did i mention my cyber-nano-enhancements?

[Stewie_D]

hello, my name is Stewart Davies, and i am a major badass!!!

i have a 14 inch long, 3 inch think penis, i get lots of dates, strippers love me, i own hundreds of miles of prime real estate all over the world (including my own private island in iran, and oil fields in antarctica), i'm working on an entelligence enhacement project that will make me smarter than everyone currently alive, and my nanobots heal all wounds i recieve when i'm sneaking through pakistan looking for al kayda (i was responsible for the mission that resulted in osama bin laden dying), and i'm such a good ritter even toes i has teh dlyssexiar, and womens luv how i write theis huge, page lnog paragraphs, i created god, (did i say how big my penis is?)i is teh cool une!!!!!!!!!


H3EEYSA EVERONIES, I CEN RIT IN ALLLLLL CAPSIES@!!!!!!

I NOT A NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBB,,,, NO NOT AT ALL, EVERYONE LOVES ME!!

[That NOS Guy]

0/10

Trolls are lame these days.

[Lord Pounder]

<Sean Connery>I'm waiting to be impressed.</Sean Connery>

[DaveJB]

Dude, you are aware that the whole Stewie saga occurred nearly five years ago, back when people genuinely thought we only had another year of Bushy Boy to go, and that no-one's heard from Stewpid since early-mid 2005 or so? Honestly, there's probably a lot of major users here that weren't even around for that little saga. Why don't you impersonate someone more recent, like the Twinkie Messiah?

[Phantasee]

Why don't you impersonate someone more recent, like the Twinkie Messiah?

I'd like that. I missed out on it the first time.

[Pablo Sanchez]

With the new board update I now have the power to ban accounts.