Most phallic-looking sci-fi vessel??

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 10:40am

In my opinion, it's the LEXX. Or perhaps the Excalibur-class heavy fighter from Wing Commander III.

NOTE: For variety's sake, I've instituted a moratorium on intentionally phallic ships such as the Stratos-Ship from Flesh Gordon and Dr.Evil's ship from Austin Powers II: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Otherwise, nominations are welcome.

Your comments??

(BTW, please don't call me a pervert. I once saw a similar thread at Spacebattles.com and got the idea)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-14 10:42am

If you take the rails off of the Andromeda....

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-14 10:45am

The Lexx is phallic? I don't know what yours looks like but mine does not have two insect eyes and a spinal cord looking thingy.

As for the Excalibur ... it's pretty run of the mill for a fighter.

Most phallic would have to go to the Syreen Penetrator from Star Control. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about, respond.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 10:55am

I think the Penetrator looking that way was intentional. I mean, c'mon look at the name.

Oh, and at a certain angle, the head of the Serenity from Firefly, looks really phallic.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-14 10:57am

neoolong wrote:I think the Penetrator looking that way was intentional. I mean, c'mon look at the name.

Well, it never said unintentional, did it

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 10:58am

Here's a picture of the Excalibur:

Vympel,

The Lexx is phallic? I don't know what yours looks like but mine does not have two insect eyes and a spinal cord looking thingy.

From Badmovies.org's review of LEXX:

"First time observers often have some impure thoughts about what the ship resembles (sickos)."

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 11:04am

Culture ROU (don't know the class) is descibed as most resembling a dildo.

I'll leave it to a vulture to elaborate.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-14 11:08am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
From Badmovies.org's review of LEXX:

"First time observers often have some impure thoughts about what the ship resembles (sickos)."

Is there some deformed-penis subculture I am totally unaware of?

That Excalibur doesn't look nearly as nice as I remember it ... ugh. How memory fogs up when you haven't played a game in ages.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 11:17am

Vympel wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
From Badmovies.org's review of LEXX:

"First time observers often have some impure thoughts about what the ship resembles (sickos)."
Is there some deformed-penis subculture I am totally unaware of?

That Excalibur doesn't look nearly as nice as I remember it ... ugh. How memory fogs up when you haven't played a game in ages.

I think you're remembering what you want to remember.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 11:17am

NecronLord wrote:Culture ROU (don't know the class) is descibed as most resembling a dildo.

I'll leave it to a vulture to elaborate.

The Psychopath-class??

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-14 11:19am

Lancer-Class frigate comes to mind

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 11:23am

Vympel wrote:Most phallic would have to go to the Syreen Penetrator from Star Control. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about, respond.

Do you have a picture of one of those?? I can't find one.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 11:26am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vympel wrote:Most phallic would have to go to the Syreen Penetrator from Star Control. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about, respond.
Do you have a picture of one of those?? I can't find one.

From Star Control II.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 11:37am

I see.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-12-14 11:59am

Anything from Honor Harrington.

GSV Use Psychology · Post by **GSV Use Psychology** » 2002-12-14 12:17pm

"-It looks like a dildo!
-That's appropriate. Armed it can fuck solar systems.
Ulver Seich and the drone Churt Lyne talking about the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit Frank Exchange of Views"

Pretty darn phallic...

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-12-14 12:22pm

Loose the dish and the Discovery from "2001 Space Odyssey" looks like a battery operated anal probe... I have horrible friends...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 12:34pm

Vympel wrote: That Excalibur doesn't look nearly as nice as I remember it ... ugh. How memory fogs up when you haven't played a game in ages.

Perhaps you remember it primarly from WC4. The picture I posted is from WC3.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-14 12:49pm

phongn wrote:Anything from Honor Harrington.

I've got to agree. Any Honor-verse impeller-wedge driven ship has to look like a double ended dildo by default. I wonder if that was intentional.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-12-14 01:13pm

Uhm, are we forgetting DR EVIL'S rocket??????

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 01:30pm

SolidSnake wrote:Uhm, are we forgetting DR EVIL'S rocket??????

I actually instituted a moratorium about such ships, as it is abundantly clear that they are intentionally phallic.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-14 02:59pm

The NaT°aCH oNCHLaak Invictus class superdreadnought from my universe looks sorta like a double ended dildo. Give it a couple of Shiva class dreadnoughts as escorts, and there you go...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-14 03:53pm

The front of an X-wing fighter looks a lot like a penis, it even has a "head".

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 04:27pm

aerius wrote:The front of an X-wing fighter looks a lot like a penis, it even has a "head".

Isn't that going a bit too far in seeing analogies....

Oh, never mind.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-14 04:32pm

Most any Pulp era space craft?