Hulk vs. Stitch

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-01-27 03:42pm

During the Superbowl preview, we see the Hulk throwing around a couple of tanks like playthings.

Stitch has been known to use vehicles as HtH weapons

If they fought in a big-ass royal rumble (no ray guns for Stitich, just to be fair

) who would win?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-27 04:02pm

Is this movie Hulk? Do we know enough about him just on the trailer to be able to gauge enough?

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-01-27 04:20pm

Based on general Marvel sources, the Hulk would mop the floor with Stitch. In the movie, Stitch was repeatedly knocked out by impacts that would only make the Hulk angrier.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-01-27 04:32pm

neoolong wrote:Is this movie Hulk? Do we know enough about him just on the trailer to be able to gauge enough?

He was seen turning one MBT on its side, then tossing another by its gun into the air.

He looked like one bad mofo

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2003-01-27 05:26pm

Balrog wrote:
neoolong wrote:Is this movie Hulk? Do we know enough about him just on the trailer to be able to gauge enough?
He was seen turning one MBT on its side, then tossing another by its gun into the air.

He looked like one bad mofo

anyone who can perform a hammer toss with a modern MBT (and get it "over the hills") is a bit more then "one bad mofo".

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-27 06:12pm

"THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HULK GETS, AND HULK IS ANGRY!"

-from Marvel Universe: Onslaught (1996)

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-27 07:07pm

But Stitch is a lot smarter than Hulk, no offense to him.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-27 08:03pm

Exonerate wrote:But Stitch is a lot smarter than Hulk, no offense to him.

Are you kidding me? Dr. Bruce Banner, Ph.D., inventor of the Gamma Bomb, among other amazing devices? The Marvel Encyclopedia (2002, Marvel Comics) rates Hulk at 6 of 7 on the Intelligence scale, dubbing him a "Super Genius." Of course, I guess it all depends on which version of the Hulk you're referring to, as there have been several where he's retarded as the Hulk, but smart as Banner (I think the movie is going to be like that).
Even as retard-Hulk, he shouldn't have a problem with Stitch. All he needs is to get one hit in. And even if Stitch is able to avoid the hit, it's not like Hulk is going to lose any sleep over Stitch being loose. Unless Stitch touches Betsy Ross. Then HULK WILL SMASH.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-27 08:30pm

Robert Treder wrote:And even if Stitch is able to avoid the hit, it's not like Hulk is going to lose any sleep over Stitch being loose. Unless Stitch touches Betsy Ross. Then HULK WILL SMASH.

That deserves a big ROFLOL.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 08:37pm

I vote for the Jolly Green Giant.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-27 08:40pm

Hulk once *Note, do not read furthur if you have a hatred of comic book physics* defpected a galaxy-busting blast with a thunderclap. Of course he was angry at the time but still, this is WAY out of Stich's league.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-27 09:02pm

Robert Treder wrote:
Exonerate wrote:But Stitch is a lot smarter than Hulk, no offense to him.
Are you kidding me? Dr. Bruce Banner, Ph.D., inventor of the Gamma Bomb, among other amazing devices? The Marvel Encyclopedia (2002, Marvel Comics) rates Hulk at 6 of 7 on the Intelligence scale, dubbing him a "Super Genius." Of course, I guess it all depends on which version of the Hulk you're referring to, as there have been several where he's retarded as the Hulk, but smart as Banner (I think the movie is going to be like that).
Even as retard-Hulk, he shouldn't have a problem with Stitch. All he needs is to get one hit in. And even if Stitch is able to avoid the hit, it's not like Hulk is going to lose any sleep over Stitch being loose. Unless Stitch touches Betsy Ross. Then HULK WILL SMASH.

Like you said, all depends on version. The original Green Hulk has "the mind of a child." Grey Hulk has Banner's intelligence but isn't as strong as Green, and the Hulk after the Galaxy Master returned him to Earth, with full control over the transformation and strength of Green Hulk.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-01-27 09:33pm

Well I am going for Stich on this one, no real reason why so don't try and start an argument on it, k?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-28 06:14am

Crown wrote:Well I am going for Stich on this one, no real reason why so don't try and start an argument on it, k?

PUNY SPACE RUSSIAN WITH CLOWN HAT CHOOSES TEDDY BEAR OVER HULK?HULK SMASH!!!

DocMoriartty · Post by **DocMoriartty** » 2003-01-28 09:41am

The movie trailer looked great until the hammer toss scene. Pick the tank up and throw it, that I can handle. But expecting that an entire 60 ton tank can be supported by its gun barrel alone is silly.

This is sci-fi, that means you break the big rules (Giant green skinned super monster) all the time. But breaking the little rules (strength of gun barrel) need to be obeyed just to keep the moving from look stupid.

Bartman · Post by **Bartman** » 2003-01-28 12:11pm

DocMoriartty wrote:The movie trailer looked great until the hammer toss scene. Pick the tank up and throw it, that I can handle. But expecting that an entire 60 ton tank can be supported by its gun barrel alone is silly.

Yeah, what was up with that? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't modern MBT turrets held in place by gravity alone? If the Hulk were to grab a barrel and lift, he would only unseat the turret and pull it off the tank. The main body would just sit there.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-28 05:10pm

Can Hulk beat this walking creature of furry destruction?

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-01-28 06:36pm

Bartman wrote:Yeah, what was up with that? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't modern MBT turrets held in place by gravity alone? If the Hulk were to grab a barrel and lift, he would only unseat the turret and pull it off the tank. The main body would just sit there.

I don't think there are because the recoil of firing the main gun would rip it off.. Or if it was struck by a shell fired from another tank..

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-01-29 05:29am

Is anyone familiar with the very, very old Hulk cartoon with the very silly song? i remember watching it when I was a kid and it goes something like Doc Bruce Banner.....by gamma waves, turned into the Hulk... The animation was very primitive like movement was assigned only to the lips and arms

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-01-30 11:09pm

Yogi wrote:Hulk once *Note, do not read furthur if you have a hatred of comic book physics* defpected a galaxy-busting blast with a thunderclap. Of course he was angry at the time but still, this is WAY out of Stich's league.

What's going on here? Does this mean that the Hulk isn't even flesh-and-blood? Does this make him some sort of hyperdimesnional "expansion" of Bruce Banner's body that transcends physical laws, making him at least the equal of Superman, The Green Lantern and perhaps not too far below Galacticus? Somehow, cosmic-scale powers such as this tend to diminish any sense of vulnerability that the character may have had in previous adventures (unless some form of exponential power growth is acknowledged within the story).

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-30 11:13pm

Eh...yeah but put simply...everything Stitch did was relative child's play to what Hulk does.

Until Stitch starts tossing Battleships like rubber duckies...he ain't winning.

Cute sucker though.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-31 12:33am

generator_g1 wrote:Is anyone familiar with the very, very old Hulk cartoon with the very silly song? i remember watching it when I was a kid and it goes something like Doc Bruce Banner.....by gamma waves, turned into the Hulk... The animation was very primitive like movement was assigned only to the lips and arms

Wtf is his signature?!? Not to be perverted or anything, but it looks like that girl is getting raped by a tentacle monster...

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-31 01:02am

generator_g1 wrote:Is anyone familiar with the very, very old Hulk cartoon with the very silly song? i remember watching it when I was a kid and it goes something like Doc Bruce Banner.....by gamma waves, turned into the Hulk... The animation was very primitive like movement was assigned only to the lips and arms

I remember it with Thor. He just kind of slides into the frame, then he's in a different pose in a different shot.

I did the Adventures of No Animation Man, who moved precisely like that (I used PowerPoint and clipart). His sidekick was ASCII Boy.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-01-31 04:56am

Sonnenburg wrote:
generator_g1 wrote:Is anyone familiar with the very, very old Hulk cartoon with the very silly song? i remember watching it when I was a kid and it goes something like Doc Bruce Banner.....by gamma waves, turned into the Hulk... The animation was very primitive like movement was assigned only to the lips and arms
I remember it with Thor. He just kind of slides into the frame, then he's in a different pose in a different shot.

I did the Adventures of No Animation Man, who moved precisely like that (I used PowerPoint and clipart). His sidekick was ASCII Boy.

Captain America, Namor the Submariner and Iron Man was animated that way too...the only intro song I remember was from Capatain America..

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-01-31 04:56am

Sonnenburg wrote:
generator_g1 wrote:Is anyone familiar with the very, very old Hulk cartoon with the very silly song? i remember watching it when I was a kid and it goes something like Doc Bruce Banner.....by gamma waves, turned into the Hulk... The animation was very primitive like movement was assigned only to the lips and arms
I remember it with Thor. He just kind of slides into the frame, then he's in a different pose in a different shot.

I did the Adventures of No Animation Man, who moved precisely like that (I used PowerPoint and clipart). His sidekick was ASCII Boy.

Captain America, Namor the Submariner and Iron Man was animated that way too...the only intro song I remember was from Captain America..

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