Deedee vs. The Death Star

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-15 01:49pm

Ok, while thrashing some lab equipment, Dexter's sister trips and falls into a dimensional portal, and appears inside the main bridge of the Death Star.

What is the outcome? How much equipment can she obliterate before she is contained? How powerful is her character shield?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-15 01:58pm

*shudder*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-15 02:04pm

The empire wouldn;t survive deedee with a death star.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-15 02:13pm

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO!"

*BOOM*

End of story.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-15 03:30pm

Remember, it is Deedee VERSUS the Death Star, not Deedee commanding a Death Star

Okay let's change it a bit: instead of the bridge, she is teleported in one of the empty docking bays. There aren't any ship parked there ATM, and only light security.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-15 03:33pm

I stand by my original reply. Dee Dee can always find something that will make something blow up.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-15 05:40pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I stand by my original reply. Dee Dee can always find something that will make something blow up.

I heard she can only blow up something that belongs to her brother.

Hey, I don't watch Cartoon Network, I'm a busy man, and I don't have cable!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-15 05:45pm

DeeDee & Kiki (Sluggy Freelance) land on the deathstar.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-15 05:52pm

I feel sorry for the Stormies who have to contain her...

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-15 05:59pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I stand by my original reply. Dee Dee can always find something that will make something blow up.
I heard she can only blow up something that belongs to her brother.

Hey, I don't watch Cartoon Network, I'm a busy man, and I don't have cable!

She can also trash Mandark's stuff.. oh, and alien spaceships.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-10-15 07:26pm

DeeDee represents the little-understood chaotic aspect of the Force.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-15 08:20pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:DeeDee & Kiki (Sluggy Freelance) land on the deathstar.

As long as Bun Bun is not there, they will have it trashed in moments.

(Don't you just *LOVE* Kiki's Boo outfit??)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-15 11:05pm

Yeah, And Is it not nifty now the whole sluggy crew that would be something scary. How long before Riff "Improves" the superlaser efficency. How long before a wookie accidentally wears and CH hat.....

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-16 02:50am

Or worse, imagine "The Evil" set loose upon an unsuspecting, innocent Death Star Crew.
"Meow"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 02:53am

Well we have the Blue milk we picked up from those moisture farmer's on Tatioeen.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-16 11:37am

consequences wrote:Or worse, imagine "The Evil" set loose upon an unsuspecting, innocent Death Star Crew.
"Meow"

Are you talking about Those Who Hunt Elves? If not, then I'll just add my own little rant. Imagine "the evil" from TWHE possesing the Death Star. The spirit of a cat given the body of planet destroyer...

Officer "Sir, the Death Star just tried to play with Tatooin..."
Commander "And..."
Officer "Well, lets just say thats one less planet Jedi will be coming from..."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 11:52am

Larz wrote:
consequences wrote:Or worse, imagine "The Evil" set loose upon an unsuspecting, innocent Death Star Crew.
"Meow"
Are you talking about Those Who Hunt Elves? If not, then I'll just add my own little rant. Imagine "the evil" from TWHE possesing the Death Star. The spirit of a cat given the body of planet destroyer...

Officer "Sir, the Death Star just tried to play with Tatooin..."
Commander "And..."
Officer "Well, lets just say thats one less planet Jedi will be coming from..."

No we're talking something far more insidius, Darth Bun-Bun and Sluggy Freelance.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-16 12:02pm

YB, you fool! You just triggered the Plot Bunny!

Picture this....

Darth... no, Emperor BunBun is taking his Death Star for a test drive (hey, it's BunBun, that's the way he thinks) and comes across the Demons from the dimension of Pain in, oh, I don't know, a Galaxy class? Sounds feasible enough for their simple minds.

what do you think?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-16 12:07pm

The story of THe Evil begins here.
http://www.sluggy.com/d/000629.html

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 12:34pm

Sounds about right, although Riff and Torg have already trashed the old Star Wars universe, when they got Aylee

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 12:35pm

My Bleep up, I ment they had already trashed Star Trek

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-17 01:41am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
What does this button do!

*DC and Courscant simultaneously blow up.*

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-17 01:49am

Just give her some music to dance to, and there goes the Death Star, and more than likely the Milennium (sp? one of few words like this I misspell not due to typos) Falcon.

*shudder*

Think: the Imperial music and DeeDee dancing to it...now if only we had LeeLee and MeeMee with her...we could wreak havoc across the galaxies!

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