Tom Bombadil vs. Yoda

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-11 12:41am

All righty.
It occured to me when I was reading the Gandalf vs Yoda thread, why not a Tom Bombadil vs Yoda thread.
So here it is.
And if you don't know who Tom Bombadil is, read the Fellowship of the Ring, Book One.
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Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-11 12:49am

Tom Bombadil is so awesome. Hehehehehe... Tom is a pimp

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-11 01:00am

Tom I think'd take it....yellow wellies and all....

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-01-11 01:14am

I hate that fucking wanker Tom Bombadil. Yoda wins.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-11 11:00am

Wasn't he a Valor or something? Anyway, Yoda gets bitchslapped.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-01-11 11:06am

We don't know what the Hell he is, and Tolkien never told us, even in his letters. He just wanted to keep some things in Middle Earth mysterious.

But yeah, he'd totally pwn Yoda

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-11 11:21am

Tom babbles incoherently and yoda's head falls off. The end.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-11 11:35am

I'm sorry, but I don't remember that retard doing anything but singing a stupid song about himself. Thank God PJ cut him from the film.

Yoda rips him a new asshole.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-01-11 11:50am

Vympel wrote:I'm sorry, but I don't remember that retard doing anything but singing a stupid song about himself. Thank God PJ cut him from the film.

Yoda rips him a new asshole.

A Witch! May we burn it?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-11 11:52am

Balrog wrote:
A Witch! May we burn it?

Eat me, Tolkienite

Until I actually have some reasonable quantification of what these Tolkien supposed uber characters can, and cannot do, I won't be satisfied.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-11 11:58am

Lets see control an entire forest, defeat the barrow wight in short order and...

Resist the strength or Mordor for a long time, years according to gandalf.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-11 12:04pm

NecronLord wrote:Lets see control an entire forest, defeat the barrow wight in short order and...

What's scary about the Barrow Wight? What does it do? What does controlling the forest involve? Is Yoda going to be afraid of a tree? Last time I checked, lightsabres are pretty good at cutting through wood.

Resist the strength or Mordor for a long time, years according to gandalf.

Quantify the strength of Mordor please.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-11 12:40pm

Goddam TB was so fucking annoying. I don't care how powerful he is, i'm voting for Yoda.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-11 12:46pm

Tom "I'm supposedly a God" Bombadil?

Hmm...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-11 12:50pm

Vympel wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Lets see control an entire forest, defeat the barrow wight in short order and...
What's scary about the Barrow Wight? What does it do? What does controlling the forest involve? Is Yoda going to be afraid of a tree? Last time I checked, lightsabres are pretty good at cutting through wood.

Resist the strength or Mordor for a long time, years according to gandalf.
Quantify the strength of Mordor please.

I think transmutation of objects was among his demonstrated skills aswell....though its been a while since I looked....

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-11 12:52pm

Vympel wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Resist the strength or Mordor for a long time, years according to gandalf.
Quantify the strength of Mordor please.

"All the armies of," and sauron himself.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2003-01-11 01:12pm

I always thought Bombadill was a putz. Yeah he do some interesting stuff, but all in all, I think he was an over-the-hill shroom eater who kept trying to look up Goldberry's dress.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-11 01:16pm

spongyblue wrote:I always thought Bombadill was a putz. Yeah he do some interesting stuff, but all in all, I think he was an over-the-hill shroom eater who kept trying to look up Goldberry's dress.

Yes and yoda was a putz. Yeah he can do some interesting stuff, but all in all, I think he was an over-the-hill shroom eater who put his girlfreind on the jedi council in ep1

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-11 02:33pm

Tom Bombadil is even cooler in the game.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-12 01:18am

TB is also known for slowing time down as he's singing. Not even Yoda can do that.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-12 01:50am

NecronLord wrote:
"All the armies of," and sauron himself.

Where does it say in LOTR that Tom Bombadil ever fought the armies of Mordor and Sauron, or how he fought them?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-12 01:59am

Vympel wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
"All the armies of," and sauron himself.
Where does it say in LOTR that Tom Bombadil ever fought the armies of Mordor and Sauron, or how he fought them?

In the Council of Elrond its said that he should be able to protect the ring from the armies Mordor, but that he would never understand the value of it and would soon forget it. So giving it to him would be a poor idea.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-12 02:04am

Sea Skimmer wrote: In the Council of Elrond its said that he should be able to protect the ring from the armies Mordor, but that he would never understand the value of it and would soon forget it. So giving it to him would be a poor idea.

Sounds just like I remember him- a singing dumbass, probably in some sort of Bavarian outfit.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-12 02:29am

Vympel wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: In the Council of Elrond its said that he should be able to protect the ring from the armies Mordor, but that he would never understand the value of it and would soon forget it. So giving it to him would be a poor idea.
Sounds just like I remember him- a singing dumbass, probably in some sort of Bavarian outfit.

I was thinking more 250 pound happy drunk with an automatic shotgun

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-12 02:36am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Vympel wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: In the Council of Elrond its said that he should be able to protect the ring from the armies Mordor, but that he would never understand the value of it and would soon forget it. So giving it to him would be a poor idea.
Sounds just like I remember him- a singing dumbass, probably in some sort of Bavarian outfit.
I was thinking more 250 pound happy drunk with an automatic shotgun

Wouldnt that be "Good 'ol Tommy Boy" rather than Tom Bombadil?

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