100 Pokemon of random types vs 200 berserk T-Rex's

Deimos Anomaly · Post by **Deimos Anomaly** » 2002-11-11 05:09pm

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 05:12pm

Pokemon.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 05:18pm

Pokemon.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-11 05:56pm

Unfortunately, Pokemon

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-11-11 06:06pm

Pokémon.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-11-11 06:40pm

Psychic Pokemon should take it. However, what power scale ARE the Pokemon on?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 07:28pm

Electric pokemon could do it. Don't even need the psychic or ghost.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 07:54pm

Fire, too.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-11 08:09pm

I just realized that sufficently high Pokemon could level the multiverse and bring to fruitation a terrible reign of darkness easily lasting forty thousand years and plunging the myriad dimensions into an aeon of strife, warfare, and oppression under the heel of a dark and sinister xenophobic government of sentient beings with the capability to annhilate worlds at a whim.

Summon the Netherese. Call the Saiyans. Bring the Amberese. Come forth the Towers. Forward the White Rose. Ride out the Valar. Hail the Xelee. The long night is coming. We must prepare.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 08:10pm

Cyril wrote:I just realized that sufficently high Pokemon could level the multiverse and bring to fruitation a terrible reign of darkness easily lasting forty thousand years and plunging the myriad dimensions into an aeon of strife, warfare, and oppression under the heel of a dark and sinister xenophobic government of sentient beings with the capability to annhilate worlds at a whim.

Summon the Netherese. Call the Saiyans. Bring the Amberese. Come forth the Towers. Forward the White Rose. Ride out the Valar. Hail the Xelee. The long night is coming. We must prepare.

Buggers?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-11 08:16pm

verilon wrote:
Cyril wrote:I just realized that sufficently high Pokemon could level the multiverse and bring to fruitation a terrible reign of darkness easily lasting forty thousand years and plunging the myriad dimensions into an aeon of strife, warfare, and oppression under the heel of a dark and sinister xenophobic government of sentient beings with the capability to annhilate worlds at a whim.

Summon the Netherese. Call the Saiyans. Bring the Amberese. Come forth the Towers. Forward the White Rose. Ride out the Valar. Hail the Xelee. The long night is coming. We must prepare.
Buggers?

The buggers are NOTHING compared to the powers mentioned there...

The buggers are a single race within a single galaxy that couldn't even defeat earth. Most of the powers there could cause the entire galaxy to cease to exist. The Amberites and a few of the others can cause this entire universe to cease to exist.

I repeat. The buggers are nothing.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 08:22pm

weemadando wrote:
verilon wrote:
Cyril wrote:I just realized that sufficently high Pokemon could level the multiverse and bring to fruitation a terrible reign of darkness easily lasting forty thousand years and plunging the myriad dimensions into an aeon of strife, warfare, and oppression under the heel of a dark and sinister xenophobic government of sentient beings with the capability to annhilate worlds at a whim.

Summon the Netherese. Call the Saiyans. Bring the Amberese. Come forth the Towers. Forward the White Rose. Ride out the Valar. Hail the Xelee. The long night is coming. We must prepare.
Buggers?
The buggers are NOTHING compared to the powers mentioned there...

The buggers are a single race within a single galaxy that couldn't even defeat earth. Most of the powers there could cause the entire galaxy to cease to exist. The Amberites and a few of the others can cause this entire universe to cease to exist.

I repeat. The buggers are nothing.

*ahem* earth won by the smallest amount of dumb luck possible.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-11 08:25pm

Um...yeah, which doesn't change the fact that a single Xelee ship could wipe them all out.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 08:36pm

Cyril wrote:Um...yeah, which doesn't change the fact that a single Xelee ship could wipe them all out.

True. But my point stands. The buggers could even take out Pokemon.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-11 08:40pm

Unlikely. They are a communal hive-mind. If the Pokeys can cause the queens to go insane, the Buggers are fucked.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 08:44pm

Cyril wrote:Unlikely. They are a communal hive-mind. If the Pokeys can cause the queens to go insane, the Buggers are fucked.

This is true....but it would be any one of them, not just the queen.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-11 08:56pm

verilon wrote:
Cyril wrote:Unlikely. They are a communal hive-mind. If the Pokeys can cause the queens to go insane, the Buggers are fucked.
This is true....but it would be any one of them, not just the queen.

Xeelee, hmmm, look its a race of insects. They appear to be hostile. Destroy that section of the galaxy with a single shot.

Amber, hmmm, an aggressive race of insects. I haven't used my sword in a while, I'll take them hand to hand. Or just collapse the universe and move on.

Pokemon, pika pika?

Pikachu uses lighting! - Buggers lose 41hp! - Bugger Queen is stunned
*stunned*
Pikachu uses outright cuteness! - Buggers go insane! - Bugger Queen explodes!

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-11-12 02:08am

BLAH! I just plain HATE Pokemon.

T-Rexes.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-12 08:20am

Ever seen a 50-story tall dino get mindfucked?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-12 05:47pm

Don't the pokemon weigh in at about 10 pounds (4.5 kilos) each? I don't think they stand a chance against much of anything, though their psychic attacks may be useful against comparably-minded opponents.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-11-12 06:10pm

Pokemon Weight Examples:

Hoppip -- 1lb

Pichu -- 4lbs

Geodude -- 44lbs

Hitmonlee(as in Bruce) -- 110lbs

Rapidash -- 209 lbs

Tyranitar -- 445lbs

Gyarados -- 518lbs

Steelix -- 882lbs

Snorlax -- 1014lbs

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-11-12 08:23pm

How about 100 random Pokemon fans against 200 Rexes?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-12 08:26pm

RedImperator wrote:How about 100 random Pokemon fans against 200 Rexes?

une · Post by **une** » 2002-11-12 09:25pm

That depends on the Pokemon. Cause any of the high or mid level fire, or lighting elementals could take down a T Rex, an ice one could take down a few T Rex's as well considerring that they are cold blooded. And honsetly a single Onyx has to be worth a few dozen T Rex's, at least.