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Imperial Guard -v- Ring Wraith

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Simple debate who would win between one of Palpys Red Robed Imperial Guard and a LOTR Ring Wraith, both are big nasty looking mutherfeckers, but in a one on one who comes out tops?
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Muad'Dib wrote:Simple debate who would win between one of Palpys Red Robed Imperial Guard and a LOTR Ring Wraith, both are big nasty looking mutherfeckers, but in a one on one who comes out tops?
Nazgul, easily. None of the guardsman's weapons are going to actually kill the wraith. Whereas the second he gets a Morgul knife in him, he's a gonner.
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The Imperial guard's ForcePikes can probably take down one's physical form and force it back to mordor for a respawn, though. But no, Img Guards couldn't kill one.
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Wraith.
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Much as I hate to say it....wraith.
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wraith, it is not alive in the same sense as the guard anyway
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Unless the guard is a woman, the Wraith wins by default. Males can't harm a Nazgul, IIRC.
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I'm sure the Wraith that Strider torched in the film was very relieved to know that. :)
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Oops, I made (another) stupid LotR gaffe...A male may cause a Nazgul to feel pain (as Aragorn son of Arathorn did to the Nazgul), but only a female may KILL one (such as Eowyn), assuming I'm remembering that encounter properly. I wish I had my cards with me, the Eowyn card had the quote right on it... :(
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The Ring Wraith. In spite of the Imperial Guard's excellent training and equipment, the Wraith is a supernatural, semi-mortal beast. It would almost certainly be more than a match for any mere human.
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The Dark wrote:Oops, I made (another) stupid LotR gaffe...A male may cause a Nazgul to feel pain (as Aragorn son of Arathorn did to the Nazgul), but only a female may KILL one (such as Eowyn), assuming I'm remembering that encounter properly. I wish I had my cards with me, the Eowyn card had the quote right on it... :(
Mmmm.... Actually, only the Leader of the Wraiths is protected by the prophecy. In addition, there is some scholarly debate as to whether it was Eowyn or a certain, friendly halfling who happened to be in the neighborhood who actually killed the thing. Almost all accounts, however, attribute the killing blow to Eowyn.
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Ah, only the Witch-King of Angmar. OK, so my comment stands for him. The other eight Nazgul will just have to do their own killing of the guard regardless of gender.
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The Dark wrote:Ah, only the Witch-King of Angmar. OK, so my comment stands for him. The other eight Nazgul will just have to do their own killing of the guard regardless of gender.
Exactly.
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