Gates vs. Wong

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-10-26 01:30am

Emperor Gates the III has the entire military resources of the Imperium of Microsoft at his disposal, as well as the Army of Robo-Gates running Windows 2000 vs. 6.66

Michael Wong is, well, Wong. At the end of AOTT.

Discuss!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-26 02:10am

Dude, just think for a second what an Ion Cannon Broadside would do to a bunch of unshielded Win98 systems...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-26 09:27am

Acutal Gates personal computers are shielded as likley would his robots(Spares no expense after all he's the bloody richest on the planet)

Sorry but Wong gets thumped and thumped hard by Gates

He's simply facing to smart an enemy with waaaay to many forces

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-26 09:30am

Bill Gates uses Windows XP
Mike Wong's Linux is unaffected

Mike Wong uses Patended Smackdown
Bill Gates take 999 damage
Bill Gates collapses!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-26 09:54am

Acutal Gates does not Run WinXP but version 2, and Patented smackdown only works on idiots(Note, Evil idiots are also idiots but that does not mean it automacitly hurts all evil people)

Besides GAT you forget Gates Ninja Squirrils or the horders of Robo-Beavers on loan from the Candian's

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-26 10:17am

Dude. Gates is not an idiot. He must be a rather masterful businessman to have built up such an empire and kept it steady for over a decade, or at least he has some really good advisors.

As it stands, Wong has no chance. Gates will simply take a page from Disney's book and unleash a furious storm of such unrelenting devestation that Wong will have no choice but to concede the match.

Gates is going to sue him.

Renewed_Valour1 · Post by **Renewed_Valour1** » 2002-10-26 12:31pm

Microsoft: Must have been a irregularity in the pavement of the road…

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-26 03:52pm

Mr Bean wrote:Acutal Gates personal computers are shielded as likley would his robots(Spares no expense after all he's the bloody richest on the planet)

Sorry but Wong gets thumped and thumped hard by Gates

He's simply facing to smart an enemy with waaaay to many forces

I'm beginning to think Gates hijacked Bean

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-26 04:02pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Acutal Gates personal computers are shielded as likley would his robots(Spares no expense after all he's the bloody richest on the planet)

Sorry but Wong gets thumped and thumped hard by Gates

He's simply facing to smart an enemy with waaaay to many forces
I'm beginning to think Gates hijacked Bean

Or Bean is Gates.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-26 05:10pm

Naaa, If I was Gates would I not have had you all killed by now?

And Wong Elected Governer of Washington?(Even if he's not a Resident

)

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-26 09:11pm

I think by now, Wong wins every battle to date. Why bother?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-10-30 12:51pm

If they're debating about the performance and technical concern of Microsoft Windows, Gates is screwed. He will be forced to admit that Microsoft creates **inferior** softwares.

Lt. Nebfer · Post by **Lt. Nebfer** » 2002-10-30 03:39pm

how bout Steave Balmer

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-30 03:50pm

knock it off with the Wong vs .... threads for fuck's sake!

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-10-31 12:53am

I'm so glad you had to reply to a four-day old thread to prove your point :p

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