Worst Wanks

[General Mung Beans]

What are the most extreme wankings in science fiction/techno-thriller novels.

In addition to its disgusting genocidal racism Turner Diaries is fairly wanky from the reports of the book (I haven't read the book itself).

[Stofsk]

Are you asking about characters that masturbate in an extremely bad fashion...?

[The Romulan Republic]

I admit I haven't read much of the works in question, but based off the discussions here, Travis's Clone-and-Mandalorian wank in Star Wars has to be high up there.

[Ghost Rider]

What are the most extreme wankings in science fiction/techno-thriller novels.

Hmm..well, probably some strange anime where in the girl acquires a penis and starts loving it and it grows to try to fuck herself. But usually it's bog standard masturbation. I mean how can you get extreme masturbation or is this some new fandangled thing?

Oh wait, maybe maybe you masturbate with racing stripes! I guess that would work.

In addition to its disgusting genocidal racism Turner Diaries is fairly wanky from the reports of the book (I haven't read the book itself).

But if you haven't read the book, how do you know that the reports of massive masturbation exist?

[adam_grif]

The bit in Neon Genesis: Evangellion where Shinji is fapping to the unconscious red head girl in the hospital was a pretty bad wank if you ask me.

[loomer]

What are the most extreme wankings in science fiction/techno-thriller novels.

In addition to its disgusting genocidal racism Turner Diaries is fairly wanky from the reports of the book (I haven't read the book itself).

The writing itself isn't too wanky, it's the overall premise that is. Plus there was a torture scene where I'm pretty sure the author was only using one hand.

The worst events in this regards were basically that the SS was a bizarre cult that never died, some masturbatory fantasies about murdering the minorities of Los Angeles in a mass lynching, and the actions of the military and intelligence complexes. It's just a bad book all-up, really.

[Ford Prefect]

Oh wait, maybe maybe you masturbate with racing stripes! I guess that would work.

Would you have to paint the racing stripes on your dick, or would it work better if they were on your hand?

[adam_grif]

This thread is going places.

[dworkin]

Would oyu have to paint the racing stripes on your dick, or would it work better if they were on your hand?

The clear answer is both.

[Ghost Rider]

Oh wait, maybe maybe you masturbate with racing stripes! I guess that would work.

Would you have to paint the racing stripes on your dick, or would it work better if they were on your hand?

On the dick, but paint the hand red! That way, you have red speed lines for even better effect!

This is what Shinji was really missing when he was spanking one off onto Asuka. If he had the red speed lines you could see real effort he was putting into this small event and that is why he failed.

[Setzer]

I remember reading one old ASVS thread where some guy was hellbent on proving that Leto II's Fish Speakers were superior to Lensman. IIRC, aren't the Lensmen comparable to the Culture in terms of firepower?

[Ghost Rider]

To put a serious note to the OP fucking stupidity; wanking is a completely subjective ideal that is disturbing that person's suspension of disbelief in that particular fantastical universe's thoughts of reasonable justification of powers. To put simply, something that seems too powerful for no justification.

To satisfy the idiot's point and create a discussion you first have a bunch of people establish a subjective baseline of a variety of fictional universes. Then, you have to find a item that breaks that baseline above and beyond any known variable and does so in a way that is unreasonable to most parties involved. Then after doing this you have to establish a baseline of control for an enormous amount of fictional universes, then have those items compared in that perspective.

Then after all this, people have to debate and agree upon which is the worst of these from the basis that we can agree on what is the baseline of all of the above data.

So who wants to start?

[SAMAS]

This thread is going places.

None of them good.

[Coyote]

Worst wank I had was one time when I wasn't really in the mood; I just got drunk and went through with it to please myself because I really, really didn't want to "talk".

[NecronLord]

Despite GR's noble effort to rescue this thread, it is indeed going nowhere good. If you've got a specific question (what's the most over-the-top-powerful object in sci-fi relative to its context) repost as a thread with that.