I'm not sure if this would be better suited for here or somewhere else.
Both are in their prime.
Scenarios:
1) Hand to Hand Combat:
2) Armed with favorite sidearm hunting each other in a warehouse.
3) Both are in 1979 Berlin on a covert mission working against the Soviet Union. However the goals of their missions clash to such a degree that they may come into conflict with one another.
4) Clark is attempting goes into "Without Remorse Mode" and starts picking off British Agents with Bond assigned to hunt him down.
5) Reverse the role in the above.
6) Who is the better operative?
James Bond vs. Mr. Clark
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Mr Clark enters the room an watches for a few moments as Bond, James Bonds does a hottie from behind. Mr Clark walks up behind Bond while the noise of sex drowns out his approach and raises a silenced HK USP and fires several shots into the back of his head. Clark then feels sorry for the hottie and ends up marring her and raising a family while still being the shit hot opertive for the US of A. 
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Stormbringer
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Bond can die. Why is he always being played by different actors? Because the "James Bond" identity is assigned to whoever has the 007 designation. Why was George Lazenby "Bond" for On her Majesty's Secret Service alone? Because that "Bond" got whacked in Bulgaria in 1969 (swear to God).
So Clark kills "Bond" in a climatic gunfight (suffering some guilt for his actions). Since in 1979 Roger Moore was "Bond", a new agent has to be selected to replace him. A View To a Kill is therefore never made as we know it. Man, this is sounding alright, actually. It's a shame Moonraker probably got made in this timeframe, but you can't have everything.
So Clark kills "Bond" in a climatic gunfight (suffering some guilt for his actions). Since in 1979 Roger Moore was "Bond", a new agent has to be selected to replace him. A View To a Kill is therefore never made as we know it. Man, this is sounding alright, actually. It's a shame Moonraker probably got made in this timeframe, but you can't have everything.
"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!" - Professor Farnsworth
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Master of Ossus
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Clark wins. He's so much more professional than 007.
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"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
Depends on the situation really. If they know somewhat of eachother, Clark can win because he doesn't have the blantantly obvious presence as Bond. Also depends on the combat. Clark is an expert marksman in both the Pistol and Long Rifle.
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"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
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weemadando
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Clark is more then a mere assasin. For starters he does not seek attention onto himself.weemadando wrote:Bond kills Clarke.
Bond has killed the greatest assassin in the world, Scaramanga. What threat does Clarke pose?
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
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Master of Ossus
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Clarke is a spy, first and foremost. He acquires information and then acts on it, but he is much better at sneaking around than Bond. He is not as flamboyant, but that seems to be a necessary trait.weemadando wrote:Bond kills Clarke.
Bond has killed the greatest assassin in the world, Scaramanga. What threat does Clarke pose?
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"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
Latinum Star Recipient; Hacker's Cross Award Winner
"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
The Great Assassin in the world was obviously an idiot, he carryed a 1 shot Weapon, He had help who was trying to kill him constantly and he was outwitted by his own tricks of having a Dummy of Bond Set up in his little MazeBond has killed the greatest assassin in the world, Scaramanga. What threat does Clarke pose?
The world greatest Assasin is the one you never hear about
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Bond is an idiot
ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
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He carries a gold plated .44 magnum.Mr Bean wrote:The Great Assassin in the world was obviously an idiot, he carryed a 1 shot Weapon, He had help who was trying to kill him constantly and he was outwitted by his own tricks of having a Dummy of Bond Set up in his little Maze
The world greatest Assasin is the one you never hear about
The real Bond is the one from the books, not the films.
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Sea Skimmer
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Clark has better skills and is less prone to distraction then Bond. He wins.
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— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956