Sci-fi/Fantasy Female Free For All!

[fgalkin]

This thread takes its isnpiration from the Carter vs, Ivanova thread/

Samantha Carter, Susan Ivanova, 7 of 9, Padme Amidala, Buffy Summers, Aeryn Sun, Leeloo, Arwen, Trinity, and Mary Poppins ( ) meet one day and decide to have a lesbian lovefest (Monkeys click here). Mucho licking ensues.

However, for some reason, they are dissatisfied with each other's performance, so they head to the nearest bar and duke it out hand-to-hand.

However, Q, who was enjoying the show all this time, decides to even out the chances, and steals Buffy's slayer powers and 7's nanoprobes.

The last woman standing sells to losers to a company of horny Uruk-Hai. Who wins?

I wonder how many people would say "lesbian ;ove fest!" thus proving that they haven't read my post.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[2000AD]

If your taking away the slayer and the nano's are you taking away Trinitys reality bending stuff?

Anyway, they all get drunk in the bar and forget that they were unhappy and have another lesbian lovefest! YAY!

[FaxModem1]

What have I done

[fgalkin]

If your taking away the slayer and the nano's are you taking away Trinitys reality bending stuff?

It takes place in the real world

Anyway, they all get drunk in the bar and forget that they were unhappy and have another lesbian lovefest! YAY!

But not before using 2000AD to bribe the horny Uruks.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[CorSec]

Bah, that's what I get for voting before reading. I had assumed the question to be "Who's on top?" Next time, I'll read before voting.

Who'd in a brawl? Without nano-probes or slayer powers, 7 and Buffy are out immediately. Obviously, they'll be - uh - consoling one another on the sidelines.

In my opinion, the fight's really between Ivanova and Trinity. Since Q took away 7's augmentation and Buffy's power, does Trinity have Matrix abilities?

In the end (huh-huh-huh), Ivanova's the toughest broad of the bunch. Or at least she gives that impression.

[Rightous Fist Of Heaven]

CorSec: Buahaahaha I see you liked HK from KOTOR too, i allways burst to laugh these days after playing the game thru twice. The droid is easilly one of the most hilarious characters i have seen in RP's like this.

Anyhow, sorry for the OT remark.
I think Carter would take this. IIRC she has rather extensive HtH combat training so she should fare rather well. Its a close call between Ivanova, Carter and Leeloo tough.

[Arrow]

Wow! Can this board be teetering on falling to a new level of perversion??? (We all know the answer is YES!)

Ok, the last three standing will by Aeryn, Ivanova and Leeloo. Trinity has demostrated a sucktastic ability at real world fighting, so Buffy kicks her ass handly.

Now, I think Ivanova or Aeryn can take beat Leeloo anyday of the week.

So, of the two left standing, who's the meaner, tougher, deadlier chick? Aeryn, without a doubt.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Leeloo, easily. She can punch through "unbreakable" glass, survive a long fall from the top of a skyscraper and plow through the roof of a cab, and beat the snot out of a horde of knife and gun wielding Mangalors.

[2000AD]

Wow! Can this board be teetering on falling to a new level of perversion??? (We all know the answer is YES!)
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What do you mean new?

[Solauren]

Leeloo

Any chick that can take falling dozens if not hundreds of stories and then say 'hey, I need a ride' after crashing through a cap is one tough bitch.

Plus, the other things about her. (speed, strength)

Wasn't she also nearly dead from blood lose and being shot and still sent out a mega powerful energy beam?

[Majin Gojira]

Faith shows up and Schools them ALL in every way, shape and form imaginable.

[Patrick Degan]

Hey, we all know that it comes down to which one goes up on Mary Poppins...

[DPDarkPrimus]

The Monkey thread is so much better. We're permitted, nay ENCOURAGED, to do research, and to provide visual reference.

[Defiant]

Actually, if they all decided to express their love for each other, then we would all be winners!

[Drooling Iguana]

Well, Buffy's definitely toast. Even with her super-powers, she routinely has to rely on extremely heavy use of her character shields to get through an episode. As for 7 of 9, when the nanoprobes are removed does she just lose her assimilation ability or do her implants stop working? I don't know enough about Carter or Ivanova to make a judgement either way. Padme is reasonably competent in a fight (more than a match for Buffy, anyway) but not really exceptional. Aeryn Sun is very well-trained, but she's out as soon as someone can reach a thermostat and turn up the heat in whatever room they're fighting in. Plus, as far as I know she doesn't have any real super-human abilities. Don't know too much about Arwen. The only LoTR book I read was Fellowship, and I've been trying to forget it ever since. Trinity is worthless outside the Matrix.

I'd say that this would come down to Leeloo Multipass vs. Mary Poppins. Not sure who I'd bet on.

[Gandalf]

I say Leeloo.

She beat the shit out of all those Mangalors. Survived that first initial fall into Corbin's cab. And punched her way out of that test tube thing.

Also, 90% of women in Bruce Willis movies are tough.

[Majin Gojira]

I don't think Buffy would be toast, she's an accomplished fighter even without her powers. Even powerless, she has taken down Vampires through her skill an injenuity (see: "Helpless"), and she has grown in skill since then.

Although, the change in her fighting ability would definitely through her off, though. as Would it would for 7 of 9.

Secondly, Buffy is well known to use her surroundings to her advantage (See: Various Episodes, even from the second episode "The Harvest", where she grabs a pool que to stake a vampire).

She'd probably outlast Arwen and Trinity. Though Why their powers are taken in the first place I just don't know...it would definitely made things more interesting and...comparable.

[Majin Gojira]

I say Leeloo.

She beat the shit out of all those Mangalors. Survived that first initial fall into Corbin's cab. And punched her way out of that test tube thing.

Also, 90% of women in Bruce Willis movies are tough.

Which really begs the question why Buffy and 7 of 9 were stripped of their powers to begin with and not Leelo...

[Rogue 9]

I say Arwen. Buffy has been specifically stripped of her powers, Trinity's not in the Matrix, and Arwen has a sword. Is this anywhere near a river? If so, Arwen wins easily through drowning them all.

[SyntaxVorlon]

It really comes down to Ivanova, Leeloo, and Sun. Trained marine who takes on Luxans and Scarrans > all.
Second would probably be Leeloo.
Ivanova would still make them wish they were never born but would lose in the end.

And in the end another orgy takes place...
In a bar with plenty of phallic objects...
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I'M BLIND!!!!
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nm.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

I say Arwen. Buffy has been specifically stripped of her powers, Trinity's not in the Matrix, and Arwen has a sword. Is this anywhere near a river? If so, Arwen wins easily through drowning them all.

Bah, that was really Glorfindel, not Arwen...

[Alyeska]

Carter is an acomplished soldier. Give her a P90 or MP5 and she will kick ass.

[Rogue 9]

I say Arwen. Buffy has been specifically stripped of her powers, Trinity's not in the Matrix, and Arwen has a sword. Is this anywhere near a river? If so, Arwen wins easily through drowning them all.

Bah, that was really Glorfindel, not Arwen...

I know. But I treat the movies as a separate but related story from the books. Otherwise I'd go insane. I think they should have used Glorfindel, but eh.

[Gandalf]

Where is Eowyn?

[Spanky The Dolphin]

This is a fight? I thought it was a sex competition...