A ninja on Voyager

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-01-25 08:01am

A ninja is aboard Voyager and he is hired by an evil person (me

) to kill the entire crew, cause a warp core breach and get the hell out of there before the ship goes boom.

The ninja has all of the usual ninja equipment; swords, knifes, shurikens (dipped in poison, of course), staffs, etc.

So, will the ninja be able to complete his mission?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-25 09:04am

Now if this was a Shadowrun/Cyberpunk Ninja No problem, albet very messy, cleaning up those monowired bits of Harry Kim off the bulkheads.....

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-25 11:13am

Depends, on whether the writers decide whether or not the sensors, which can tell you the gender and species of life forms 500+ kms away can find a single human on the ship and whether or not they still have power. Because as is often the case Voyager will lose power whenever an alien comes aboard with bad intentions, just to give the plot a fighting chance.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-01-25 11:39am

Even with the sensors the ninja will acomplish is mission and the entire crew will be slaughtered.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-25 12:14pm

let's see one ninja against a "highly trained" starfleet crew i say it takes the ninja 40 min. to one hour to slaughter the incompetant crew and another 5 min to get to the warp core, sneeze on it and cause a breach, and get out

Shadow Walker · Post by **Shadow Walker** » 2003-01-25 02:21pm

The Ninja could easily acomplish his mission with only killing maybe one or two crewmen. He would just crawl through the jefferese tubes(sorry for the spelling.) to engineering, kill any nosy engineers, sabatoge the reactor, and leave.
P.S. Does the federation even have sensors in the tubes?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-01-25 02:27pm

Shadow Walker wrote:The Ninja could easily acomplish his mission with only killing maybe one or two crewmen. He would just crawl through the jefferese tubes(sorry for the spelling.) to engineering, kill any nosy engineers, sabatoge the reactor, and leave.
P.S. Does the federation even have sensors in the tubes?

it's doubtfull given what passes for "internal security" on a federation starship

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-01-26 06:22pm

Considering how little of a challenge the Enterprise-D's security presented to Roga Danar, the ninja should have no trouble reaching the warp core within twenty minutes of boarding the Voyager, with its demonstrably incompetent captain and crew.

Darth Phoenix · Post by **Darth Phoenix** » 2003-01-26 07:25pm

Voyager is fucked!
Hell they might even try to negociate with the ninja.

ArchMage · Post by **ArchMage** » 2003-01-26 08:00pm

The Ninja easily kills entire crew, hovever the warpcore goes kaboom without the ninjas assistance, the ninja escapes in a puff of smoke to fight his arch enemys (the space pirates)

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2003-01-26 08:04pm

Remember, ninja were spies and espionage operatives more than assassins.

It goes like this:

1. Ninja steals a starfleet uniform. Showing his face is no risk at all, as Voyager's background crew changes week on week anyway (far more individuals than the ship's possible crew complement appear on screen)

2. Ninja watches and studies Starfleet personnel in engineering to find out where the Big Red Button marked 'irretrievable core fuckup' is located (they must have one, Wesley Crusher kept pressing it).

3. Ninja befriends one of the recently born baby shuttles in the shuttlebay to serve as getaway vehicle (they must be breeding them, it's the only explanation)

4. Ninja presses the Big Red Button and escapes. No-one ever knows what happened to Voyager.

5. Future Janeway comes and presses her portable Reset Button, and the episode's events never took place.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-26 09:55pm

Shinobi.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-26 10:10pm

Mukade from Oni would do some damage. I doubt he'd be able to take on the entire crew. He would frustrate them with his tactics of hit an run.

DocMoriartty · Post by **DocMoriartty** » 2003-01-27 10:19am

If Roga is who I think he is (the genetically enhanced human designed for war by his race then locked up) he had a major advantage over the ninja.

Roga was completely invisible to all Enterprise sensors. He did not even register on the sensors while he was locked in the bridge.

Patrick Degan wrote:Considering how little of a challenge the Enterprise-D's security presented to Roga Danar, the ninja should have no trouble reaching the warp core within twenty minutes of boarding the Voyager, with its demonstrably incompetent captain and crew.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-01-27 10:59am

Dooey Jo wrote:A ninja is aboard Voyager and he is hired by an evil person (me ) to kill the entire crew, cause a warp core breach and get the hell out of there before the ship goes boom.

The ninja has all of the usual ninja equipment; swords, knifes, shurikens (dipped in poison, of course), staffs, etc.

So, will the ninja be able to complete his mission?

Considering the fact that there's a controversy about whether ninjas ever existed, I'd say it's doubtful. Realistically, since the Ninja would be unable to speak the language, I'd send someone else. Too chancy.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-01-27 01:15pm

Well someone had to act as spis and assasins in the warring staets period

and the Samurai were too honorable to do it.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-27 02:17pm

Hell, these are fucking ninjas. I could see one of these guys putting a dent into some stormies and a ISD(size and autodefenses prevent him from suceeding)

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-01-27 03:17pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Hell, these are fucking ninjas. I could see one of these guys putting a dent into some stormies and a ISD(size and autodefenses prevent him from suceeding)

What if we send in a team of, say, 20 ninjas, some dressed up as stormies. Some of them could take out the autodefenses and some could go after the captain and the other senior officers, the rest sabotages the reactor and then they all team up and escapes in a cloaked ninja-transport

... or they get killed. Stormies is probably harder to kill than feddies...

I wonder if ninjas would pose a greater threat to the Empire than the federation...

Sindai · Post by **Sindai** » 2003-01-27 03:49pm

Ninja wins easily. Why? because the sole purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people, and they do it really well. Evidence:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-27 05:12pm

I believe where looking at the total annihilation of the ship and crew

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-27 06:06pm

Ninjas are so sweet that the entire Star Trek universe is fuxored. Here is evidence that the Q would be no trouble for Ninjas to defeat.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-27 06:16pm

JOE MUSASHI!!! All you'd see is a blur of movement, and then a hundred shurikens come raining from above, to slaughter the helpless red shirts! Ya know the move I;m talking about, you jump in the air and launch 8 or so shurikens. The last time I saw that was Shinobi 3 I think.

Anyways, it's not possible for killbots, demons, (IIRC) SPACESHIPS to kill Joe, so the redshirts are as good as owned.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 08:33pm

I voted for Voyager is fucked but the ninja dies in the explosion. This is a ninja...he has no idea how to operate a shuttle.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 08:34pm

Or transporter. Sorry I just thought of it after I posted.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-01-27 08:39pm

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