TOS Logic loops

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-13 06:32pm

Kirk is stranded on an alien planet with no weapons, no tricorder, no tech at all. Meters away is a communication station he can use to call the Enterprise for a beam up. He is crippled, so no physical fighting is allowed. Only one thing stands in his way.

James T. Kirk vs Crow T. Robot.

Can Kirk talk his way out of the situation? Or will Crow's total lack of logic circuits make the situation hopeless for our dear captain?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-01-13 06:34pm

Um...Darthy, did you not notice the PST forum? =op

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-01-13 06:55pm

Nevermind, I didn't read it all the way.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-13 07:19pm

Aya wrote:Nevermind, I didn't read it all the way.

It's generally a good idea to finish reading the setup before you bitch.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-01-13 07:27pm

Show me where I was bitching? Oh, wait, that's right, you can't.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-13 07:28pm

Aya wrote:Show me where I was bitching? Oh, wait, that's right, you can't.

Try your first post, fucktard.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-01-13 07:47pm

Obviously you ignored the "=op" I inserted after question.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-13 07:59pm

Um...Can either of you actually post to the topic at hand?

Anyway, I doubt Kirk will be able to logic his way through Crow T Robot. Indeed, Kirk might just be stunned by the Mere IDEA of a computer WITHOUT logic circits.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-01-13 08:02pm

Crow, for no one can kick his golden ass, lol.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-13 08:09pm

Aya wrote:Crow, for no one can kick his golden ass, lol.

This isn't about kicking ass. Combat was forbidden in this thread. Its about "will one of Kirk's famous logic loops work on Crow?"

Sindai · Post by **Sindai** » 2003-01-13 08:16pm

no. It will, instead, go something like this:

Kirk: Now, listen carefully Crow - and keep in mind the fact that I'm telling the absolute truth when I say this.

Crow: Right. Okay. Hit me!

Kirk: I'm lying.

Crow: Yeah, probably.

*Kirk waits for a moment. Crow continues to stare at him.*

Crow: So...eh...nice weather today?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-13 08:45pm

Considering the fact that he's seen Manos: The Hands of Fate and survived, no amount of illogic will hurt Crow.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-01-13 09:07pm

Andrew J. wrote:Considering the fact that he's seen Manos: The Hands of Fate and survived, no amount of illogic will hurt Crow.

What's Canon for MST3k? Do fan MSTings count? If it does, he's survived TOWNMNBS level stupidity and illogic.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-13 09:42pm

Crow wins, gg.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-13 09:51pm

Kirk and crow live together for years kirk not really making any progress, finally kirk attempts to seduce crow. Crow is taken aback for a second...
And the rest is history.

Or Kirk really comes from Gorean Iowa and makes Crow his schickza sex slave.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-13 10:34pm

Kirk trys logical on Crow and fails. He then asks Crow to call Enterprise for him. Crow does as asks simply because Kirk is not Mike Nelson.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-13 10:37pm

Crow fucks up Kirk's mind the same way his own mind is f'ed up.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-01-14 02:36am

I'd say that after surviving Monster A GoGo, Time Of The Apes, I Accuse My Parents, and Manos: The Hands Of Fate, Crow would easily be immune to a Kirk Logic-Loop.

Even money that Kirk winds up trapped on the SOL.

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-01-14 02:54am

LOL, after MS3K crow should be able to survive anything that kirk can throw at him. (off topic) though if it was a RSA (i)logic loop it might be a different matter (off topic)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-14 02:57am

Hell Crow may call the ship and convince Spock and McCoy to beam on down. the clasic trio MSTing movies???

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-14 02:59am

Typhonis 1 wrote:Hell Crow may call the ship and convince Spock and McCoy to beam on down. the clasic trio MSTing movies???

That is too scary a thought at 3 am, to think of the comments Spock and Bones would have about the world's worst science fiction movies (I was about to say B flicks, but they're further down the alphabet...Z flick might be better).

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-14 10:48am

paladin wrote:Kirk trys logical on Crow and fails. He then asks Crow to call Enterprise for him. Crow does as asks simply because Kirk is not Mike Nelson.

No, no, no. The Bots only take orders from Willie Tyler and Lester (Prince of Space)