"Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand,
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me"
Props.
now he just needs to fire a souped-up gun through a spacesuit visor.
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself. Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards." ~Count Aral Vorkosigan, A Civil Campaign AO3 Link | FFN Link
Jayne wrote:It's impressive, what "nothing" can do to a man.
Yeah. Keep flying, dude!
"The surest sign that the world was not created by an omnipotent Being who loves us is that the Earth is not an infinite plane and it does not rain meat."
"Lo, how free the madman is! He can observe beyond mere reality, and cogitates untroubled by the bounds of relevance."
I thought this was an Star Trek "Empire" meets the Firefly proposal.
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Darth Tanner wrote:Is there a DVD player on the space station/shuttle?
Go Firefly though regardless. Curse you short sighted FOX bastards.
On ISS there is. Gotta unwind somehow during those 6 month stints up there.
Mir apparently had a stash of porno videos.
-A.L.
"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence...Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race." - Calvin Coolidge
"If you're falling off a cliff you may as well try to fly, you've got nothing to lose." - John Sheridan (Babylon 5)
"Sometimes you got to roll the hard six." - William Adama (Battlestar Galactica)
So THAT's why ever so often Mir had those nasty electrical fires!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
I don't know about "just" catching it; by the time you were done, the first ejaculate would probably have already hit the wall. But I suppose it would be simple to lay out a cloth or something to float in front of your penis which would catch it.
Mir apparently had a stash of porno videos.
I should hope so... didn't they have several guys who stayed up for over a year?
"There is no "taboo" on using nuclear weapons." -Julhelm
What is Project Zohar? "On a serious note (well not really) I did sometimes jump in and rate nBSG episodes a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it."- RogueIce explaining that episode ratings on SDN tv show threads are bunk
I don't know whether the fact that I'm a member of a message board where people ponder the best ways to jack off in freefall a thing to smile or cry about.
SiegeTank wrote:I don't know whether the fact that I'm a member of a message board where people ponder the best ways to jack off in freefall a thing to smile or cry about.
This is why I love SD.net. It has the most intresting topics on the web.
His Divine Shadow wrote:I wonder if it could be used for thrust?
Quite possibly but you'd get better performance just by peeing, or taking laxitives. Not to mention it would be difficult to maintain a stable firing position during the ignition phase.
In any case, the various options are going to vastly decrease the pleasantness of whatever space you happen to occupying at the time so you do need to weigh up the pros and cons.
I can see it now, the discussion between the NASA mission controller and the GlavKosmos controller:
NASA guy: "We worked on that problem for years-- how to deal with astronaut ejaculate. We tried all kinds of devices but finally we came up with the hydropneumatic freefall adjustable pocket-carryable vaginal simulator. Darn things cost $1,800.00 a unit, but we finally solved the problem."
GlavKosmos guy: "You know, we had the exact same problem on the Russian spaecraft. Cosmonaut spooge everywhere."
NASA guy: "Oh? How did you solve the problem?"
GlavKosmos guy: "We used a sock."
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Curse you short sighted FOX bastards.
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
- PeZook
