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Klingon vs Jaffa

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Battle between Worf and Teal`c,on one side a growling hot headed Klingon on the other a focused Jaffa,no phasers no Jaffa staff just hand to hand combat who win.
Still can`t make it a poll DAMMIT :twisted:
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Teal'c beats the daylights out of Worf IMO.
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We know at least some Jaffa train in worth while ways. I'd say they'd win.
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Also, Jaffa are stronger than humans right? And Klingons aren't, at least not really.
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Bit of a moot point there. Teal'c had trouble with Kawalsky when the symbiote was in his head. Therefore, he was weaker than normal.

Klingons could be beaten up by a pregnant Bajoran though, which is sad.

Dunno, both of them are "supposed" to be stronger than an average human, but...bah.
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Sektor31 wrote:Bit of a moot point there. Teal'c had trouble with Kawalsky when the symbiote was in his head. Therefore, he was weaker than normal.

Klingons could be beaten up by a pregnant Bajoran though, which is sad.

Dunno, both of them are "supposed" to be stronger than an average human, but...bah.
It's like they suddenly get weaker in order to suit the plot or something :P
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Re: Klingon vs Jaffa

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Montcalm wrote:Battle between Worf and Teal`c,on one side a growling hot headed Klingon on the other a focused Jaffa,no phasers no Jaffa staff just hand to hand combat who win.
Still can`t make it a poll DAMMIT :twisted:
Jaffa wins. Heck, the Jaffa would win most large-scale engagements with the Klingons. Jaffa may have rudimentary grasp of tactics, but at least they have a grasp of tactics, unlike the "I've got my bat'leth, so have at thee!" Klingons.
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Sektor31 wrote:Bit of a moot point there. Teal'c had trouble with Kawalsky when the symbiote was in his head. Therefore, he was weaker than normal.
No, Kawalsky in that ep was stronger than normal. It's a result of the Goa'uld, for example in "In the line of duty" goa'uld (Tok'ra) Carther offhandedly punches o'neill and he flies across the gateroom.
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NecronLord wrote:
Sektor31 wrote:Bit of a moot point there. Teal'c had trouble with Kawalsky when the symbiote was in his head. Therefore, he was weaker than normal.
No, Kawalsky in that ep was stronger than normal. It's a result of the Goa'uld, for example in "In the line of duty" goa'uld (Tok'ra) Carther offhandedly punches o'neill and he flies across the gateroom.
Thats a good point Jaffa are strong because the simbiote give them a boost and a Goa`uld is stronger cause it has total control of the host. 8)
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The Jaffa have more brains than to resort to the patented Klingon "roar 'n' charge".
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Darth Pounder wrote:The Jaffa have more brains than to resort to the patented Klingon "roar 'n' charge".


Yes, but at least they have the sense to use their ranged staff weapons when they charge, instead of a using a big knife.
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Mastaba > All klingon combat training.
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Heh... or just get Bra'tac. He ought to woop on the klingons.
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