Demios just what the fuck..

[Acclamator]

...is with all these fething pokemon threads?

[Spanky The Dolphin]

I already told him to knock the fuck off.

I was getting deja vu for RayCav...

[IDMR]

He is being... watched closely.

[Hotfoot]

Here we go again...

brace for impact!

[SirNitram]

Here we go again...

brace for impact!

The Netherese can't save him this time.

[Sea Skimmer]

My normal flame Munitions have been replaced with FAE warheads should he make even one more thread on it.

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Dm retreates to the planes* exit stage left

[Hotfoot]

My normal flame Munitions have been replaced with FAE warheads should he make even one more thread on it.

The Capital D is on standby with a Uranium-Rovolon "Starmaker" bomb, just in case.

[Vertigo1]

It seems DA's posts have attracted the shivans....

[Kuja]

Bah. I've killed the Lucifer time and again. It's no longer a challenge.

[HemlockGrey]

NO! NO FREESPACE SPOILERS!

...nevermind. I'm never going to finish it, anyway.

[Hotfoot]

NO! NO FREESPACE SPOILERS!

...nevermind. I'm never going to finish it, anyway.

That's the ending to the FIRST game of the series. Given that if you've even HEARD about FS2, or FS: The Silent Threat Expansion to the first game, you've already been spoiled as to the ending of the first game. And considering how long it's been since FS1 came out, saying that Alpha One kills the Lucifer is about as much of a spoiler as saying that in Baldur's Gate, you are the son of a God.

[SAMAS]

Don't worry Deimos. He's the resident Troll at SpaceBattles, too.

His signature argument can be paraphrased as: "Jurai ships are wooden! WOODEN!" I don't care how powerful they're shown to be in the series, because they're wood, they have to be weak!"

I'll just spank him and be done.

[HemlockGrey]

...saying that Alpha One kills the Lucifer is about as much of a spoiler as saying that in Baldur's Gate, you are the son of a God.

YOU BASTARD! YOU RUINED IT!

[Hotfoot]

...saying that Alpha One kills the Lucifer is about as much of a spoiler as saying that in Baldur's Gate, you are the son of a God.

YOU BASTARD! YOU RUINED IT!

Right.

Oh, by the way, if you haven't seen The Empire Strikes Back yet, Darth Vader is really Anakin Skywalker, and he's Luke's father. Oh, and Leia is his sister.

While we're at it, should I mention that I already know how Lord of the Rings is going to end? Yeah, I can tell you how the third movie is going to end before it even comes out. That's right...hell, I even know the NAME.

If it had been even two years, I could understand it, but come on, it's been over two years since the MAC version of Baldur's Gate 1 came out. You've got no excuse.

Meanwhile, Freespace 1 came out just about four years ago. If you've not beaten the game yet, and have been on these boards that long at all, much less the Internet (you know, that big place with all the pictures of boobies), I find it hard to believe that you didn't already know either of these things already. Next you'll be telling us that at the end of Titanic, you didn't expect that the boat would sink.

[IDMR]

...saying that Alpha One kills the Lucifer is about as much of a spoiler as saying that in Baldur's Gate, you are the son of a God.

YOU BASTARD! YOU RUINED IT!

Right.

Oh, by the way, if you haven't seen The Empire Strikes Back yet, Darth Vader is really Anakin Skywalker, and he's Luke's father. Oh, and Leia is his sister.

While we're at it, should I mention that I already know how Lord of the Rings is going to end? Yeah, I can tell you how the third movie is going to end before it even comes out. That's right...hell, I even know the NAME.

If it had been even two years, I could understand it, but come on, it's been over two years since the MAC version of Baldur's Gate 1 came out. You've got no excuse.

Meanwhile, Freespace 1 came out just about four years ago. If you've not beaten the game yet, and have been on these boards that long at all, much less the Internet (you know, that big place with all the pictures of boobies), I find it hard to believe that you didn't already know either of these things already. Next you'll be telling us that at the end of Titanic, you didn't expect that the boat would sink.

I would politely ask you to provide a spoiler space in the future, but I shan't be able to keep a straight face for that long.

[Hotfoot]

I would politely ask you to provide a spoiler space in the future, but I shan't be able to keep a straight face for that long.

If it is a relatively recent game, movie, book, or so forth, believe me, I would mention any potential spoilers before I posted them, at least in a topic where people would not ordinarily expect to see any spoilers. This, however, does not qualify.

Next up, I spoil Saving Private Ryan by revealing who won World War 2! Apollo 13, too! Will they actually get home? And what about Star Wars Episode 3? Will Darth V-er, Anakin Skywalker sleep with Padme? Will he succumb to the Dark Side of the Force? Will Obi-Wan survive the climatic duel with Darth <Insert stupid name here>? Will we ever see those plans for a Death Star used in later movies? Most importantly, will we once again see Natalie Portman's erect nipples in a form-fitting, white jumpsuit, which is just begging to be doused in cold water?

[SHODAN]

The Netherese can't save him this time.

What is it with you and Netherese?
Could not find any more pitiful group of morons from D&D literature?

[The Yosemite Bear]

The Fenari are here, with their game faces on (ewww, don't tell me your football team is wearing the flayed remains of trolls), and lots of Gyrojet, (What the Fenari call their very long range incindiary Bolters) ammo, and sharp objects.

[Utsanomiko]

one of the many pathetic things is about Deimos' Pokemon threads is that I've already said that they were powerless to Kansai Airpost inpsectors.

But yeah, this is way too out of hand.

[HemlockGrey]

Darth Utsanomiko, you bastard, take out that damn NGE spoiler before I read it!

[Uraniun235]

Cyril, it spoils nothing about the plot; the pseudo-religious "symbolism" never adds up to anything coherent.

[Anarchist Bunny]

Wait, when the fuck did IDMR get back?

[Sea Skimmer]

Wait, when the fuck did IDMR get back?

Week or so ago.

[Utsanomiko]

Cyril, it spoils nothing about the plot; the pseudo-religious "symbolism" never adds up to anything coherent.

Like I said, Cyril, even people who have seen the ending don't get it. The only people who know my sig is a spoiler are people who already know all the spoilers (or just watched the regular previews that outright call the Evas 'clones of angels', which is obvious even in the first episode.). It's meaningless to everyone else.

But if spoilers bug you that much, I can go ahead and (using another webhost) update my signature pic every week with every major step in Third Impact (c'mon, who didn't know what 3rd Impact was supposed to do by episode 17-18?).