What would you do with a cloaking device, personal shield...

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-25 08:56am

... and a lightsaber and blaster. I'd go on a killing spree starting with Bill Gates, Jack Valenti, and Hillary Rosen, then move on the capitol, killing most politicians, then go kill Falwell and then go on and on. Oh and before killing them burn them with a blaster on low power.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-10-25 09:35am

Hmm there's a tough one

Number 1: Enter that theater in Moscow covertly, deactivate all the explosives, then proceed to slice up terrorist scum after terrorist scum until the situation is over.

Number 2: Kill Berman and Braga

Number 3: Kill the entire casts of: Days of our Lives, Young and the Restless, Bold and the Beautiful, Passions etc etc etc: this way, with the entire casts dead in ONE SWIFT STROKE, they cannot have a single new episode to replace the characters they get rid of piecemeal like usual, and the scourge of soap operas will be ended. Forever.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-25 09:38am

a personal cloaking device would be useful. I'd use the lot to gain revenge on the evil bastards at my old school wo bullied me. "haha i now have the power, and him here to shave ur anal hair........ WITH MY LIGHTSABER U BASTARD." if they run stun them.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-25 09:41am

Vympel wrote: Number 2: Kill Berman and Braga

I've got a better idea. Just beat them up and have some photos taken suggesting they're involved in a shemale sex scandal.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-10-25 09:42am

I would pretty much steal anything that isn’t nailed down...

On second thought I did get a light sabre so…

It don’t matter if you nail it down I will steal it anyway!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-25 10:10am

Vympel wrote:Hmm there's a tough one

Number 1: Enter that theater in Moscow covertly, deactivate all the explosives, then proceed to slice up terrorist scum after terrorist scum until the situation is over.

Number 2: Kill Berman and Braga

Number 3: Kill the entire casts of: Days of our Lives, Young and the Restless, Bold and the Beautiful, Passions etc etc etc: this way, with the entire casts dead in ONE SWIFT STROKE, they cannot have a single new episode to replace the characters they get rid of piecemeal like usual, and the scourge of soap operas will be ended. Forever.

You have some pretty good ideas, Vympel. I like #1 for sure. For #2, I think Berman can be reformed, but Braga probably can't. For #3, why stop with Days of our Lives?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-25 10:29am

I thin I would avoid the whole death and destruction. I'm incurably selfish, so I'd hop right out and sell the tech to the highest bidder. I'd be rich. RICH! And famous. Since I could claim I invented them and no one could prove otherwise.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-25 10:32am

Hmm I don't think I'd find it so easy to kill everyone but I know I would hunt down Lucus...

And tell him what a good job he's doing!

Maybe give him the Light-Saber after I've had my fun with it though he desevers it

Or maybe make it conditional on him making SW,7,8,9

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-25 12:05pm

Hopefully the personal sheild and cloak can be expanded enough to surround my house, or at least my front door to keep the various undesirables away.

If not, I've still got the light sabre.

The cloak would be especially fun since you could "haunt" stuff, including womens' locker rooms.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-10-25 01:11pm

With the cloaking device, I would screw with the secret service's heads. I'd go into the white house and plant a fake bomb with a note saying "next time, it will be real" and watch the secret servcice go nuts.

Then, I would steal all of Bill Gate's money.

Then, I would burn down every religious institution in existance, as well as destroy all religious documents and artifacts.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-25 01:52pm

... what wouldn't I do... First off, I would 'haunt' all those bastards that pissed me off in my life (from Wes (person I hated in HS) to Bill Gates and Berman and crap), then I would get lots of money... get not make may I remind you... and finally just have fun with it. The lightsaber wouldn't be that useful to me (used to Bokens and such... would be rather hard for me to adapt to the lightsaber technique before I cut of several of my extremities) so I would sell it for a lifetime of favors and money, but the blaster would be mine to eliminate those pesky people that happen to cross me...

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2002-10-25 02:05pm

Pu-239 wrote:... and a lightsaber and blaster. I'd go on a killing spree starting with Bill Gates, Jack Valenti, and Hillary Rosen, then move on the capitol, killing most politicians, then go kill Falwell and then go on and on. Oh and before killing them burn them with a blaster on low power.

First I would destroy the Autobots, then I would conquer the galaxy!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-25 02:09pm

Mr Bean wrote:Or maybe make it conditional on him (Lucas) making SW,7,8,9

No, no, no. You get him to fund YOU doing the first ever TV series about the Star Wars character/area/timeline of your choice, with a nice, openended budget.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-25 02:43pm

The World will see its first drive by with a supertanker and a regiment of Smerch's.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-25 02:46pm

Is it a phase cloak?

I would pose as God to fundie losers and tell them that the Bible is not literal. Then I would tell them to give me all their worldly possessions and then have them make themselves sterile so they won't pollute the gene pool.

Then I would take over the world. Mu hahahahaha.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-25 05:27pm

Tell me more about this whole "Crush the Autobots" Galavatron, You've peaked my intrested

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-25 05:40pm

Tsyroc wrote:Hopefully the personal sheild and cloak can be expanded enough to surround my house, or at least my front door to keep the various undesirables away.

If you cloak your front door everybody's gonna be able to see what's going on inside

HRogge · Post by **HRogge** » 2002-10-25 06:00pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:Hopefully the personal sheild and cloak can be expanded enough to surround my house, or at least my front door to keep the various undesirables away.
If you cloak your front door everybody's gonna be able to see what's going on inside

Except if you use a SEP-field as a cloak !

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-26 10:06pm

neoolong wrote:Is it a phase cloak?

I would pose as God to fundie losers and tell them that the Bible is not literal. Then I would tell them to give me all their worldly possessions and then have them make themselves sterile so they won't pollute the gene pool.

Then I would take over the world. Mu hahahahaha.

No it would not be a trekkie phase cloak. You would fall through the floor since the floor would not be supporting you.

With the cloaking device, I would screw with the secret service's heads. I'd go into the white house and plant a fake bomb with a note saying "next time, it will be real" and watch the secret servcice go nuts.

Yeah I agree. Messing with people's heads is more interesting then killing them outright. I would go to Bill Gates and declare myself as God and make him give me all his money in exchange for his life, then torture him with stuff from the sci-fi torture methods thread. (I didn't say I would'nt torture him, did I?). Posing as God and taking over the world might be effective, but would'nt last too long.

Oh and btw the shield also works against gas, therefore you would have to lower the shield once in a while to breath. You can turn this off to allow you to breath and interact with slow moving objects, yet still be protected against bullets.

The cloak only works in the visible light range and the parts of infrared detected by IR detectors, since you need to see, but not a problem. Power for everything can be recharged through a laundry outlet- lets say everything is super efficient to save on logistics. Everything has perfect reliability and will never wear out.

... what wouldn't I do... First off, I would 'haunt' all those bastards that pissed me off in my life (from Wes (person I hated in HS) to Bill Gates and Berman and crap), then I would get lots of money... get not make may I remind you... and finally just have fun with it. The lightsaber wouldn't be that useful to me (used to Bokens and such... would be rather hard for me to adapt to the lightsaber technique before I cut of several of my extremities) so I would sell it for a lifetime of favors and money, but the blaster would be mine to eliminate those pesky people that happen to cross me...

I like the lightsaber, since I like the idea of running through crowds maiming people and cutting them down- think of the US congress. Also useful for cutting through vaults. Obviously my meds aren't working that well.... Of course if I'm too clumsy, since the lightsaber has very little weight, making it hard to get used to, just pick up a regular steel sword. Good enough for mowing people down. I don't like the blaster since it will run out of tibanna gas rather quickly. Just order H&K to make that gun with the caseless ammo and carry that along. If not just pick up an M-4.[/u]

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-26 10:37pm

I'd do good deeds. I'd use my lightsaber to stop theives, my cloaking device to sneak into chemical weapons facilities and disarm them, and my shield generator to take bullets for people!

Okay, that was gay. I'd end up stealing somewhere along the line.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-27 03:10am

Bah. You goodie two shoes. Remember Hollow Man? Now imagine the guy can become visible at will and had the power to KILL the idiots getting in his way.

Ah well. The classic "Convince stupid fundie chick that I'm God and that she's going to have the next Jesus Christ by me" would do. That, and assassinating the fools in my life. ( There's a whole long list).

Oh, and redirecting the cash I steal from banks in Wong's direction so he can work on SD.Net 24-7.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-27 05:15pm

Oh and can anyone rationalize being able to slice people down with a saber or punch them from behind a shield? I think that a solution would be to hook the generator to an interface in the brain, and use the brain's sense of where things are, instead of sensors. Then again this is an overly complicated trekkie solution. Also, what shields should they be if you can't modify your own? Dune and Goa'uld shields do not protect against low velocity attacks like punches and stabs, so you can't run through a crowd of people slashing them down. Dune shields tend to blow up with a nuclear level explosion when in contact with lasers, which might work against the laser portion of a blaster bolt. Borg shields are useless for anything. Can anyone think of any other personal shields?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-27 06:56pm

Pu-239 wrote:Oh and can anyone rationalize being able to slice people down with a saber or punch them from behind a shield? I think that a solution would be to hook the generator to an interface in the brain, and use the brain's sense of where things are, instead of sensors. Then again this is an overly complicated trekkie solution. Also, what shields should they be if you can't modify your own? Dune and Goa'uld shields do not protect against low velocity attacks like punches and stabs, so you can't run through a crowd of people slashing them down. Dune shields tend to blow up with a nuclear level explosion when in contact with lasers, which might work against the laser portion of a blaster bolt. Borg shields are useless for anything. Can anyone think of any other personal shields?

Actually in "Deadman's Switch" from Stargate, the bounty hunter had a shield that did work against low velocity attacks. It appears that the Goa'uld shields are just set so that low velocity stuff go through, not because they are incapable of stopping slow stuff. I don't remember it saying if the bounty hunter's shield was a modified Goa'uld shield, but based on seeing it O'Neil thought that the old knife trick would work, so it was similar enough, at least visually.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-10-27 08:52pm

could the bounty hunter still interact with the environment?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-27 09:28pm

Pu-239 wrote:could the bounty hunter still interact with the environment?

Uh, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. He could fire his weapon through it, but guns won't hit him, and a thrown knife won't hit him either.

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