Stitch vs. MIB

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-24 07:17pm

Yes, its another one of these ridiculous match-ups.
Stitch has landed in Hawaii, his landing has been observed by the MIB. 12 agents have been dispatched to capture him, and, if neccessary, kill him if he poses a threat to other people. Stitch is armed with his 4 ray guns. Who wins?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-24 07:19pm

Stitch wreaks havoc.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-01-24 07:46pm

I think that it would quite a funny scene.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-24 08:07pm

why is stitch so powerful? his name keeps coming up all over the place..

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-24 08:10pm

Wouldn't Lilo go berserk and protect Stitch?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-01-24 08:15pm

kojikun wrote:why is stitch so powerful? his name keeps coming up all over the place..

Just watch the lilo & stitch movie and you will see why. Lets just say that he is one tough SOB

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-24 09:04pm

kojikun wrote:why is stitch so powerful? his name keeps coming up all over the place..

Stitch is ridiculously tough. He can get run over by a 18-wheeler, and wake up the next day with no apparant injuries. He can sit on top of a oil truck, drive the thing into a pool of lava, use the explosion to catapult himself onto a space craft, and proceed to break material that is made to withstand the vaccum of space with his claws and head.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-24 10:34pm

In terms of Disney characters, Stich is second only to The Genie in sheer power.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-25 01:06am

Yogi wrote:In terms of Disney characters, Stich is second only to The Genie in sheer power.

Jafar. Was the Iron Giant from Disney? I remember that thing taking a thermonuclear weapon, then reassembling itself afterwards.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-25 01:14am

Exonerate wrote:
Yogi wrote:In terms of Disney characters, Stich is second only to The Genie in sheer power.
Jafar. Was the Iron Giant from Disney? I remember that thing taking a thermonuclear weapon, then reassembling itself afterwards.

No it wasn't! DISNEY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE THAT CAN MAKE QAULITY ANIMATED FILMS!!!!!!!!!!! I wish the damn public would get this into there heads and stop being whores to that damn mouse.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-25 01:23am

Pixar makes nice animated movies but they tend to be disney ones. doesnt dreamworks do some animation?

unigolyn · Post by **unigolyn** » 2003-01-25 03:18am

kojikun wrote:Pixar makes nice animated movies but they tend to be disney ones. doesnt dreamworks do some animation?

Yes, it does, Shrek comes to mind (my favourite cartoon, incidentally), as well as Prince of Egypt, about Moses or whatnot, which I haven't seen and honestly don't care to either. But that one was traditional animation, not CGI.

Oh, and Stitch wipes the floor with MIB.

Shadow Walker · Post by **Shadow Walker** » 2003-01-25 01:41pm

I think some of you guys are not giving the MIB their due. They specialize in fighting freaky-strong aliens like Stich. But still, Stich is immensly tough. I say it could go either way.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 01:46pm

Exonerate wrote:
Yogi wrote:In terms of Disney characters, Stich is second only to The Genie in sheer power.
Jafar. Was the Iron Giant from Disney? I remember that thing taking a thermonuclear weapon, then reassembling itself afterwards.

Nope and besides, The Iron Giant was created by a Yorkshire based writer anyway and had nothing to do with America.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-25 06:17pm

Stitch can climb walls was seen dislodging a cement block by bashing his head against it in frustration and opushed a multi story building over

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-01-25 07:16pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Exonerate wrote:
Yogi wrote:In terms of Disney characters, Stich is second only to The Genie in sheer power.
Jafar. Was the Iron Giant from Disney? I remember that thing taking a thermonuclear weapon, then reassembling itself afterwards.
No it wasn't! DISNEY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE THAT CAN MAKE QAULITY ANIMATED FILMS!!!!!!!!!!! I wish the damn public would get this into there heads and stop being whores to that damn mouse.

They made animated films?

As far as I'm concern leo & Stich is the only movie the've made since Tron or Flight of the Navigator.

On-topic. Stich wipes the floor with the MiB. The guy is way stronger than anything theve faced before. And he is smart.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-01-26 01:43am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Nope and besides, The Iron Giant was created by a Yorkshire based writer anyway and had nothing to do with America.

It was a favorite childrens story of mine. And it had a giant space bat that crushed Australia!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-01-26 01:44am

Stitch is too inconsistant in power. He can survive being on top of a fuel tanker when it explodes, yet he can be readily stunned by plasma cannons that don't even scorch pavement.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-26 02:15am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Stitch is too inconsistant in power. He can survive being on top of a fuel tanker when it explodes, yet he can be readily stunned by plasma cannons that don't even scorch pavement.

Actually, Stich was never stunned by Plasma Cannon hits. The one time he WAS tagged, he caught the blast and threw it back. The scientist said that maybe a plasma cannon hit would stun him.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-26 02:29am

Stich doesn't seem more impressive then the massive worm J handled on his own at the start of MIB II. These are agent who keep going after being eaten.

An oversized rat that can climb walls and be hit by a truck is not much by there standards.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-26 06:46am

Sea Skimmer wrote:Stich doesn't seem more impressive then the massive worm J handled on his own at the start of MIB II. These are agent who keep going after being eaten.

An oversized rat that can climb walls and be hit by a truck is not much by there standards.

Lets look at the facts.

In less than a minute screen time he pedalled on a tricycle (so his legs were turning over as fast as the wheels) across the island what - 3, 4 times? Perhaps someone can figure out his maximum speed from that. And lets not forget that he wasn't tired after doing that.

He wields a car weighing over a tonne as an HtH weapon with no apparent difficulty. Thats strong. VERY strong. Yoda had trouble using the force to hold up the pillar that Dooku collapsed...

He's agile.

His senses are amazing.

And he's resiliant as hell. I doubt that much in the MiB arsenal would bring him down. If anything they'd have to go with the diplomatic solution.

Renewed_Valour1 · Post by **Renewed_Valour1** » 2003-01-26 10:00am

weemadando wrote:And he's resiliant as hell. I doubt that much in the MiB arsenal would bring him down.

Noisy Cricket perhaps.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-26 10:27am

Renewed_Valour1 wrote:
weemadando wrote:And he's resiliant as hell. I doubt that much in the MiB arsenal would bring him down.
Noisy Cricket perhaps.

People seem to forget that the noisy crickets are at the arse end of the MiB arsenal...

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2003-01-26 10:42am

Well, don't they have some smart ass weapons in the animated serie, like this subzero gun of K ?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-26 12:18pm

one other thing his small size is an advantage remeber he was what??2 ft 2 1/2 ft tall at most???*LOL* man he could probobly use a noisy cricket not trouble