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Goodness me, a random fellow from across a rather large ocean threatens someone on the other side of said ocean. I am sure Edi will be just shaking with fear as your wrath crosses the pond and smotes him where he stands. Aye, I'm sure everyone will bow down to you, oh yes.

By the way, your doing a damn good impression of a stereotype. Do you do this regularly?
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All the smart money says he was bullshitting just to get a rise out of people from the very first post.
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Joker wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
So, who are you? An angry midget? A guy with a beer gut that spills over his waistband? A pasty teen in his mom's Dorito-encrusted basement? A punk with spiked hair and lowrider jeans who could beat up a 12-year-old but shakes in fear when he confronts anyone taller than 5'8? Considering that you're threatening someone who has served in the military, you better rethink that statement.
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chitoryu12 wrote:
Joker wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
So, who are you? An angry midget? A guy with a beer gut that spills over his waistband? A pasty teen in his mom's Dorito-encrusted basement? A punk with spiked hair and lowrider jeans who could beat up a 12-year-old but shakes in fear when he confronts anyone taller than 5'8? Considering that you're threatening someone who has served in the military, you better rethink that statement.
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Joker wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
:lol: :lol:

please educate us on why I should so afraid of you, I'm neither small or that weak and while I'm rusty as hell I've practiced judo is the past so I'm not a total push over in a fight, but then I also don't feel the urge to threaten people over the internet f they disagree with me.

oh btw did I mention I'm ex-military ofc pretty much most of the men my age in here are and my duty wasn't that dangerous but then I also don't feel use it as anything really

and then there's the atlantic ocean but I'm giving you the benefit of dout (which is frankly more then you deserve).
All the smart money says he was bullshitting just to get a rise out of people from the very first post.
oh well fake or not is postruting provides some entertainment
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Saying something like if you only knew knew who you're dealing with is a nothing more than a child's narcissistic delusion of grandeur. And a funny one at that.

Run along, kid. :lol:
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Joker wrote:I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with a group of Nazi's.
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Apparently, we're "Nazis" because someone moved your thread from one forum to another! Maybe you should go to the Human Rights Watch or Amnesty International, and lodge a formal complaint that your rights have been violated. Or perhaps you should go to the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and tell them that you had one of your threads moved, so you now understand what it was like to experience the Nazi Holocaust. Perhaps you can have us brought up on charges in the Hague!
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Joker wrote:
chitoryu12 wrote:
Joker wrote: You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
So, who are you? An angry midget? A guy with a beer gut that spills over his waistband? A pasty teen in his mom's Dorito-encrusted basement? A punk with spiked hair and lowrider jeans who could beat up a 12-year-old but shakes in fear when he confronts anyone taller than 5'8? Considering that you're threatening someone who has served in the military, you better rethink that statement.
Where's his army now? Iraq, that's where. He's here alone!
wrong, you see I'm not a citizen of the United States of America, but citizen of the Republic of Finland besides I don't need friends to deal with punks with over inflated ego, you see dispite being 192 cm (about 6'4'') I've been bullied in the past and I got over it by realizing that punks like you who did the bulling were only conpensating for something.
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well that was quick.

I was hoping we could use him as a chewtoy for a little while.
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Actually, I don't think he fits the bully profile. The way he instantly cried "persecution" suggests to me that he's more of a mama's boy, and he usually runs to a teacher and cries when he wants to get someone in trouble.
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Darksider wrote:well that was quick.

I was hoping we could use him as a chewtoy for a little while.
Would have left a bad taste in your mouth, plus you might have got some stupid on you.
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of sorry for the post ban post his grand standing was just too funny to pass and btw anyone else got the feeling this guys were somehow related?
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Darksider wrote:well that was quick.

I was hoping we could use him as a chewtoy for a little while.
Sorry, but when someone screams that he's suffering a Nazi-style persecution because someone moved one of his threads, it's time to flush the turd. Not that anyone will miss another 9/11 Truther moron anyway.
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AdmiralKanos wrote:Actually, I don't think he fits the bully profile. The way he instantly cried "persecution" suggests to me that he's more of a mama's boy, and he usually runs to a teacher and cries when he wants to get someone in trouble.
in my exprience those were the worst bullies when found someone "weaker", of course your experience might differ in this matter.
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Off to Parting shots with this one as well... :lol:
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