1000 Mind Flayers vs. Cthulhu

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1000 Mind Flayers vs. Cthulhu

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What with all the D&D threads going on, I thought I'd make one of my own.

Scenario: The Stars Are Right, sunken R'lyeh rises, and Cthulhu does along with it. However, a thousand mind flayers, half of them regular, half pure psionic, suddenly appear on top of the city.

Who wins?
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I am unfamiliar with Cthulu

But 500 mind flayere using psionics.....yikes

What level?
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1D4 Mind Flayers per round. The fight is over in under 500 rounds. Cthulu gets breakfast in bed.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I am unfamiliar with Cthulu

But 500 mind flayere using psionics.....yikes

What level?
Level 15 for now. If Cthulhu starts winning we'll increase their levels.
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Cthulhu's hunger is barely dented by the eating of so many lesser life forms.

He then goes on to eat Japan.
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They bow down and worship him as there creator
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They launch some puny attack against Cthulhu which is just enough for him to actually notice them.. which in turns leads them to having their brains fried and they become breakfast :)
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