What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-11 08:23am

soapy frogs would be nice for the lady when inserted, so i'm told, i actually read it in a Red Dwarf book and it sounded pretty kinky

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-11 08:24am

can a be the Official SD.net sick boy?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-11 09:21am

Muad'Dib wrote:can a be the Official SD.net sick boy?

No, but Disturtbed Pervert is open.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-12 11:34am

Disturbed Pervet? better than Youngling

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-13 02:10am

ok, first of all, I though I was the disturbed pervert!

And second of all, since I am a perv too, PM me the details with the frogs

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-13 02:54am

RayCav's back! Hooray!

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2002-10-13 09:36am

Hmmm...... Let's see..... What would I do.....

First, I'd create the "Foe-Reaper", a very large and fast Steam Roller of my own design. Then I'd place about 1000 ewoks on a large open field, and run them over! Some I'd do more slowly, some I'd run over at 160+ kilometers per hour. Perhaps while smashing through some buildings.

Then I'd get all the people who've pissed me off or I think just just die horrible deaths and put them in a single line file, facing the discharge shoot of an industrial size tree chipper. Then I'd throw them into it the tree chipper, one by one, letting their remains fly over those who've yet to be thrown into it, enjoying the carnage all the while.

Then, I'd create a hyper-accelerated version of the Black Plague, and watch the effect on various Feddies. After that take a VSD over the Federation capital and shower the bodies of the Plague victims and the remnants of those that've gone through the tree chipper on the helpless residents. Then go into orbit, Board the Death Star and vaproize Earth before proceeding to Bajor, Risa and any other worlds I happen to come across and doing the same. Most Entertaining.

Other thing would probably include my favorite Final Fantasy games (4, 5 and 6, the three best of all!), definately some 40k stuff (Necrons and the C'Tan tearing apart the Imperium, etc.), and other various things.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 09:55am

RayCav of ASVS wrote:ok, first of all, I though I was the disturbed pervert!

And second of all, since I am a perv too, PM me the details with the frogs

Actually Disturbed Pervert isn't limited. You both are. <shudders and walks away>

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-10-13 12:55pm

what would I do? I'd use it to take say the Yamato, Bismark, Iowa, or some other Battleship for a spin. Jutland....Drool

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-13 03:49pm

Large field, thousands of enemies, and a broadsword...

Death, Destruction, and Chaos follow.

Then I do it all over again...

But after that...hmmmm, Tanks...planes...ships...ISD's...Planetoids. Lots of fights, lots of destruction, lots of fun.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2002-10-13 03:50pm

A combination of the three. Heh, heh, beat Shogo as Sanjuro, then proceed to Kura's "Debriefing"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-13 04:04pm

Doen anyone not have a list of people they want to kill that doesn't take ages to recite out and have numerous "oh i just remembered (mister X) they really bug me"?

Same again but for people they want to have sex with?

Same again but for time periods / alternate universes / fictonal universe/ etc.?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-13 04:09pm

2000AD wrote:Doen anyone not have a list of people they want to kill that doesn't take ages to recite out and have numerous "oh i just remembered (mister X) they really bug me"?

Same again but for people they want to have sex with?

I've actually got an easy list. A series of threesomes with:

Star Wars: Amidala, Mara Jade and Leia with that slave girl get up.

Buffy: Buffy, Faith and Cordelia

B5: Delennn, Lyta, and Catherine Sakai.

And the precviously mentioned Farscape orgy,

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-15 03:08pm

fuck the killing then, it is kinda anti-social

Just a huge Roman-style orgy with me as the only guy and any woman i ever had a thing for. It'll be quite a guest list.

On a more serrious note i'd like to meet the designer of the titanic and slap him accross the face with a trout

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-10-16 03:42am

"On a more serrious note i'd like to meet the designer of the titanic and slap him accross the face with a trout"

Actually the design wasn't bad, it was several other things that went screwy.

1.Bad steel
2. No Binoculars
3. Dammit Edward J. Smith, Slow down!
4. the angle in which it hit( if it hit head on, the bow would have been trashed, but the ship would have still stayed up)
5. The Press. They took a figure of speech and blew it out of proportion. This caused everyone to be cocky about the ships ability to take seroius damage. ( she could take a great deal of damage,but she wasn't Unsinkable)
6. The weather. Icebergs normally aren't that far south.
7. 16 lifeboats? WTF?

The Titanics Sister ship, the Olympic, showed the potential the design had. She had a long career and proved that the Olympic Class Liners were indead durable ships many times. In WWI she rammed several enemy ships( at different times of course) and sunk them while taking Moderate damage and sailing away. Another incedent happened before the Titanic screw up. The Olympic hit a warship with a bow designed to sink ships with the double hull watertight compartment design on accident and while the Warship was trashed, the Olympic stayed up and only had heavy but not severe damage.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 03:46am

Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:Hmmm...... Let's see..... What would I do.....

First, I'd create the "Foe-Reaper", a very large and fast Steam Roller of my own design. Then I'd place about 1000 ewoks on a large open field, and run them over! Some I'd do more slowly, some I'd run over at 160+ kilometers per hour. Perhaps while smashing through some buildings.

Then I'd get all the people who've pissed me off or I think just just die horrible deaths and put them in a single line file, facing the discharge shoot of an industrial size tree chipper. Then I'd throw them into it the tree chipper, one by one, letting their remains fly over those who've yet to be thrown into it, enjoying the carnage all the while.

Then, I'd create a hyper-accelerated version of the Black Plague, and watch the effect on various Feddies. After that take a VSD over the Federation capital and shower the bodies of the Plague victims and the remnants of those that've gone through the tree chipper on the helpless residents. Then go into orbit, Board the Death Star and vaproize Earth before proceeding to Bajor, Risa and any other worlds I happen to come across and doing the same. Most Entertaining.

Other thing would probably include my favorite Final Fantasy games (4, 5 and 6, the three best of all!), definately some 40k stuff (Necrons and the C'Tan tearing apart the Imperium, etc.), and other various things.

Welcome were just about all here now, someone get Wong to force his fellow Canadian L.T. Hitman to visit....

Yeah, I like my Ewok Redneck Special from that same unlaunched TGOD. Sinclare Chain monowire, it's own BBQ Grill, and a still to provide more fuel for the "Cat" and for the driver of the Cat.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-16 12:03pm

Okay, Turn off the safties on the holodeck and lock the command controls so only when I open the door again will the program shut off.

I then load "Evil Klingon Gang-bang" into the system.

Throw Janeway in.

Lock the doors.

Start the program.

Come back in a few days.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 12:32pm

It should have been Evil KZIN gang bang.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2002-10-18 02:26am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Welcome were just about all here now, someone get Wong to force his fellow Canadian L.T. Hitman to visit....

Yeah, I like my Ewok Redneck Special from that same unlaunched TGOD. Sinclare Chain monowire, it's own BBQ Grill, and a still to provide more fuel for the "Cat" and for the driver of the Cat.

I still have all the rules and everything for it, and still think about Launching it, but with all that's been going on in the STGODs I don't know if it'd go anywhere. No point in launching it if no-one would be participating.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-18 04:05am

Yeah, Those were the days

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-18 05:44am

Muad'Dib wrote: On a more serrious note i'd like to meet the designer of the titanic and slap him accross the face with a trout

Why? the Titanic was a very good design. It hit an iceberg and stayed afloat for several hours. Compare that with a modern car ferry, the ones that sink in a few minutes. It wasn't the designers fault the captain was a stupid fool who ignored iceberg warnings and went through the area at maximum speed.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-18 05:47am

Other thing would probably include my favorite Final Fantasy games (4, 5 and 6, the three best of all!), definately some 40k stuff (Necrons and the C'Tan tearing apart the Imperium, etc.), and other various things.

heh, that is unsurprisingly on my list also

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-18 02:58pm

Recreate Terra Nova. Spend time in Ashanti.

'nuff said.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 03:00pm

IG-88E wrote:*snort* yeah right.

How true that is.

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