. Anyways Paramount has come to you to write the script. The series will be called: Star Trek- The Next DOA ( Dead on Arrival) All users are invited to participate!Anyways I'll give you a preview from the middle of the season:
Cadet Skippy: Boy, I'm looking foward to class today! Just imagine, Phaser Dodging Class 101!
Cadet Politically Correct: Boy? Excuse me but I find that offensive. We evoled beyond such terms hundreds of years ago. But anyways, Person! I sure am looking forward to it to!
Cadet Alien Extra: Ork!
::Cadets enter classroom, where they are met by Instructor Binky
Instructor Binky: Okay, listen up. Welcome to phaser dodging class. Here we will learn to dodge all kinds of weapons fire in case you actually are forced into combat. Now remember cadets, first rule is, always jump toward the barrel of the gun.
Cadet Skippy: But sir, isn't that counter-productive to our urvival?
Instructor Blinky: In no way! It will confuse the enemy!
:: Cadet Brown Noser enters into the scene::
Cadet Brown Noser: He's absolutely right! You should pay more attention to your manual.
Instructor Blinky: Good Cadet, since you are obviously ahead of all the other cadets, you may be the first to run the course.
Cadet Brown Noser:
But sir, isn't that the firing range?Instructor Blinky: It is? I mean, yes, of course it is! Cut backs in funding have forced us to combine the phaser dodging course with the older cadets' Light Arms practice.
Cadet Brown Noser: Oh shit~~~
Other Cadets: *snicker* That's what is on your nose.
To be continued...............
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