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LadyTevar wrote:<snip>
Cai is about 240-260. He looks like a slightly-plump nerd.
Mathis is about 260, large chest, I think a 40x34 jeans.
Orge is over 300, and built like a fridge.
Cunneda is over 300, and chubby.
There's no way that the first two guys listed have ~50" chests. Unless they are 5 foot high or shorter. I'm around that weight category and no way is my chest even close to 50 inches. :)
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What's slightly ironic is that the most intelligent discussion started by the leetninja happens after he's banned. :P
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Enigma wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:<snip>
Cai is about 240-260. He looks like a slightly-plump nerd.
Mathis is about 260, large chest, I think a 40x34 jeans.
Orge is over 300, and built like a fridge.
Cunneda is over 300, and chubby.
There's no way that the first two guys listed have ~50" chests. Unless they are 5 foot high or shorter. I'm around that weight category and no way is my chest even close to 50 inches. :)
Way, dude. As I stated earlier, I measured Cai for a doublet I was sewing for him, and his chest was 54'.

Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
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LadyTevar wrote:...and his chest was 54'.
FIFTY-FOUR FEET?!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!




Sorry, just couldn't let it go. I tried. Failed miserably. *grins and winks*
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I hope you're all happy for yourselves. Mr.Ninja probably cried his eyes out after this thread. Didn't you ever consider that he could have been born with two pairs of gigantic, inflatable man-boobs? :P

Honestly, how can people have 50"+ chests? It seems like that would take superhuman pectorals.
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LadyTevar wrote:Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
Ever run into a comparatively little guy by the name of Dan McGee at these events?
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Demiurge wrote:I hope you're all happy for yourselves. Mr.Ninja probably cried his eyes out after this thread. Didn't you ever consider that he could have been born with two pairs of gigantic, inflatable man-boobs? :P

Honestly, how can people have 50"+ chests? It seems like that would take superhuman pectorals.
he's locked out and the thread's in the HoS. you can't view the HoS without logging in. :P
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Demiurge wrote:I hope you're all happy for yourselves. Mr.Ninja probably cried his eyes out after this thread. Didn't you ever consider that he could have been born with two pairs of gigantic, inflatable man-boobs? :P
Or one gigantic mouth that he ran off one too many times.
Honestly, how can people have 50"+ chests? It seems like that would take superhuman pectorals.
My brother has a 47" chest, he's only 5'7", and he's not fat, nor does he do steroids or consider himself world-class. But to add another 8" without putting on any more weight is no mean feat, especially when one can supposedly do it just by "flexing" :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:<snip>
Way, dude. As I stated earlier, I measured Cai for a doublet I was sewing for him, and his chest was 54'.

Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
How tall is Cai?

I'm 5'7" and weigh between 250 and 260lbs and my chest is 48".
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Zaia wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:...and his chest was 54'.
FIFTY-FOUR FEET?!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!




Sorry, just couldn't let it go. I tried. Failed miserably. *grins and winks*
*sigh* my fault... 54"
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Phil Skayhan wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
Ever run into a comparatively little guy by the name of Dan McGee at these events?
What Kingdom and Barony?
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Enigma wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:<snip>
Way, dude. As I stated earlier, I measured Cai for a doublet I was sewing for him, and his chest was 54'.

Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
How tall is Cai?

I'm 5'7" and weigh between 250 and 260lbs and my chest is 48".
5'10"
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LadyTevar wrote:
Enigma wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:<snip>
Way, dude. As I stated earlier, I measured Cai for a doublet I was sewing for him, and his chest was 54'.

Mathis is larger than Cai. Then comes Cunneda, then Ogre. There are bigger men than Ogre in the SCA as well.... like Mountain, but he's a Tu-Chuk so I've only seen him at Pennsic War every August.
How tall is Cai?

I'm 5'7" and weigh between 250 and 260lbs and my chest is 48".
5'10"
?? That would mean either the fat in his body is soft or mine is really packed in (if so, not good.).
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