The new world

Tiger Ace · Post by **Tiger Ace** » 2005-08-09 03:43pm

Just a side note, no one will change your title, except The Messiah in his own mind.

And you couldn't do it yourself, not without breaking the law.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-08-09 03:44pm

It's Stewie part deux!

Yay!!!

muse · Post by **muse** » 2005-08-09 04:26pm

Jake99 wrote: What I do is reduce stress which is Americas silent killer. What I did everywhere I went was solve the problems that the union and the company was upset with and no one ever complained again. The chaos and stress went away and peace and prosperity remained. Yes I recommend Communism and just because an idiot and a murderer tried it once before and failed does not mean its not the way.

All together now!

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Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-08-09 05:36pm

Jake99 wrote: I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

Then doesn't that mean you probably couldn't do it yourself?

I've never heard of a communist Fundie before, this is bordering on silly now. And we have an official claim that he is the Messiah, which many people have had in the past and many of them are now wearing them fancy sleeveless t shirts.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-08-09 05:37pm

"Urban" Edit: Muse, that song makes me want to injure people...

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-08-09 05:53pm

Stalin was right! God doesn't exist, and he's a communist!

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-09 05:58pm

So he's gone from revolutionising the way American companies work to mediating between the Union and the Board?

Also, what the fuck do fatalities in China and the divorce rate among Christians have to do with t3h 3v1ls 0f kap1tal1zm!11?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-08-09 06:01pm

Jake99 wrote:I will get some court docs scannned and try and post them. You are right any 15 year old can do this but I am 50 and did not learn how to do this stuff.

Odd, considering your claim to be exceptionally skilled at solving problems. This is a trivial problem; in fact, there are clearly written instructions in English which tell you how to do it.

You are right that I worked in the Twinkie factories and I was a Production Superintendent who also fixed or directed the repair of all machines and systems. I dont even have a college degree and they wanted me to manage the largest facilities. I must be a dummy, and they just overlooked the college grads with masters degrees.

The fact that idiots are sometimes put in charge of much more intelligent people who actually do all of the work is not new; it's called "the power of kissing upper management's ass ... with tongue".

What I do is reduce stress which is Americas silent killer. What I did everywhere I went was solve the problems that the union and the company was upset with and no one ever complained again. The chaos and stress went away and peace and prosperity remained. Yes I recommend Communism and just because an idiot and a murderer tried it once before and failed does not mean its not the way. The way you do business causes all of the stress and wars.

Why aren't Canada and the US at war, then? We both use the same horrible war-causing system, don't we? Why are all of the wars around the world in or with places that do not use our system? I'll give you a hint: property rights do not cause anywhere near as much stress as poverty and ignorance.

Stats like 9 out of 10 small businesses fail in the first 5 years and over 200,000 people dying in the work places of China per year as well as 70% divorce rate amoung Christians speaks load and clear of the success of Capitalism.

What the fuck does Christianity have to do with Capitalism? And what the fuck do China's workers have to do with Capitalism either? And for that matter, what's wrong with 9 out of 10 small businesses failing in the first 5 years? Are you suggesting that a properly designed system would result in 100% of businesses succeeding no matter how inefficient, stupid, poorly marketed, or misguided they are?

Only with superior weapons can you spread such a viscious sytem to the world. The US is the worlds largest polluter and resourse user and you want me to understand and support your economic systems. Your systems are manpower and resourse inefficient which is what all industries try and eliminate. Your systems require gambling and corruption to run them, such as the stock market, lotteries, casinos and sports betting. Get real you are the anti christ and I dont care how your system works because I would never endorse that which causes this. Resourses are scarce because you manage them poorly nothing more. I don't have enough lobsters to go around but if you farm them we will have far more than we do now. I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am. I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » 2005-08-09 06:15pm

Jake99 wrote:I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am.

Um...if you are the messiah (not that i believe you by the way) why make a big deal about it? Jesus never made it a big deal. He didn't hide it, but he didn't go around telling people, do this, do that, and this is what you should do because i'm right. No, he stopped at a town, and if he was wanted, he sayed and taught, if he wasn't wanted, he dusted off his sandles and marched to the next town.

It's time for you to dust your sandles, your getting obsene and even I know this.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-08-09 06:23pm

When I feel bad about myself, I surf here to see if I can find some people to laugh at. Sadly it is a habit I am getting used to, I should honestly be feeling sorry you Jake99. Either you are troll, which I can't believe since you've wasted so much of your own time, or you really do think you are the saviour. If you are, just step back a minute, take a deep breath, and take an honest look at yourself. If you do still believe you are mankind's saviour, I honestly suggest you see a doctor.

Brian

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-08-09 06:29pm

Jake99 wrote:I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am.

Suppose for the sake of argument that we were to agree to this; does that mean we get to beat you half to death, nail you to a cross, leave you there to writhe in agony for 6 hours or so and then stab you with a really long spear?

And if you really are the messiah, shouldn't you have the power to just make it happen? Instead of asking us poor pathetic mortals, "Pretty please?"

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2005-08-09 06:30pm

I feel sorry for you Jake.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-08-09 06:55pm

SecondStorm wrote:I feel sorry for you Jake.

I don't.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2005-08-09 07:08pm

Jake99 wrote:I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am. I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

For the ignorant among you here (We're looking at you, mister -5 vs Reality) what you have is an offensive custom title which is meant to be derisive. Frankly, it is descriptive of your contribution to this board. You have neither the postcount, nor the positive contribution to this board necessary to request a good custom title.

In short, please make 2500 useful posts to the board and be known for something other than our radical pro-communist chewtoy before asking again.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-08-09 07:19pm

You know, Jake, it's idiots like you that showed me that religion is inherently moronic and completely worthless. Which is why I am agnostic. Why, O great messiah, would you waste your time on an internet webboard, chastizing those who, in your mind, have inferior moral and social views, when you should be healing the sick, performing miracles, and general evengelification? It's good to know that the all-powerful creator of the universe has his priorities straight.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-08-09 08:46pm

Blithering moron wrote: What I do is reduce stress which is Americas silent killer. What I did everywhere I went was solve the problems that the union and the company was upset with and no one ever complained again. The chaos and stress went away and peace and prosperity remained.

Nonsense! I have a far better way to reduce stress!

"Sir, thetans sighted off the port bow!"
"Thetans?! They cause stress! Quickly, we must expel them! Find me a $cientologi$t!
"You called?"
"yes, comrade $cientologist! Help me expel my thetans! They are causing my stress!"
'Sure thing, just grab this stress meter here....OOOGA BOOOGA, THETANS GO AWAY!!!! OOOGA BOOGA, GO AWAY, THETANS!!! GO AWAY, XENU SCUM!!! FREE THIS BODY FROM STRESS!!!!. There, all done. That will be $5000."
"Sure thing, anything for the Church of Hubbard!"

See, much faster, better, and more sane than your method. And no communism involved, either.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-08-09 09:37pm

Jake99 wrote:Get real you are the anti christ and I dont care how your system works because I would never endorse that which causes this. Resourses are scarce because you manage them poorly nothing more. I don't have enough lobsters to go around but if you farm them we will have far more than we do now.

The Anti-Christ? Awh. That sounds like someone totally running out of anything to say. You don't care how capitalism works? That's not very surprising, given how dead wrong and incredibly ignorant you've shown yourself to be. Also, guess why some resources (such as lobsters) are scarce? Hint: It's not the system. It's the fact that sometimes, RESOURCES ARE SCARCE. Excuse me while I roll around naked in diamonds now, back at Corrupt Capitalist Headquarters.

Jake99, Messiah of Crack Hallucinations wrote: I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am. I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-08-09 09:38pm

... Wow. Where did this guy come from?

Ah well. I thoroughly approve of the title.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-08-09 09:40pm

Jake99 wrote:I will get some court docs scannned and try and post them.

Good. Do so; however, I'm not holding out any hope you're actually going to do it. You've been blabbering bullshit for twelve posts, and backed up none of it.

You are right any 15 year old can do this but I am 50 and did not learn how to do this stuff.

Aww, cry me a fucking river. You can find instructions all over the place; in fact, there are instructions right on the fucking image site. No pity here.

You are right that I worked in the Twinkie factories and I was a Production Superintendent who also fixed or directed the repair of all machines and systems. I dont even have a college degree and they wanted me to manage the largest facilities. I must be a dummy, and they just overlooked the college grads with masters degrees.

Good for you. Why the fuck would a college grad with a master's degree want to fix or oversee maintenance and repairs to machinery?

What I do is reduce stress which is Americas silent killer. What I did everywhere I went was solve the problems that the union and the company was upset with and no one ever complained again. The chaos and stress went away and peace and prosperity remained.

Stress: the Silent Killer. As opposed to what? Heart disease? Stress does not cause death, retard.

And you think communism is stressful. Asinine idiot.

Yes I recommend Communism and just because an idiot and a murderer tried it once before and failed does not mean its not the way.

Translation: "Just because it's failed time and time again doesn't mean it doesn't work".

You crack me up, moron.

The way you do business causes all of the stress and wars.

Then why the fuck is the entire Western civilization not torn by war? Here's a hint: Iraq doesn't count.

Stats like 9 out of 10 small businesses fail in the first 5 years...

Why is that a bad thing? I'm willing to bet 90% of small businesses are badly run and inefficient.

BTW, you pulled this statistic out of your ass: This (Warning: PDF) source begs to differ:

The data show that, across the sectors, 66 percent of new establishments were still in existence 2 years after their birth, and 44% were still in existence 4 yeras after. It is not surprising that most of the new establishments disappeared within the first 2 years after their birth, and then only a smaller percentage disappeared in the subsequent 2 years.

That's right, -5 vs reality, 56% of startups were in business after 4 years. Unless you expect me to believe 46% of all entrepreneurial establishments go out of business in their fifth year, I'm willing to say you're a lying fucktard. If you do expect me to believe that, I'm going to go further and say you're delusionally full of shit.

...and over 200,000 people dying in the work places of China per year...

Has it occurred to you that maybe this is because China is a recovering communist state? I'd like you to back up this statistic, too.

...as well as 70% divorce rate amoung Christians speaks load and clear of the success of Capitalism.

Sure, let's blame social problems on economic systems. That'll work out really nicely. Post hoc, anyone?

Only with superior weapons can you spread such a viscious sytem to the world.[/quote

I didn't know capitalism was a fluid.

The US is the worlds largest polluter and resourse user and you want me to understand and support your economic systems.
Why is the US the world's largest resource user? Because the US is the wealthiest nation in the world. Why is the US the wealthiest nation in the world? Because of our economic system.

QED.

Your systems are manpower and resourse inefficient which is what all industries try and eliminate.
Back up this bullshit.

Your systems require gambling and corruption to run them, such as the stock market, lotteries, casinos and sports betting.
Let's see: casinos (from here) generated about $50 billion. Assuming lotteries and sports betting generate about the same revenue, and throwing $50 billion in to inflate the revenue for good measure, gambling comes out to about $200 billion/year. The US GDP for 2004 was $11.75 trillion (CIA World Factbook). Elementary math demonstrates gambling revenue is 1.7% of the US economy. Whoops, there goes your bullshit!

To slam home my point, idiot: $11.75 trillion is 60% greater than China's income, which is the second largest economy in the world. Do you think that's a coincidence? The US economy is gigantic precisely because of our free market capitalist economy.

Get real you are the anti christ and I dont care how your system works because I would never endorse that which causes this.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a first-class Wall of Ignorance here:

Resourses are scarce because you manage them poorly nothing more.
So if you manage them efficiently, they become infinite? You're even more of a moron than I thought.

I don't have enough lobsters to go around but if you farm them we will have far more than we do now.
And how do we distribute them? Trade. Fuck, you can't even dream up an unflawed analogy!

I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am.
You're a blaspheming lying cunt.

I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

You're threatening to hack an Admin. account if you knew how to? That's a good way to get banned.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-08-09 09:41pm

Rogue 9 wrote:... Wow. Where did this guy come from?

Assassin X's sockpuppet introduced him, and Jake666 stayed on after the sockie got banned. It's all in the first three pages of the thread.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-08-09 09:48pm

Jake99 wrote:I will get some court docs scannned and try and post them. You are right any 15 year old can do this but I am 50 and did not learn how to do this stuff.

What a surprise.

Jake99 wrote:You are right that I worked in the Twinkie factories and I was a Production Superintendent who also fixed or directed the repair of all machines and systems. I dont even have a college degree and they wanted me to manage the largest facilities. I must be a dummy, and they just overlooked the college grads with masters degrees. What I do is reduce stress which is Americas silent killer. What I did everywhere I went was solve the problems that the union and the company was upset with and no one ever complained again. The chaos and stress went away and peace and prosperity remained.

Blah, blah, blah. If you can't back up your credentials they don't count for shit. Not that they would prove your asinine economic model viable even if you could back them up, mind you, nor would they prove that you are the Messiah. In short, I don't give a shit.

Jake99 wrote:Yes I recommend Communism and just because an idiot and a murderer tried it once before and failed does not mean its not the way.

You absolute moron. You didn't bother to try and understand any of my and Surlethe's points, did you? Apparently, you are either too lazy to read them, too dishonest to acnowledge them or too stupid to understand them, or a combination of some or all of these.

Jake99 wrote:The way you do business causes all of the stress and wars.

Once again, PROVE THIS ASSERTION, FUCKWIT.

Jake99 wrote:Stats like 9 out of 10 small businesses fail in the first 5 years and over 200,000 people dying in the work places of China per year as well as 70% divorce rate amoung Christians speaks load and clear of the success of Capitalism.

Since when is capitalism to blame for Christianity's screwups? China's failings are due to a poor human rights situation, not capitalism. The number of businesses failing is better than maintaining inefficient businesses and the economic drain on society which would occour the case if they were propped up. Businesses failing is NOT a sign of inefficiency, it is a manifestation of inefficient firms being eliminated.

Jake99 wrote:Only with superior weapons can you spread such a viscious sytem to the world.

Bullshit. The capitalist system spreads because people recognize that it is more efficient. Provided they don't have their heads stuck up their asses, that is.

Jake99 wrote:The US is the worlds largest polluter and resourse user and you want me to understand and support your economic systems.

I want you to understand what you are criticizing, yes. And a bit of understainding of economics in general wouldn't hurt if you are trying to introduce a new system.

You see, economics is about economic systems in general, not just capitalism. Trying to build a system without knowledge of economics is like building a house without proper knowledge of structural engineering. THAT is why communism failed: it was based on a flawed theory, it was NOT simply America's arsenal.

Jake99 wrote:Your systems are manpower and resourse inefficient which is what all industries try and eliminate.

If you had been paying attention, you would know that capitalism is NOT inefficient.

Jake99 wrote:Your systems require gambling and corruption to run them, such as the stock market, lotteries, casinos and sports betting.

Jake99 wrote:Get real you are the anti christ and I dont care how your system works because I would never endorse that which causes this.

I see. You simply refused to read my and Surlethe's points. Well, well. Then perhaps you can explain why the flying fuck anyone should participate in debate with you if you simply ignore their points, you dishonest little worm.

Jake99 wrote:Resourses are scarce because you manage them poorly nothing more.

This is just moronic.

Jake99 wrote:I don't have enough lobsters to go around but if you farm them we will have far more than we do now.

Wow. If we farm lobsters, we will have more of them. What a revelation. Well, here's one for you, dipshit. TIME IS A SCARCE RESOURCE. If people spend more of their time farming lobsters, they will spend less time doing other things like raising cattle, growing wheat, mining iron ore, recycling plastics, etc, etc, etc. I have already pointed this type of tradeoff to you in the Robinson Crusoe example.

Jake99 wrote:I want my title changed to "The Messiah" which is who I am. I could probably do it myself but again I do not have education in that field either.

Awww. Poor widdle messiah can't change his title. Tough shit, fool.

PS: At the very least you can LEARN TO USE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS, YOU SIMPERING RETARD.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2005-08-09 10:03pm

Jake99 wrote:<snip>

So I take it that means you haven't done anything that no one else can?

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2005-08-09 10:34pm

Sadly enough there are people who think that communism is a good economic system. When countered with examples such as Cuba where many people cannot go back because of the risk of imprisonment, they usualy say that in theory Communism is a good system. They say that humans are incapable of fully bringing about Marx's utopia. Then sadly enough, there are people who have irrational delusions of grand levels. I think that Jake99 is either retarded or a bored teen who wants somthing to do in his spare time. I guess trolling a board is his idea of fun.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-08-10 02:25am

Trekdestroyer wrote: I guess trolling a board is his idea of fun.

Yours too.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-08-10 02:27am

Now now. As retarded as some of the posters in this thread may be, the "no vendetta" rule is still in place. Cease the flaming of all but Jake99.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

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