Top Ten Lines in Sci-Fi

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-10-28 11:19am

Pcm979 wrote:
"All is going as I have forseen."

*Sirens wail*

Star Wars quote police! You have been cited for a VIOLATION. Correct your egregious error!

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-28 12:30pm

"You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this? What The hell!"

"..When a 6'7 guy grabs you buy your neck an throws you against the wall an ask 'have you paid your dues' you tell 'the check is in the mail'"

-Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 01:41pm

"Yuri you have a clear problem with Aggression."-Kei

RA2 vs The Dirty Pair:
"My will is your---- What the fuck, how the hell can two mindless bimbos be super Telekentics?"

"Who you calling a Bimbo Chrome dome."

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-10-28 03:09pm

"Starfleet is screaming at us to return to port. To be Decomissioned..."
"If i were human, i believe my response would be 'Go to hell', if i were human"

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-28 10:20pm

Okay I might stuff this one up, but I have faith that the Fivers out there will correct me...

Londo; Ahh Captain, may I introduce my wives; War, Pestulence and Famine!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-29 12:25am

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and ... Oh, never mind." -Marvin

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-10-29 01:34am

I knew it I`m surrounded by Assholes ;Dark Helment Spaceballs

I said shoot across her nose not up it ; Dark Helment Spaceballs

What the hell it works on Star Teek

resident Scroob Spaceballs

Oh shit there goes the planet ;Ape Spaceballs

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-29 01:38am

Speaking of Spaceballs...

"I'm sorry dear, my tail's got a mind of it's own"

" Before I kill you, there is somethign you should know."
" Like what? "
" I am your uncle's mother's father's nephew's auntie's daughter's niece's grandmother's husband's former room-mate."
" So what that make us? "
" Absolutely nothing - whioch what is what YOU are about to become! "

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-29 02:38am

weemadando wrote:and some of my other fav B5 quotes:

"What do you want?"
"Your head on a stick."

Anything by Zathras.

Morden: What do YOU want?
Vir: I would like to live JUST long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-29 03:53am

"We are all one big happy fleet!"

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2002-10-29 08:36am

Let them eat static - Khan

I don't have time to die...Im too busy - Lord Vandire shortly before his execution

Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!
- Officio Exterminatum In Exterminatus Extremis

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-10-29 09:18pm

There are alot of slapped jawed fagots around here - jesse ventura Predator

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-10-29 10:59pm

Lots of good B5 ones, but none in particular come to mind.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-10-30 05:32am

Vympel wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:
"All is going as I have forseen."
*Sirens wail*

Star Wars quote police! You have been cited for a VIOLATION. Correct your egregious error!

What?! Where?! Who?! When?! I'm confused.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-30 10:42am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"
" Do people ever mistake you for a man? " - Hudson, Aliens

" No. Do people ever mistake you for a man? " - Ripley, Aliens

It was Vasques the other smartgun operator who replied to that not Ripley.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-30 11:45am

Morphious You have too let it all go, FREE YOUR MIND!

jumps from one building to another

Neo Whooooa!

Han Solo How we doing?

Luke Skywalker About the same as always.

Han Solo That bad hugh!

Hudson Their going to come in here, and come in here and come...

Ripely Hudson, get a grip this little girl survived here for weeks without any training.

Hudson Why don't you put her in charge.
(or something close)

You cann't destroy the Earth, thats where I keep all my stuff- Tick

Cpt. Marko Ramius · Post by **Cpt. Marko Ramius** » 2002-10-30 06:00pm

"I only speak two languages... English and Bad English." -Korben Dallas, The Fifth Element

"What the hell was that?"
"I blew up the building!"
"Why?!?"
"Because you made a phone call!!!" -Will Smith and Gene Hackman, Enemy of the State

And of course, just look at my signature.

Not related- FUCK YEAH!!! Accepted to the University of Iowa Astronomy program! WOOHOO!!!

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-10-30 07:44pm

Doc:You can't be hear, I just sent you back to the future!
Marty: Well I'm back, I'm back from the Future.

One of the best closing/opening lines in a Sci Fi

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-01 04:00pm

Man, I need to go home and get my sci-fi library. Starship Troopers (the book) had some great quotes from the history teacher (the Colonel with one arm). There's also some good ones in the Honor Harrington books, but I don't remember them off the top of my head. Next weekend I'll have my books.

"Your powers have grown weak, old man"- DV to OWK.

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2002-11-01 05:51pm

"They Don't Care About Us" - Vandread episode 11 title (in reference to the harvesters)

"There is nothing so cruel as the mind of a child." - Jet Black, Cowboy Bebop, Perriot La Fou (paraphrased)

"Do you believe in God?" - President Crockerman
"I believe in punishment" - The Guest, in response. Forge of God
(200 million ton binary neutronium/antineutronium gravity-fused core bomb, baby!)

" 'Woo hoo' ?" Lennier, to Sheridan, Babylon 5.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-04 07:06pm

verilon wrote:Almost forgot:

"Bring out yer dead! *ding* Bring out yer dead *ding*"

I don't think Monty Python qualifies as Sci-Fi.

Here's mine, though I loathe the source:

"Well, what do you think we should do, Data?" -Crusher
"Saddle up. Lock and load." -Data

I'm sorry, but that was a cool line.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-04 07:09pm

And while I'm thinking about the Terminator:

"You can't just go around killing people!"
"Why?"
"Because you can't, you just can't, okay?"
"Why?"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-04 07:11pm

Another Cowboy one I did not incudled much earierl

"Hello Gentlemen, I have come for your Lives"-Pierrot Le Fou

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-04 07:14pm

Mr Bean wrote:Another Cowboy one I did not incudled much earierl

"Hello Gentlemen, I have come for your Lives"-Pierrot Le Fou

No, that was the first one.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-04 07:16pm

"The AI has gone feral! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!"

"Is this one of those questions where one of the answers goes 'blam?'"
"Actually, I think several answers have that sound."

"I'd like to propose a few additional options. If you're lucky, I'll let you choose one that does not involve massive third-degree burns."

"Have you ever tried to collect from the Luna government on a contract before? You could be here years!"
"Lots of red tape, eh?"
"No, but they'll make you stand in line."
"Years, you say?"
"It's a long line."

And the MYSTERY QUOTE:
"All men are mortal."
"Yes. But some of us are more mortal than others."
-Bang-