simpsons planet of the apes

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-26 06:05pm

anyone know the script? I saw a clip and thot it hilarious. . .

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-26 09:59pm

"I hate every ape I see/From chimpan-a to chimpan-z/No you'll never make a monkey out of meee"

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-26 10:46pm

Oh my gosh, I was wrong.
It was Earth, all along.
You've finally made a monkey...

Yes, we've finally made a monkey...

Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me.

[Earlier] Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius.
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius.
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius.
Oh, Doctor Zaius.
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius.

What's wrong with me?

I think you're crazy.

I want a second opinion.

You're also lazy.

[Dancing]

Can I play the piano anymore?

Well, of course you can.

Well, I couldn't before.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-26 10:48pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"I hate every ape I see/From chimpan-a to chimpan-z/No you'll never make a monkey out of meee"

"Oh my god/I was wrong/it was Earth all along/You've finally made a monkey/(chorus)Yah we finally made a monkey/You've finally made a monkey out of meee!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-26 11:29pm

Classic.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-27 10:17am

It would be even funnier if the "Rock Me Dr. Zaius" song was to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

Of course, we'd have to rewrite the lyrics, but it would still be funny.

The Prime Necromancer · Post by **The Prime Necromancer** » 2003-01-27 11:57am

According to "Simpsons Forever!" the second part of the official guidebook, the name of the musical is "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"