Puuchuu (plural: Puuchuus) are small, golden-furred rodents approximately one meter in height. They were first encountered by ACROSS in Earth Year 1998 (Excel Saga 02).
Main warship appears to be large cheesewedge-shaped space vessels more than 500 meters in length. They are commanded by feudal lords, who carry futon beaters and control their ship as their own private fiefdom.
Each warship carries a substantial complement of warriors, who use their futon beaters, as well as their beam weapons (which resemble blowdryers) to devastating effect. One of these small, hand weapons severely damaged the Puuchuu mothership.
A smaller vessel, about the size of a standard shuttlecraft, is also used. Senior Excel Saga approprieated one of these during her boarding operations.
The primary characteristic of Puuchuus, besides their startling resemblance to teddy bears, is their legendary "cuteness" power. They use this to devastating effect against unprepared foes. Despite this, Puuchuus should not be underestimated. They are vicious, tribal warriors and will use any means to secure victory. It is standard procedure for Puuchuus to use any means necessary to overwhelm their enemies, especially sheer force of numbers.
A renegade sect of Puuchuus were also rumored to be hiding out beneath the sewers of F Prefecture, F City, Japan, but these have not been confirmed. It was reported their social leader was a large, insectoid-like "queen" who sucked the life force out of subdued prisoners.
In this scenario, a force of fully-armed Puuchuus faces off against a force of equal-numbered Clonetroopers on Geonosis (which I understand to be approximately a million). Although there are no ground vehicles, equal numbers of troopships on each side lay in orbit where they are at the disposal of the ground troops. (I don't know how many were at Geonosis, so I'll just say 500).
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Puchuus vs. Clonetroopers
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Puchuus vs. Clonetroopers
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OMG what the fuck kind of dumbass thread is this? What an idiotic, moronic piece of shit question! It is blantantly obvious that the Puuchuus would win. As we can all no doubt see, the Puuchuus are a superior race. No puny clone army could possibly stand a chance against an obviously more advanced species. And given stormtroopers performance against primitive teddy bears...
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I know Attack of the Clones wasn't that great of a movie, but not even the Clonetroopers deserve the absolutely brutal curbstomping that they are going to suffer at the hands of the Puchcuus.
The Puchuus are actually MORE powerful than you say they are. Later on, the REAL Puchuu force arrives with Puchuu-Harlock and Puchuu-Emeraldes. There's also Excel piloting a Puchuu-Gundam.
The Puchuus are actually MORE powerful than you say they are. Later on, the REAL Puchuu force arrives with Puchuu-Harlock and Puchuu-Emeraldes. There's also Excel piloting a Puchuu-Gundam.
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The annoying thing about Pokemon is that a well-picked group of them are, actually, freaking powerful and can actually take down people like Clonetroopers.
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