Quark Apprecation Day

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-31 01:52pm

While we all may have our diffrances and our problems at the end of the day when writing a story or planing the conquest of a Unverise in the end who do you turn towards?

Quark

When you don't know where you are and need a map which Gas Station do you stop at?

Quark's

When you have a job that you need done and need somone to do it who do you go to?

Quark

If world domination is your game but your not sure where that world is who do your turn towards?

Quark

On the basies of these and many other reasons I wish to prupose an Offical Quark Apprecation day that hopefuly will unite all SW, ST, B5, And yes Even Culture and 40k Fans togther under one banner to celebrate for one day the nice helpful Big eared Guy that is Quark

Do I have any seconds on the motion?

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2002-07-31 02:43pm

He was the best darn actor in all of DS9, despite having a ludicrously one-sided character.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-07-31 02:48pm

Yes.
*shoots quark in the chest several times*

Oh dear, what did I doo!!!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-31 02:50pm

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-31 03:07pm

Yes.
*shoots quark in the chest several times*

Oh dear, what did I doo!!!

Simple you cued the automatic Trekybabble machine to begin the next Time Travel Event!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-07-31 04:55pm

Oh nooo!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-01 06:42pm

*Bump to the top get some peoeple intrested

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-01 09:29pm

He was a dirty, underhanded, thief who smuggled arms and ran a seedy bar.

In other words he was the best ST character since Kirk.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-01 10:09pm

Q for his quickness to exploit you
U for his unending lust for wealth
A for his avaricious nature
R for his rip-offs, cons and scams
K for his keys to destroying the federation that he sells to any expansionistic empire which comes from another sci-fi universe to obliterate Star Trek
put them together and it spells QUARK

and now a paid advertisement on behalf of our sponsor:
Are you a galactic dictator?
Do you have Legions Of Terror that are currently not gainfully employed?
Have you just not had the time to obliterate those self-righteous hewmons that dominate the federation and cut into my profit margin?
Well have I got a deal for you.
I understand how difficult it can be to find a decent information broker, depending on your circumstances, it could take you years to find your way to my bar after traversing the wormhole, ripping a gap in space-time, getting dropped here by Q, whatever.
Well, now your troubles are over, as long as you buy my new book: Quark's Guide to Conquering the Alpha Quadrant on a Whim. Included are maps painstakingly gathered by starfleet for a hundred years describing every star, planet, gravitational anomaly, and wierd swirly glowing thing they have ever encountered. No longer will you have to spend years carefully mapping routes to swoop upon innocent planets. Nevr again will you have to overwork your intelligence department doing threat and technology assesments. Also included, for no additional cost that you are aware of, is a complete technology assesment of everything implausible device ever used by starfleet that they have completely forgotten about after the crisis has passed. All of this and more can be yours for only 100 bars of latinum, or equivalent, and 10% of all earnings ever gained as a result of this conquest, annexation, police action, genocide, whatever. This may seem expensive to you, but just think of how much you will have saved in time and resources by simply skipping the first couple of tedious steps, and getting straight to the looting. Do the smart thing, let me help you out,
Quark, son of Keldar
the promenade , DS9
bajoran system
United Federation of Planets, Alpha Quadrant
Milky Way Galaxy

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-08-01 10:15pm

and now a paid advertisement on behalf of our sponsor:
Are you a galactic dictator?
Do you have Legions Of Terror that are currently not gainfully employed?
Have you just not had the time to obliterate those self-righteous hewmons that dominate the federation and cut into my profit margin?
Well have I got a deal for you.
I understand how difficult it can be to find a decent information broker, depending on your circumstances, it could take you years to find your way to my bar after traversing the wormhole, ripping a gap in space-time, getting dropped here by Q, whatever.
Well, now your troubles are over, as long as you buy my new book: Quark's Guide to Conquering the Alpha Quadrant on a Whim. Included are maps painstakingly gathered by starfleet for a hundred years describing every star, planet, gravitational anomaly, and wierd swirly glowing thing they have ever encountered. No longer will you have to spend years carefully mapping routes to swoop upon innocent planets. Nevr again will you have to overwork your intelligence department doing threat and technology assesments. Also included, for no additional cost that you are aware of, is a complete technology assesment of everything implausible device ever used by starfleet that they have completely forgotten about after the crisis has passed. All of this and more can be yours for only 100 bars of latinum, or equivalent, and 10% of all earnings ever gained as a result of this conquest, annexation, police action, genocide, whatever. This may seem expensive to you, but just think of how much you will have saved in time and resources by simply skipping the first couple of tedious steps, and getting straight to the looting. Do the smart thing, let me help you out,
Quark, son of Keldar
the promenade , DS9
bajoran system
United Federation of Planets, Alpha Quadrant
Milky Way Galaxy

nice, alot like the UED broadcast at the end of the SC broodwar terran campigan. HAHAHA goodbye federation hypocrites.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-01 10:15pm

I'm starting to think this should be a web-wide think from AVAS to space-battles

even the most rabbid of treckys would not disagree with this

Hmm but what day should it be?

Anyone think of any specfic day that had somthing realy intresting happen on it?
Thats connected Financly?

For example what day did Bill Gates hit his highest Net worth, We did the stock market Crash?
When was Caffine oh guardian of all civilsation(You know it 90% of the working popluation consumes some caffine on a daily basis)
Invented?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-01 10:40pm

but wait, there's more, purchase today and we'll give you a free copy of "Section 31, Your Guide to Federation Organisations That Never Existed" for only 50 more bars of latinum

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-08-02 06:35am

Quark is more reasonable character compared to all Starfleet officers combined. Consider this:
- Quark is motivated by MONEY
- Quark is greedy
- Quark is *not* politically correct
- Quark makes his decision based on profit and loss

Of course, in Berman & Braga's Star Trek communist propaganda, such character is easily stereotyped as "evil".

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2002-08-02 07:09am

Quark was my favorite character in that whole TV Series. I can support your Quark Appreciation Day.

Dead on Arrival · Post by **Dead on Arrival** » 2002-08-02 08:11am

Weyoun was cooler, but that might just be because the actor (whose name I can never remember) played Harriman Grey on Babylon 5, HP Lovecraft in Necronomicon, and the spectre of the insane doctor in House on Haunted Hill...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-03 09:24pm

Weyoun was cooler, but that might just be because the actor (whose name I can never remember) played Harriman Grey on Babylon 5, HP Lovecraft in Necronomicon, and the spectre of the insane doctor in House on Haunted Hill...

Saw that movie just a few hours ago I THOUGHT that Doc looked Familar

Now then back to the origonal side-tracked point what day should Quark Day be?

EmperorSolo51 · Post by **EmperorSolo51** » 2002-08-03 09:28pm

ahh, quark's, The Cheers of the Startrek Universe.
**Whitstles the theme to cheers**

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2002-08-03 10:02pm

Dead on Arrival wrote:Weyoun was cooler, but that might just be because the actor (whose name I can never remember) played Harriman Grey on Babylon 5, HP Lovecraft in Necronomicon, and the spectre of the insane doctor in House on Haunted Hill...

One little, two little, three little Weyouns...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-06 09:45am

I've never seen DS9, but I'd support the Idea, since Quark is the closest thing Star Trek comes to Moe Szyslak from "The Simpsons"... imagine the phone pranks people would make....

"Listen to me, you little punk, I'm gonna stamp a Klingon emblem on your butt and send you to Romulus!!"

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-06 11:59am

"Listen to me, you little punk, I'm gonna stamp a Klingon emblem on your butt and send you to Romulus!!"

The sad part is that I laughed sooo much when I read this, I have really got to stop watching ST!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-07 09:48am

hmm, what date to choose, does anyone know the exact day that Judas sold out Jesus?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-09 08:30am

consequences wrote:hmm, what date to choose, does anyone know the exact day that Judas sold out Jesus?

IIRC, it was a friday...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-09 01:11pm

Wouldn't it have been a Thursday night as Jesus was crusified on Friday and rose on Sunday? right? Wrong?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-09 03:53pm

Wouldn't it have been a Thursday night as Jesus was crusified on Friday and rose on Sunday? right? Wrong?

And wheres a bible thumper when you need one...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-10 02:09am

Mr Bean wrote:
Wouldn't it have been a Thursday night as Jesus was crusified on Friday and rose on Sunday? right? Wrong?
And wheres a bible thumper when you need one...

Or even better, a theologist....

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