I Just Read Something Funny

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I Just Read Something Funny

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Hello, everyone! Yes, I still read the board, even though I no longer contribute. I just read something funny in the Imperial Senate forum here:
Darth Wong wrote:Funny how Wayne Poe unabashedly broke the vendetta rule against me a while ago and nobody thought he should be banned. Many people even thought it was excessive to dump him from the Senate.

Maybe it's different when you do it in the name of pro-Americanism, eh?
Precious! I felt I had to correct this historical (hysterical?) revisionism. And I'm even gonna provide links and quotes for everyone too, just for old times sake! Now, I'm going to ASSUME that Mike is referring to the infamous Sheer Fucking Anger And Hatred (Prop 8..) thread above. If I'm incorrect, then please let me know.

If that's the case, and Mike was referring to the Prop 8 thread, and not some other thread, then Mike is rewriting the events of what happened. In this post, Mike trots in with this statement:
Darth Wong wrote:Please, by all means, explain yourself. And not with your usual vague "you know what I'm talking about" allusions, but with specific arguments.
Emphasis mine. It's quite clear that Mike kicked the door in with the big red letter "V" first in that thread, with regard to he and I. At that time, this is the only response I made in kind, in my next post:
Lord Poe wrote:Strap yourselves in, folks, for another round of "Mike's going to pretend to not understand what Wayne is saying and misinterpret the fuck out of the entire post".
After that, there's no question that Mike was fully violating the "vendetta" rule in that thread. First on Chewie:
Darth Wong wrote:Either that or I simply mixed him up with his brother, who said he would vote "Yes" on Prop 8. But hey, you've obviously got your hobby horse to work on.
And then full bore, on me:
Darth Wong wrote:I'm sure you'll hoot and howl and accuse me of various forms of dishonesty for saying this, but I think it just kills you that I've been having a grand old time bashing American political bullshit for pretty much the entire duration of the Bush Administration, especially since the accusations have been pretty much true. After all, if they weren't true, you'd be able to argue against them directly. Instead, you have to attack the way in which I make those criticisms, your perception that I'm being unfair, or biased, etc. You know, all the things you would normally find unacceptable if someone did them to you in a Star Wars vs Star Trek debate.
Well, that's it for now. Have a nice day, everyone!
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Fuck off you sack of shit. Leave your mom's basement and get a life. "Hey look how poignant pathetic my opinion is!"

Hey, did I get the strikethrough thing right? :lol:

And wow, talk about a vendetta. You broke your own self imposed "honorable" exile JUST to come back to make an attack on a single remark Darth Wong made. Classy fatbag. Real classy.
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What was that?
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Good work, Mr. Poe! Now everyone will see that you're a paragon of wisdom and virtue!
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We've all been swayed by this passionate plea of Wayne's. He will certainly find many allies among us!

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ITT we learn poe has had a giant dildo up his ass for the last several months
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Hi Poe!

How's it going?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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I thought this person's account was closed.
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well nobody bats an eye at constant personal and dishonest attacks on me either so i feel his pain

oh wait... it's the internet who cares
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I bat both my eyes dog! :D
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I'm wondering if a video is to follow
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[two-cents]As a recently signed-up member but loooong time lurker... I find all of this quite sad. What saddens me is to see two members (well, one boardmeister and a member) -that over time I learned to admire and respect- get at each other's throats like that. I cannot help but think that though something somewhere obviously went terribly wrong, it shouldn't have happened at all. I'm sure there are sound reasons for things being the way they are, but nevertheless, it's sad.[/two-cents]
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Darth Lucifer wrote:I'm wondering if a video is to follow
:D Mike replacing Karren Traviss?
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Ya know, I used to think Lord Poe was a pretty cool guy.

Now, that belief is shattered.

Wayne, finish growing up, let your testicles descend, and go get laid.

You clearly need it.
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Glad to see you're still hanging around here, Wayne. Lurk or post is, obviously, your choice.

P.S. IIRC Wayne's account was not closed over the Prop 8 brouhaha, and neither Mike nor anyone else in the Senate ever proposed action against him.
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Why is it when I think of Hav and Wayne fighting it looking lake some sort of mutant Mexican battle-hampsters duking it out?
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Why is it when I think of Hav and Wayne fighting it looking lake some sort of mutant Mexican battle-hampsters duking it out?
I was thinking more along the lines of sumo wrestling.
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Fight, tubby bastards! Fight for our amusement!
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General Zod wrote:ITT we learn poe has had a giant dildo up his ass for the last several months
hey, Hey, HEYY!!! That's an insult to all the people who actually _do_ shove dildoes in their ass! ;)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
General Zod wrote:ITT we learn poe has had a giant dildo up his ass for the last several months
hey, Hey, HEYY!!! That's an insult to all the people who actually _do_ shove dildoes in their ass! ;)
Well generally they're physically capable of removing them once they're done.
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General Zod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
General Zod wrote:ITT we learn poe has had a giant dildo up his ass for the last several months
hey, Hey, HEYY!!! That's an insult to all the people who actually _do_ shove dildoes in their ass! ;)
Well generally they're physically capable of removing them once they're done.
Conceded. :P
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General Zod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
General Zod wrote:ITT we learn poe has had a giant dildo up his ass for the last several months
hey, Hey, HEYY!!! That's an insult to all the people who actually _do_ shove dildoes in their ass! ;)
Well generally they're physically capable of removing them once they're done.
Not with those ass cheeks closing up behind it.
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Lord Poe wrote:<snip>
Who the hell are you?
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Interesting; a few months ago Wayne was a respected member of the board. I suppose it's good to know that the Old Boys Club membership can be terminated; you just have to piss Mike off enough for the scavengers to smell blood in the water...
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SancheztheWhaler wrote:Interesting; a few months ago Wayne was a respected member of the board. I suppose it's good to know that the Old Boys Club membership can be terminated; you just have to piss Mike off enough for the scavengers to smell blood in the water...
In my case, it had absolutely nothing to do with Mike. I hate the dumptruck all on my own.
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