigon. Maybe when they get home, space hippies will also end up spitting at their fucking baby-killing agent-orangeing faces. Avatar was their goddamn Vietshroom.
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Blayne wrote:Anyone else disturbed by the ending? Like I mean the Humans ended up losing their new superconductor right which they need for a practical interstellar travel and colonialization? Its like the Humans lost, aren't these movies supposed to be about "sharing" the land etc?
They still have the ships ; If they want the superconductor that badly, they will now have to figure out a way to - wait for it - actually trade with the Na'Vi, or land somewhere else on the planet where they won't bother the natives. That is, unless they want to arrange for an extinction level event, but that hardly shows them "sharing the land", now does it?
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I wouldn't be surprised with some conglomerate CEO guy decides its more economical to neutron bomb the planet from orbit and harvest the minerals after the fallout has cooled down.

Sure they're pushed out now but they'll probably come back, Pandora has one of two options die or share. The movie I don't think does a good job of following down what the consequences of this would be, Pandora is a threat, an alien species with terrifying advanced biomechanical interfacing skills with their world, I could see it where if they were willing Humanity could gain oodles of knowledge but if the movie is right in its implication that they're banishing humans from the world and think they can keep it that way well that's just stupid. Humans "never" just give up on markets to exploit.

If the movie took place in reality then Pandora's days are numbers if we're genocidal bastards then its expected that we'll come back waste their whole moon and take what we need after its all done.

What they SHOULD have done is kept the humans on the base and conducted negotiations as equals "it is our land, our world, our resources if you want them then you have to do it on OUR terms" the Human leaders would've grumbled but its better then nothing and lets them continue using the current infrastructure and while more expensive maintains the flow of minerals, as it is the implication is that the Pandorans will cut off all communications and all trade, this to the human eyes make them varelse.

And we all know that the spice must slow.
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