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Enlightenment's B5 bashing

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Stormbringer wrote:Post-transformation Delenn. A classicly beautiful woman.
Indeed. It really is such a pitty that she's a brainless twit with a death wish....
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Enlightenment wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Post-transformation Delenn. A classicly beautiful woman.
Indeed. It really is such a pitty that she's a brainless twit with a death wish....
It's a pity you're a thicked headed idiot that's spends all his time in a pissing contest with a writer that doesn't even know you exist. (Unless there is more to your grudge than we know)
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Enlightenment wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Post-transformation Delenn. A classicly beautiful woman.
Indeed. It really is such a pitty that she's a brainless twit with a death wish....
Why do you have to do things like this? And why do you think that now that you've brought it up.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Why do you have to do things like this?
Because my requirements include intelligence. Dumb shits aren't attractive.
And why do you think that now that you've brought it up.
Would take too long to explain.
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Enlightenment wrote:Would take too long to explain.
Do explain. We'd like to know why it is you've got a chip the size South America on your shoulder when it comes to JMS and B5.
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Stormbringer wrote:It's a pity you're a thicked headed idiot that's spends all his time in a pissing contest with a writer that doesn't even know you exist.
That's rich given that 1) this is primarily a vs board, and 2) Trek bashing is one of our official sports. Do you really think B&B know or care that the better part of a thousand people spend at least some portion of their leasure time slagging Trek and arguing that the UFP would be squashed flat by the GE? Do you really think Lucas cares that the better part of a thousand people spend at least some portion of their leasure time arguing that the GE would squash the UFP flat? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
(Unless there is more to your grudge than we know)
That was uncalled for.
Do explain. We'd like to know why it is you've got a chip the size South America on your shoulder when it comes to JMS and B5.
If I can be bothered, I'll start another thread so you guys can drool in peace. :)
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Enlightenment wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:It's a pity you're a thicked headed idiot that's spends all his time in a pissing contest with a writer that doesn't even know you exist.
That's rich given that 1) this is primarily a vs board, and 2) Trek bashing is one of our official sports. Do you really think B&B know or care that the better part of a thousand people spend at least some portion of their leasure time slagging Trek and arguing that the UFP would be squashed flat by the GE? Do you really think Lucas cares that the better part of a thousand people spend at least some portion of their leasure time arguing that the GE would squash the UFP flat? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
I don't know what all the has to do with your obessive B5 bashing. You simply attack with out bothering to give reasons. It's not just I don't like JMS or I think he's a hack. It's flat out slander and personal attacks on the man, the show, and it's fans with flat out lies in many cases.
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(Unless there is more to your grudge than we know)
That was uncalled for.
The way you act I think it's perfectly justified. I don't have a problem with critisizing the show. It got things wrong and JMS isn't above critisim. What I do have a problem with doing it in a manner little short of trolling and turning every B5 topic into your little war against JMS.
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Do explain. We'd like to know why it is you've got a chip the size South America on your shoulder when it comes to JMS and B5.
If I can be bothered, I'll start another thread so you guys can drool in peace. :)
Please do. I'd like to here this instead of lame excuses.
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Enlightenment wrote:Because my requirements include intelligence. Dumb shits aren't attractive
No, I meant B5 bashing, not that I condone or dissaprove of it, free spech and shit like that y'know.
Would take too long to explain.
Awww, please?
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Enlightenment wrote:If I can be bothered, I'll start another thread so you guys can drool in peace.
So go ahead. Me want to hear this.
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Why the hell is this stickied? That's uncalled for.
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1) What part of the word 'if' don't you understand?

2) Does this really need to be sticky? Most of the board is unlikely to be interested in a personal tirade possibly followed by a flamewar. If you're trying to get in my face it won't work because I read posts using the 'view new posts' feature rather than by going through the fourms.
It's flat out slander and personal attacks on the man, the show, and it's fans with flat out lies in many cases.
Back that up. I hardly remember everything I've posted about JMS, B5 and/or the fans over the years. Most of it has been less then complementary but I certainly don't recall slandering anyone or lying about anything. I can pick more than enough holes using the established facts. I do not need to create the truth to make my points.

If you want more in-depth explanations, go digging through Google groups and see what I've posted to rastb5m. I post to Usenet under my real name but you shouldn't have much of a problem finding out what it is...
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Why should B5 be immune from criticism? Other people bash Star Wars and Star Trek on this forum all the time.
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Enlightenment wrote:1) What part of the word 'if' don't you understand?
WHAT PART OF THE WORD 'PLEASE' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? :P
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Enlightenment wrote:If you want more in-depth explanations, go digging through Google groups and see what I've posted to rastb5m. I post to Usenet under my real name but you shouldn't have much of a problem finding out what it is...
I have problems, gimme a keyword, something to search for.
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Vympel wrote:Why should B5 be immune from criticism? Other people bash Star Wars and Star Trek on this forum all the time.
It shouldn't be but I'm just getting sick of Enlightenments frequently baseless ranting and his grudge.
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Enlightenment wrote:
It's flat out slander and personal attacks on the man, the show, and it's fans with flat out lies in many cases.
Back that up. I hardly remember everything I've posted about JMS, B5 and/or the fans over the years. Most of it has been less then complementary but I certainly don't recall slandering anyone or lying about anything. I can pick more than enough holes using the established facts. I do not need to create the truth to make my points.
Actually you've accussed JMS of plagarising any number of other works. All of them based on superficial similarities and with no hard evidence.

You have flat out insulted the fans on any number of occassions. And not just the rabid debate idiots but all of them.

And all of your posts on the subject have been down right trollish.
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If I can be bothered, I'll start another thread so you guys can drool in peace.
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So go ahead. Me want to hear this.
Me too, if you hate it so much , I want to hear the reason, however long that it is, I am quite certain alot of people here would, so please start giving us your list.
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Yes Englightenment. For the last year I've been wondering why the hell you hate B5 so much.

You say it's a long story? Fine. We can sit patiently and wait. Any bodie's who read any of DarkStar's post all the way through knows the meaning of patience.

So tell us already.
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As I said, I've already said my piece. Go read what I've posted to rastb5/rastb5m. All of it.

Considering that this thread shows all the signs of turning into an N on 1 flamewar I am not going to make your lives any easier by posting direct links. Consider finding my posts to be a skill-testing question.
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I don't know what's going on. I was going to put in my 2 cents but decided to refrain because of the aformentioned fact.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I'll add my two cents all the same....

I did my higher english work on how Bab 5 is Lord of the Rings in space....there are a lot of similarities.....take the over story for one, the shadows and the vorlons.....

An evil that was defeated in a great war a long time before (rather common since tolkien....)
The agents of darkness abroad in the land....
Gandalf, who could be considered analagous to Kosh or Sheridan at times.....particularly at the point where they visit Zha'dum (Moria - Dwarf stronghold og Khaza'dum)....where they fall down a big (seemingly bottomless hole) to save everyone else (The fellowships / to crash nuke into planet and fuck shadows).....and there are thought dead and meet a creature from the begining of time (Lorien/Balrog).....

The whole war with earth can be compared to the return to the shire aswell.....once you pass that then you are into somewhat new territory....

Anyway...I can dig out more of my old project stuff if anyone can be bothered reading it.....
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Enlightenment wrote: Considering that this thread shows all the signs of turning into an N on 1 flamewar I am not going to make your lives any easier by posting direct links.
I fail to see how several people demanding reasons for your continued, and unsubstanciated attacks on B5 constitutes the beginning of a flamewar.
Enlightenment wrote: As I said, I've already said my piece. Go read what I've posted to rastb5/rastb5m. All of it...... Consider finding my posts to be a skill-testing question.

Considering that your posting your commentaries at THIS site I don't think asking you to post your justification for them, here, is being unreasonable; espically since you already have them typed out... all you need to do is copy and paste them.

The only reason I can see for your not posting here is that your afraid to discuss your rastb5/rastb5m posts at this site, possibly because you realize that they're irrationational or unsupportable. If this is the case I also think that your going to use your "skill test" to justify your refusal of posting your previous posts here. In my opinion your probably going to attack people (or were going to, before I made this point) who ask you to post your position here, saying that they are simply unable to live up to the "skill test" of finding your posts.

Either post your justification for bashing B5 and JMS here or stop bashing them here, its that simple.
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Bull. None of us have the time or patience to go searching willy-nilly through the internet looking for your rants.

I agree. Either post why you hate JMS, or STFU.
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I'd like to hear this too, "Enlightenment". B5 is better than most all of the tripe thats out there today. If it's something lame like "the graphics suck," I will soooo not stop flaming you. I'd sooner watch B5 than any Sci-Fi series. Yes, including SW.

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Enlightenment wrote:As I said, I've already said my piece. Go read what I've posted to rastb5/rastb5m. All of it.

Considering that this thread shows all the signs of turning into an N on 1 flamewar I am not going to make your lives any easier by posting direct links. Consider finding my posts to be a skill-testing question.
Personally, Enlightenment, you won't post your views and if fact are making every effort to even reveal them in the slightest. You're a coward that lacks the courage of your convictions. It really is some petty grudge against JMS isn't it?
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