The Yuuzahn Vong vs. the Asgard

TrekWarsie · Post by **TrekWarsie** » 2002-12-29 08:21am

The Yuuzahn Vong have found a rift that opens into our space and they have encountered the Asgard from Stargate SG-1. The Vong decide that the Asgard embrace technology and since they are not like the Yuuzahn Vong, the Asgard must either be forced to join or they are to be destroyed.

The Yuuzahn Vong then attack the Asgard and a war ensues.

Who would win?

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-29 09:01am

This some kind of joke, right?
I don't see the Vong wining this...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-29 09:11am

To quote Thor...

"amplified and broadcast through subspace throughout the known universe"

"The Time Dialation Device generated a field radius of zero point one six light-years...within it time was slowed down by a factor of ten to the fourth power...it was constructed within a very old structure on Hala, the first planet colonised by the Asgard. The devices was encased within a solid neutronium shell, and set with a time delay sufficient to evacuate our entire civilisation."

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-29 03:02pm

the asgard fly from their galaxy to ours in hours if not minutes. Theyre capital ships can literally deconstruct other capitals ship in seconds by using teleporters (which are far more reliable then Trek ones). They can communicate real time with other galaxies and hold teleconferences. They can transfer minds into computers and back into bodies. The list goes on. The Vong would fall in seconds.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-29 03:41pm

NecronLord wrote:To quote Thor...

"amplified and broadcast through subspace throughout the known universe"

"The Time Dialation Device generated a field radius of zero point one six light-years...within it time was slowed down by a factor of ten to the fourth power...it was constructed within a very old structure on Hala, the first planet colonised by the Asgard. The devices was encased within a solid neutronium shell, and set with a time delay sufficient to evacuate our entire civilisation."

Where's that from?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 12:49am

The Vong would get bitchslapped so bad its not even funny.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2002-12-30 03:09am

XaLEv wrote:
NecronLord wrote:To quote Thor...

"amplified and broadcast through subspace throughout the known universe"

"The Time Dialation Device generated a field radius of zero point one six light-years...within it time was slowed down by a factor of ten to the fourth power...it was constructed within a very old structure on Hala, the first planet colonised by the Asgard. The devices was encased within a solid neutronium shell, and set with a time delay sufficient to evacuate our entire civilisation."
Where's that from?

The Ep "Unnatural Selection" I believe. When the Asgard finally stop/deal with the replicator threat.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 04:31pm

It should be noted that "Unnatural Selection" has not aired yet so a spoiler warning should have been placed in that post if indeed it was an excerpt from the episode.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-30 04:33pm

Vertigo1 wrote:It should be noted that "Unnatural Selection" has not aired yet so a spoiler warning should have been placed in that post if indeed it was an excerpt from the episode.

yes it has.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-30 04:34pm

NecronLord wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:It should be noted that "Unnatural Selection" has not aired yet so a spoiler warning should have been placed in that post if indeed it was an excerpt from the episode.
yes it has.

In addition no plot points of any kind were revealed.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 04:38pm

NecronLord wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:It should be noted that "Unnatural Selection" has not aired yet so a spoiler warning should have been placed in that post if indeed it was an excerpt from the episode.
yes it has.

Unnatural Selection is the first episode in the second half of season 6, correct? Well, you know that Scifi channel splits its shows in half so that they air off-season so those of us in the US have to wait several months to see the rest of the season, so if it is the first ep in the last half of the season then no it hasn't aired yet.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-30 04:48pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:It should be noted that "Unnatural Selection" has not aired yet so a spoiler warning should have been placed in that post if indeed it was an excerpt from the episode.
yes it has.
Unnatural Selection is the first episode in the second half of season 6, correct? Well, you know that Scifi channel splits its shows in half so that they air off-season so those of us in the US have to wait several months to see the rest of the season, so if it is the first ep in the last half of the season then no it hasn't aired yet.

It has aired over here. Live with it. There is a universe outside the USA you know.

BTW That is not a spoiler.

Now this is a spoiler

http://clanspqr.com/SG1/Stargate_612.zip

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-30 04:52pm

Every episode from season 1 through season 5 has aired. season 6 is up to Prometheus. Unnatural selection is the episode AFTER prometheus, so it has not aired yet.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-30 04:55pm

NecronLord wrote:It has aired over here. Live with it. There is a universe outside the USA you know.

There is?

Seriously though, you should've taken that into consideration since not everyone lives outside the US. Not everyone reads Stargate rumors or sneek peaks ya know. Try using a little thing called courtesy next time.

Darth_Nader · Post by **Darth_Nader** » 2002-12-30 07:44pm

please go to this site http://www.theforce.net/books/unjoh/dat ... rts-V.hthl

you guys underestimate the Yuuzhan Vong, even though i read and watch alot of the SG series, i say the Vong take this one.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-12-30 07:48pm

Darth_Nader wrote:please go to this site http://www.theforce.net/books/unjoh/dat ... rts-V.hthl

you guys underestimate the Yuuzhan Vong, even though i read and watch alot of the SG series, i say the Vong take this one.

I used to contribute the odd thing to unjoh back before it was absorbed by the " collective known as TFN. So I know quite a bit about them. The vong have some power, but it is largly power in numbers. They loose.

Darth_Nader · Post by **Darth_Nader** » 2002-12-30 07:55pm

nevermind that website i screwed up, this is the site you where whant to go.

http://www.theforce.net/books/unjoh/database

Darth_Nader · Post by **Darth_Nader** » 2002-12-30 07:58pm

the weapons of the Vong are to strong for the Asgard.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-12-30 08:02pm

Darth_Nader wrote:the weapons of the Vong are to strong for the Asgard.

Uhuh. Tell you what, why don't you list for me everything you know about the Asgard then. You know, to demonstrate that for once you know what you are talking about.

The Nomad · Post by **The Nomad** » 2002-12-31 07:05am

I wonder how would Dovin Basals deal with Asgard "Eraser" beam ? Or Asgard transporters ?

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2002-12-31 07:15am

rigtht here ae the things i know about asgards in genral

they are at war with the replicaters
they are the only race thats is more powerful than than the gao'old (sp?)
thay have few ships availble because of fighting
they have impressive firepower on board ships

They have no sense of humour and thay are all clones of a previous generation and never have sex

they named thir flagship the O'neil but blew it up

they do have one advantage witch is that thay have cloaking tech so thats good aginst the vong

well i dont know its would be even if you ask me but i could be swayed towards the Asguard though caue of the superiour tech

well thats all i can come up with in five secounds

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2002-12-31 07:20am

one other thing which is t do with their houmour (or lack of it

)

thay have seveur problems with humour especially human humour and they have problems with Jack O'neil so he makes a perfect hero for them....

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-31 08:41am

The eraser beam was originally going to work in a way similar (though less sadistic) to the Necron Gauss weaponary. As it is it seems to be uber NDF. Very good on biologics and even good on armour.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-31 02:41pm

Nader, you're saying that a race that can screw around with time, and destroy entire star SYSTEMS is weaker than a race that makes their ships out of coral and fire molten rock "missiles" and fart plasma from their capital ships? Excuse me for a minute.... *snickers*

*sounds of extreme laughter echo from a room down the hall*

There, I'm all better now. I just had to get that out of my system.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-31 03:29pm

--they are at war with the replicaters--

Yep. Tho from SOMEONES stupid spoiler about an episode which hasn't even been MADE yet, it seems they defeat the replicators.

--they are the only race thats is more powerful than than the gao'old (sp?)--

Not true. The standard Goa'uld have been defeated by the Tollan (however, in the most recent Tollana episode the planet is overrun by Anubis). The Tollan even GAVE some of their best weapons (which can destroy Goauld ships from planetside) to Earth, unless the shipment was cut short.

Another example would be the Nox, who have defeated the Goauld's attempts to find them numerous times. The Nox have the ability to cloak themselves as well as entire FLOATING CITIES.

The League of Races (which is made up of the Ancients, Nox, Furlings, and Asgard) is easilly capable of destroying the Goauld, however we have only seen the Asgard and Nox. The other two are unknown, but the Ancients created the stargate network (the Goauld can't create stargates AFAIK) and made things sch as fucked up time travel devices, etc.

Another power capable of fucking with the Goauld are the Rheetouh which are incapable of being used as hosts and are natural invisible to humans. The race that Oma Desala comes from is capable of manipulating nature, can form human bodies etc, can make stargates work or not with a thought, and they known quite alot about various technologies capable of destroying the Goauld.

--thay have few ships availble because of fighting--

True. Most of their ships are tied up engaging the Replicators. Tho they always seem to be able to spare a few.

--they have impressive firepower on board ships--

They have impressive firepower regardless. A single Asgard ship is capable of deconstructing 3+ pyramid ships using teleporters alone. Unknown on their actual firepower, but the Tollan have ground based weapons capable of destroying or disabling Goauld ships, and the Tollan are nowhere near as powerful as the Asgard, who think nothing of the Goauld, atleast when they're not preoccupied with the Replicators.