[Humor] Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Trekkie

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-08 09:19pm

Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie

10. Switch the "e" and "r" in Trekkie to make it "Terkkie" (turkey)

9. Take the batteries out of his electronic phaser

8. Tell him he'll need a better structural integrity field to move his ass off the couch.

7. Screw up Trek with bad plots and.... oh wait, Brannon Braga already did that on Voyager.

6. Post pictures of Kate Mulgrew's wedding (applies to Hamblin and Janeway fanatics only)

5. Steal his collection of rare Star Trek Micro Machines.

4. Tell him to shove it up his warp core.

3. Say "My Minbari can kick your Klingons' asses anytime!"

2. Hold him in contempt of court for wearing a Star Trek uniform in the courtroom.

And the Number One Way to Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie

1. Send him to www.stardestroyer.net/Empire.html

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-08 09:21pm

Say "ICS" and watch the guy go nuts.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-08 09:32pm

4. Tell him to shove it up his warp core.

My fave.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-08 10:18pm

Shinova wrote:Say "ICS" and watch the guy go nuts.

The quote in your sig is by IXJac.

And, IIRC, it went as follows:

"If the Culture is the USA, the Homomdan Empire is the USSR. The Galactic Empire is the mugger on the corner of Fifth and Main and the UFP is the bum he's curb stomping."

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-08 10:19pm

Shinova wrote:Say "ICS" and watch the guy go nuts.

Or just say 200GT quads.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-08 10:23pm

Steve wrote:
Shinova wrote:Say "ICS" and watch the guy go nuts.
The quote in your sig is by IXJac.

And, IIRC, it went as follows:

"If the Culture is the USA, the Homomdan Empire is the USSR. The Galactic Empire is the mugger on the corner of Fifth and Main and the UFP is the bum he's curb stomping."

Thanks very much

Modifying sig now.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-09 01:37am

Number 8 was my fav.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-09 01:48am

Hey, I have some of those ST Micro Machines (the Ent-A, Excelsior, and Miranda-class). Course, they regularly lose to my Y-Wing MM (heh...the Y-Wing's bigger than the Excelsior

). Also have the X-Wing, Corellian Corvette, and ISD.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-09 01:56am

Another fine way to piss off a Trekkie is to pretend to be interested in Trek, and then demonstrate horrendous ignorance of Trek by confusing it with other sci-fi series.

For example:

"Oh, I love Star Trek! Vader is the coolest bad-guy ever, and the Vorlons kick ass!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 02:03am

Darth Wong wrote:"Oh, I love Star Trek! Vader is the coolest bad-guy ever, and the Vorlons kick ass!"

Hehe. Someone coming around here and saying that would get the shit flamed out of him for being such a blatent ignoramus.

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-12-09 02:35am

Hey, I have some of those ST Micro Machines (the Ent-A, Excelsior, and Miranda-class). Course, they regularly lose to my Y-Wing MM (heh...the Y-Wing's bigger than the Excelsior ). Also have the X-Wing, Corellian Corvette, and ISD.

I'm one of the wackos that went out and bought the whole collections of SW, ST, and B5 micros. Only thing is my B5 micros are screwed up now because my dog ate my Mimbari Warcruiser

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-09 03:24am

Introduce them to Heavy Metal, and it's spoof there of.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-09 12:14pm

Moonshadow wrote:
Hey, I have some of those ST Micro Machines (the Ent-A, Excelsior, and Miranda-class). Course, they regularly lose to my Y-Wing MM (heh...the Y-Wing's bigger than the Excelsior ). Also have the X-Wing, Corellian Corvette, and ISD.
I'm one of the wackos that went out and bought the whole collections of SW, ST, and B5 micros. Only thing is my B5 micros are screwed up now because my dog ate my Mimbari Warcruiser

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

Really? I've got one.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-09 01:11pm

Moonshadow wrote:
Hey, I have some of those ST Micro Machines (the Ent-A, Excelsior, and Miranda-class). Course, they regularly lose to my Y-Wing MM (heh...the Y-Wing's bigger than the Excelsior ). Also have the X-Wing, Corellian Corvette, and ISD.
I'm one of the wackos that went out and bought the whole collections of SW, ST, and B5 micros. Only thing is my B5 micros are screwed up now because my dog ate my Mimbari Warcruiser

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

I'll have to look when I go back home on Thursday. I'm just pissed because I lost my Ent-A saucer section.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-09 01:16pm

Moonshadow wrote:
Hey, I have some of those ST Micro Machines (the Ent-A, Excelsior, and Miranda-class). Course, they regularly lose to my Y-Wing MM (heh...the Y-Wing's bigger than the Excelsior ). Also have the X-Wing, Corellian Corvette, and ISD.
I'm one of the wackos that went out and bought the whole collections of SW, ST, and B5 micros. Only thing is my B5 micros are screwed up now because my dog ate my Mimbari Warcruiser

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

I got a really cool white-engined one.
For once I have something rare.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-12-09 01:26pm

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

I have only the common blue-engine model

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-12-09 03:13pm

i have both and the fake Pewter-colored SSD! Also a rare ST micro is the non separatable GCS. The last 2 packs of B5 micros are rare and only was on the market for 6 months. ( they include the Centari Liner, the Atmospheric shuttle, the Twin Hulled Narn Cruiser, Earth Force One and two others i can't remember)

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-12-09 05:31pm

also about the ISD micro. Is it the White engine one or the Blue engine one? I heard the white engine ones are rare as hell.

Heh, cool. I have a white.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-09 05:38pm

Darth Wong wrote:Another fine way to piss off a Trekkie is to pretend to be interested in Trek, and then demonstrate horrendous ignorance of Trek by confusing it with other sci-fi series.

For example:

"Oh, I love Star Trek! Vader is the coolest bad-guy ever, and the Vorlons kick ass!"

[Kennedy voice] And, uh, may the Force be with you! [/Kennedy voice]