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Care bear removal

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OK please list what you would do to remove these foul beasts from our fair forum...yes effecting and gridfire is allowed so is BBQing
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Re: Care bear removal

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Typhonis 1 wrote:OK please list what you would do to remove these foul beasts from our fair forum...yes effecting and gridfire is allowed so is BBQing
Just the carebears? I believe I already brought up the Flamethrower and hot dogs method, if only off-handedly.
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*Commence Primary Ignition* :twisted:
"Carebears removed, Lord Vader."
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Ebola Zaire, lots of.

Failing that, having the Care Bears effectorised and made to do bad things against their will for life and be concious of it would be damn funny.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Failing that, having the Care Bears effectorised and made to do bad things against their will for life and be concious of it would be damn funny.
Make them fight Ewoks to the death.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Failing that, having the Care Bears effectorised and made to do bad things against their will for life and be concious of it would be damn funny.
Make them fight Ewoks to the death.
Ooh, I like this one.
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I say we Virus bomb the Care Bears & their strategic allies the Sulvainian(sp?) Families...die sickly cute animal crack fiends...
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DocHorror wrote:I say we Virus bomb the Care Bears & their strategic allies the Sulvainian(sp?) Families...die sickly cute animal crack fiends...
BEtter yet (and far more intresting) we open up a portal to hell, and watch as they die in a flurrie of Rockets from a Cyber demon or three... :twisted:
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I wonder if we could get one of the furry pig fuckers to play with the Lament Configuration & have Pinhead & chums show up & show them how the big boys play...
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*Opens up portal to Hell's second Circle*
*BDSM Bear from the furry Succubae/Incubae corps shows up and drags the Carebears into hell, along with the fans of furrys*
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Col. Crackpot wrote:i for one think solid snake has him um...hands...full

look for yourself!

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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Failing that, having the Care Bears effectorised and made to do bad things against their will for life and be concious of it would be damn funny.
Make them fight Ewoks to the death.
Ooh, I like this one.
What if they decide to join forces or even *shudders* interbreed?
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Blight vs. Care Bears. That should be more than sufficient to clean up this menace.
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Mods, please delete the picture of the man in the teddie with his penis up a tailpipe in Crackpot's post.
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Post by BlackWarMewtwo »

I think the best, most fitting way to get rid of them is simply to put them up against someone who is evil, and likes it. Some sick fuck of a serial killer who will take the full force of the Care Bear stare and walk through it without blinking.

Maybe the Joker.
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Let them know Pain...Introduce them to the likes of The Xenomorphs, Pain Demons and the All Powerfull DEVIL BEAST BAGAN!!
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Has any mod noticed the guy sticking his dick in a exhaust pipe or do you just not care?

It does go against the TOS
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I already tried Balefire and my Goa'Uld hand device, the furry little assrapers just wont fucking die........

And mods , please for the love of the ham and my own sanity , get rid of the transvestite asshat fucking his Blazer pic........
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