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You get your own Satellite of Love(RAR)

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Next Sunday A.D., you get your very own Satellite of Love.

http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/The_Satellite_of_Love

So you can know it's capabilities:
Little is known of the Satellite of Love's internal design and workings, following a general theme mentioned in the introductory song:

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax." [8]

However, some aspects can be determined from the episodes. Based on the opening sequence of season 10, where the crew is briefly seen looking out a window, the room where the host segments take place is on the bridge, which appears to be in the upper-right sphere of the dog-bone-shaped ship. The crew is able to communicate with Gizmonics Institute (KTMA season), Deep 13, (seasons 1-8), and Castle Forrester (seasons 9-10) via a viewscreen of some sort (never shown on the TV series but shown in the movie), accessible through Cambot, which enables the crew to see the Mads and vice-versa. (For all intents and purposes, it was the actual television camera that served this purpose, since whenever one group was communicating with the other, they looked at and spoke directly to the viewer.) Another viewscreen, the Hexfield, similarly provided two-way transmissions to spacecraft interiors and other locations. An exterior camera called Rocket Number 9 enabled the crew to see the entirety of the SOL and any spaceships or creatures in its immediate vicinity; the crew evidently viewed this through the same forward viewscreen that communicated with the Mads (again, the actual television camera).

Each of the SOL crew has his own living quarters, the locations of which are unclear. Mike's room was only seen once when the Bots were stalking him by putting a "hidden" camera on a toy. [9] Servo's room is very messy, with underwear strewn about (Servo collects underwear), and contains a car-shaped bed. [10] Crow's room has never been seen, nor has Gypsy's. It is unclear if Cambot had a room or if he simply lived on the bridge. From season 8 onward, the ship was also inhabited by billions of creatures called the Nanites.

The Mystery Science Theater, in which the SOL captives watch and mock movies, is apparently located directly behind the bridge, on the opposite end of a long hallway with several oddly shaped doors (as suggested by the transition between host and movie segments), although the characters are rarely shown using it. [11] A few sightings include one instance of Mike and the Bots walking down the hallway, [12] and three occasions when someone runs into Cambot's direct passage before apparently being run over by Cambot himself — Joel and the Bots after a game of tag during the KTMA season, [13] repeated in a later nationally telecast episode, [14] and Mike alone after dislodging the stuck door in the season 10 opener. [15] Given the sheer size of the SOL, it seems unlikely that the hallway extended entirely from one end of the ship to the other, given that Joel and Mike were able to run from bridge to theater in so short a time; however, if it didn't, precisely what was at the other end of the SOL was never revealed.

During the Joel era, Joel was sometimes seen jumping into a separate entrance beside the main door to get to the theater,[16] In later seasons this opening would be changed to, among other things, an airlock leading outside the satellite. [1] In a few episodes, this hatch allowed the characters to send things back and forth between the satellite and Deep 13 via a long tube called the "Umbilicus", tethering the Satellite in orbit. [17] In its first appearance, the Umbilicus was directly attached to Gypsy's snake-like body, and the characters could receive and send objects through Gypsy's mouth. [18] This tether was cut in the season 7 finale, causing the satellite to drift off into deep space. [1]

The Satellite of Love was so large that many regions of it went unexplored, at least by Mike, who, during season 10, was surprised to learn that the SOL was equipped with a squash court, a silo, and a feed lot.[19] The presence of Joel's escape pod in "Docking Bay 14"[4] implies there are at least fourteen docking bays. The Satellite even has its own time machine which is built by the nanites during the episode Terror from the Year 5000 (like the time machine from the movie, this machine looks suspiciously like a water heater). Unfortunately, due to its emitting dangerous radiation, only the bots may use it, which they do a couple of times.

Another section, simply referred to as "the basement" by Tom Servo, is first featured in a scene where Crow attempts to "dig" his way back to Earth. [20] This part of the ship is located directly beneath the bridge. In season 8, Crow conducts an archaelogical dig to uncover his forgotten 500-year solo occupation of the SOL since season 7. [21] The SOL crew also discovers albinos living in this area that happen to resemble the light-deprived Sumerian descendents of The Mole People. [22]

Also shown in the movie is a device referred to as the "manipulator arms", a set of robotic arms that extend from an opening near the back of the ship, controlled by a pair of virtual reality gloves. [12] The hands were labeled "Manos" (Latin for "hands"), a joke referring to the infamous season 4 episode, "Manos: The Hands of Fate". A similar mechanism appeared during season 1, but was never featured again.
Yes, Dr. Forrester created this thing, and only used it for making a guy watch bad movies, but he was a MAD scientist after all. What will you do with it?
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FaxModem1 wrote:
Yes, Dr. Forrester created this thing, and only used it for making a guy watch bad movies, but he was a MAD scientist after all. What will you do with it?
What else? Find and locate Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett and shoot them into space after first stocking the ship with food, fuel and disabling all those pesky escape devices.

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Capture everyone on the ISS and make them watch bad movies, of course! First, I will need a castle or some sort of underground bunker. I figure those robots will destroy all the escape devices one way or another for me, so no need to worry about that.
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Remember, Joel created the robots. Unless you create the robots yourself, the SOL comes as new as when Joel first came aboard.
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To steal from the DoZ (Marina) and Mobile Suit Gundam (COLONY DROP) bonus points if I can find a space suit and replicate the final scene of Dr. Strangelove. now where to de-orbit with an antomic stockpiled Sat of Love....
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Rent out space, and use the $$$ to set myself up with a ton of movies (including bad ones). Upgrade the cinema to modern specs. Install a game room and satellite internet. Pay some tech guys to build me the robots from the show and live the dream LOL :P
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