What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-09-30 11:02pm

While many here agree that the holodeck is an unnecessary indulgence for military personel, for civilians it would be the ultimate addiction. So, what would you do in there?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-30 11:11pm

hehe...fun with holodecks.....

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-30 11:12pm

Well let's see, I send a mob of people to attack Darkstar and Arminiusssss ah the stupid hat wearing donkey fucker, you guys know who I'm talking about. Then I go walk around chilling with different fictional characters running to bridge of an SSD and when the day is done, pop Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, and fifty Natalie Portmans enter the room!!! HELL YEAH. Never give me a motive and an imagination!

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-30 11:16pm

let's see....

I'd set it in the SW or BTech universe, invent a beautiful female nemesis, and smite her sexually in my typical perverted way

I promise this is the last time I drag my sexual nuances away from the OT board

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-30 11:21pm

*snort* yeah right.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-30 11:38pm

Hmm first probably a little maham, I'm on a WII kick a the momemt, Hmm lets says as a Stalin Tank Gunner on the Western Front in 1944, Odd that every time I stoped after running and guning there happend to be a handy farm house with a lonely but excelent looking and quite happy to see the liberators women

And better yet you can say the same thing for Shep except flip it around and replace Stalin with Panzer and cut two years off and switch sides!

No probably first thing I would do is bootup ISD.exe and start looking around

After that I would probably abuse a few hours with Apology Accepted Captian Piett jokes

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-09-30 11:50pm

First, I would partake in a sex orgy, with hot women of various makes and models.

Second, I would probably come up with something cool, like being in a tank platoon travelling along a coastline, when all of a sudden we spot an enemy frigate trying to escape. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Hehhehe.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-01 12:01am

Hell, you can even use the Holodeck as a manufacturing plant. Just bring in some raw resources and let it create a "factory" to manufacture those resources into what you want. These items can be taken from the Holodeck because they were made out of real resources.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-10-01 12:05am

What does programming 1337 holo armies of doom count?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-01 02:37am

Alyeska wrote:Hell, you can even use the Holodeck as a manufacturing plant. Just bring in some raw resources and let it create a "factory" to manufacture those resources into what you want. These items can be taken from the Holodeck because they were made out of real resources.

GREAT IDEA! I can use real resources to make 50 REAL Natalie Portmans! I would be the Sultan of Swizing! woo hoo!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-01 02:59am

Do the Words: Grand Theft Auto, Fallout, Diablo II, Doom, Unreal, Quake, and Eatthsiege mean anything to you?

How many folks on that Fed ship are going to wet their pants.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-01 03:03am

Another Program that would really scare them: Darklands, Parasite Eve, and half my Final Fantasies.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-01 03:04am

Remove the safty prodicals, and let slip an army of Orcs and Nazgul on the crew.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-01 03:11am

I'd probably do all of the things listed, some of them in combinations.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-01 03:58am

I am still trying to figure out how much distruction I could wreck through Voyager if I could just get the Holohobbits to steal the Doctor's Portable Holoprojector, and have them chased down by Holo: Balrogs, Nazgul and Orcs.....

Then again, how long before Janeway would try to give the Urik-Hai comm badges?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-01 04:09am

I really do believe that every character on ST that holds discussions with long dead geniuses *coughJanewaycough* should be submitted for a psycological exam. Clearly they have mental age of a 10 year old if they still interact with imaginary friends...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-01 04:15am

Unless of course we finally have a commander that is just running Programs Book of Five Rings, and Art of War in secret.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-01 06:42am

Who would I do in the holodeck? Well...let's see....Oh, wait! You said WHAT, not who....in that case, you might not wanna know...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-01 07:06am

Between having a menage a trois/a quatre/a cinq/a six with Luke Skywalker and a few "liberated" ensigns from Trek (something about those cutie boys in spandex pajamas that screams "Lick me NOW!!!"), inflicting the "scourge" of Quake 3 on the ST/SW universe and having realtime Quake deathmatches involving half the ship's crew, sim starfighter combat with said crew, designing uberships and superweapons that would make the Death Star cry, and replicating truly MASSIVE amounts of Kind Bud (In the Empire, it's legal!)

; I have no idea.... Lata and Happy Fragging!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-01 08:26am

Einhander are you either flamingly obviously Gay or just a hard up woman,
If the latter I advise you to not say anything except VIA PM least half the hard up male popluas hits you up for dates

That or the five or so gay fokes of the board might hit you up too

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-01 09:33am

Einhander are you either flamingly obviously Gay

Yes...

or just a hard up woman

I shall smack you for that insinuation Sillyboi! LOL

That or the five or so gay fokes of the board might hit you up too

There's FIVE!!!!?!?!?!

H3LLA |<3\/\/|_!!! Lata and Happy Fragging!
P.S. I still wanna liberate me some lil spandex-pajama-clad space cutieboys!

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-01 01:25pm

Lets see, relive the Macross saga as Max Sterling(first human to bang an alien), be Link in Zelda, Zelda 2, Ocrina of time and Majora's mask all rolled into one funtastic game and then bang Zelda when i was done saving her ass for the 100th time, Street Fighter vs X-Men vs Mortal Combat vs LEgo People vs Dragonball Z vs Transformers sounds interesting to play, and then nap time with She-Hulk, Liv Tyler, Liv Tyler's chunky sister, Aisha Clan Clan, the three boobed chick from Total Recall, the blue Twilik from Jabba's , and a bottom less bowl of Cinimmon Toast crunch.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-01 01:33pm

Problems with using it as a giant replicator;

1) it would use up a hellova lot of power to fabricate large obgects e.g. tanks.
2) why not use the transporter?
3) How'd you get a tank out the door?
4) Fabricating sex slaves; anyone know if fed science can remove free will, otherwise your going to have problems...

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-01 01:40pm

obviously they did if Broccli was able to get Troi and Crusher in his program

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-01 01:44pm

Damn it.. No drool emoticon.

Oh well..

women mulheres girls raparigas

sexo muito sexo

*drools*

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What would you REALLY do in the holodeck?

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