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Coiler wrote:He has invited the UAR to base whatever forces they desire in and around his country.
The UAR has accepted his offer, and within 72 hours, the 10th Special Republican Guards Mortar Battalion will be flown in, along with their support equipment.

The 10th SRG Mortar Batallion has between six and eight launchers for their road-mobile SS-20 SABERs.
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Red Technocracy Supreme Council issues emergency communique

The actions of Coilerburg endanger the entier Central Sea, the security of the FUN and all other Central Sea nations.

The Supreme Council warns that the Red Technocracy rapid-reaction 1s Fleet basing in Korolev will enact a blockade of Coilerburg to prevent deadly WMDs from being placed in there.

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- We shall not allow a neo-Cuba, - the Secretary General said slowly, turning to the MESS nations' leaders. - Coilerburg's actions have been clear. He applauded the firing of a nuclear ramjet into the FUN territory, a clear act that would be recognized as agression were it not for the graceful and peaceful nature of the FUN.

- Coiler's insanity must be stopped.
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Astoria, Communications Center

"What a pissant," Shroom muttered upon hearing PFL Iler's proclamation. "After I offered him some of my fighter planes..."

Everyone looked at him.

"What? It's not like none of you haven't sold him anything. Oh, and if he's in the UAR... and if he keeps his bases in Canissia... well..."

Some of the MESS realized that and began muttering their own profanities.

"Anyway, no. I don't want to get into any pissant war with the UAR over some shitty dinosaur-infested dirt heap. Yeah, I was distressed - we may have lost people in Zablania, and there's the fallout to considered.

"If the fallout isn't much, then that's cool. If the UAR offers in helping us clean up the place, then that's also cool. If they give reparations for any lost lives, then that's great. I hope this mess actually helps open up the Saddamistanis so we can actually, you know, talk to them.

"A FUN Force is already on the way to Zablania to ascertain the situation.

"And... well, we're going to have to blockade Coilerburg. Good thinking, Stas."
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"Well, that was...I was going to say unexpected, but it's not, really."

Rufus sighed. "I suppose we can try to appeal to the UAR's sense of reason. Remind them that this time last year they tried to illegally impound Shepnukistani freighters that had just delivered a shipment to Coilerburg, in the process destroying one. And that since the FUN said 'no thanks' to their landgrab in Zablania, and the MESS agreed to that, they're trying to run to the UAR. In the process calling the both of us "tyrannical superpower alliances" despite the fact we have largely been responsible for providing the assets in his 'Great Mobilization'.

"I mean honestly, can you really count on somebody like that? He's just as likely to accept UAR forces to base in his country...then try to seize them the moment he thinks they're in a weaker position."
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"Coilerburg is in a great strategic position for the UAR, though, so I don't know if they won't accept them and simply cut them off the moment he starts acting up. After all, if he tries to seize UAR military assets, he will be completely destroyed, and he knows that."

Paul read the latest batch of radiological reports as he spoke.

"Fortunately, the first round of these reports I got assumed a groundburst nuclear explosion ; And since it wasn't one, and the winds are actually blowing south-southwest...well, looks like there is little danger of contamination from fallout. There was one university expedition from Astoria U there, but we've evacuated them by helicopter. They received only moderate doses."

"So...the big question. Do we blockade Coilerburg? Stas has a point."
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The SSS Flattop makes its way to join the Korolev.

The Mushroom Military of the Sovereignty of Shroomania has deployed the Flattop, along with an escort of destroyers and submarines, to aid the Red Technocracy's 1st Fleet in preparing to blockade Coilerburg after the UAR announced its intentions to set up strategic weapon systems - including ballistic missiles - on the Central Sea island-nation.

"If the UAR does carry out its intentions, then so too shall the Flattop and the Korolev," said FUN Force Commander Cornelius Coot.

In an ironic twist of fate, the nation of Coilerburg has joined the Unified Atomic Republic, an alliance founded by Shepnukistan and Saddamistan.

During Coilerburg's entry into global politics, which coincided with the Nuclear New Year's Nightmare, PFL C.O. Iler authorized his military to attack, board, seize and sink Shepnukistani ships.

Afterwards, he began the 'Great Mobilization' by purchasing weapons systems from the nations of the MESS.

Now he has declared the MESS, and the FUN, to be 'tyrannical superpowers' and is seeking to ally with the UAR.

The instability of the nation of Coilerburg has led to the FUN Force to initiate a blockade around the island - under the intentions to preserve the Central Sea's security and stability.
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PeZook wrote:"So...the big question. Do we blockade Coilerburg? Stas has a point."
"The fact is, nobody has any reason to trust him. Least of all the UAR. Besides, we know how they operate, even if Iler seems to think otherwise. They'll have 'defensive forces' to guard against Iler's loyalty shifting with the wind yet again and trying to seize their equipment."

Rufus shrugged. "And I wouldn't be at all surprised if those 'defensive forces' of theirs was such that they effectively control Coilerburg as a vassal in all but name. Fuck, they might as well declare them a vassal for all Iler could do anything about it.

"I can't speak for the MESS on this, but I'd personally rather not see it happen either. Whether or not Iler realizes it, we'd be doing him a favor not letting the UAR get their foot in his door. He's basically signed away his sovereignty if they get do."
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Shepnukistani Presidental Residence

"Sir, we've received a comminuque from the Shinra Republic, saying that they will allow us to base forces in Coilerburg as long as there are no nuclear weapons, and if inspections are allowed."

"Okay, fine. Signal our willingness to abide by those restrictions."
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Joint Saddamistani-Coilerburgian economic program announced!

As part of the celebration over it's alliance to the UAR, Coilerburg and Saddamistan are in talks over construction of a state of the art, ultramodern baby milk plant to produce Saddam Brand Infant formula, which will be wildly exported...back to Saddamistan.

It is estimated only 1% of all infant formula produced at the Al-Saddam plant will be sold on the open market.
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Coilerburg

Ambassador Szewerewski asked for an audience the moment he heard of PFL Iler's televised adress where he declared his intent to join the UAR. He made his way from the embassy rather quickly - amongst a flurry of activity, with preparations being made to destroy classified documents and FUN code tables - just in case. The protective detail at the PeZookian embassy was rather large, company sized, but Coilerburg could still seize the building if they really wanted to.

The Ambassador was made to wait - hard to say if it was done to make a point, or simply because a lot of people wanted to speak with the President. Nevertheless, he waited patiently. This was far too important.

When he was finally ushered into the President's office, he wasted no time.

"Mr. President, I would like to express the grave concern that my government hold due to your decision. While we respect your sovereign right to join alliances in any way you wish, giving permission to base weapons of mass destruction on your soil constitutes a grave threat to the FUN, especially since your rhetoric is clearly showing you hold the FUN to be a belligerent. My government has instructed me to respectfully request you do not give the UAR permission to base ballistic missiles and chemical, nuclear or biological weapon systems on your soil. Otherwise, the FUN will have to undertake action in order to ensure the future security of our people."

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Amelia, PeZookia

The six PeZookian navy ships have not left port in some time now ; Enjoying a period of downtime for maintenance, crew training and modernization of some systems.

Now, with renewed tensions, they were being hastily prepared to leave. Most importantly, commanders of all six vessels receive two envelopes. One contained operational orders to join the blockade ; With clear instruction not to fire on any UAR ships which tried to run the cordon unless specifically instructed by Astoria to do so, or fired upon. The ROE was "leaked" purposefully to known Shepnukistani agents in PeZookia.

The second envelope each commander was given was sealed and marked with "Open only in case of war".

Similar things were happening all over. Freshly constructed JASD command posts recalled their staffers and began collating information from all involved countries, launch batteries ran pre-launch drills. The long-ranged ASMs were not deployed to launch batteries at this time, but four Mig-29 planes were prepped for takeoff and placed on ramp at the Paradiso Island Airbase. Just in case.

(OOC: To clarify, no PeZookian naval ships have actually been ordered to leave port yet, and they won't since the UAR declared it's willing to not place nukes in Coilerburg)
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Royal Palace, Astoria

An aide handed President Shinra a piece of paper. Well, that was quick.

He coughed lightly to get everyone's attention. "So we asked the UAR if they would not base nuclear weapons in Coilerburg. I do believe that also implies other WMDs but we'll ask to be sure. And they'll allow us inspections to make sure. The UAR has agreed to that."

He looked around the room and at the screens. "Well gentlemen? Is that acceptable? If they base conventional missiles it won't really change the strategic balance that much, all things considered. And I'm not going to get overly upset if Iler winds up becoming a puppet of the UAR. Serves him right, as far as I'm concerned. What do you all think?"
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RogueIce wrote: He looked around the room and at the screens. "Well gentlemen? Is that acceptable? If they base conventional missiles it won't really change the strategic balance that much, all things considered. And I'm not going to get overly upset if Iler winds up becoming a puppet of the UAR. Serves him right, as far as I'm concerned. What do you all think?"
"I can agree to that. It certainly shows a willingness to actually talk things over with us, which is quite surprising coming from the UAR."

Paul's cell phone began ringing, too - everybody was picking up at least one call per minute here. He picked up and listened to the person on the other end.

"Our ambassador in Coilerburg has been granted an audience and asked pretty much the same thing on their end. We didn't get an answer yet, though."
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

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MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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[OOC: They're all blurred, so there's nothing to fear... but fear itself.]


Royal Palace, Astoria

"We need to check for chemical and biological weapons," Shroom said. "But, yes, I will agree. If they don't place WMDs, then Coiler can have all the conventional shits and turds he wants. Make himself feel like he's got brass balls.

"Brass' got a pissant melting point...

"... what the flying fuck?!"



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Baylor mused within the frozen sanctum of his Refrigeron.

It was all going as planned.

"Commence Zirconium Information Gala Mk. 2," he declared to Selphie, who was feeding fish to a seal cub.

"Owkie!"

Baylor interlaced his fingers and grinned evilly.

"Gentlemen... behold!"



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The Sovereign Shroomanian Sentinel
NOVA NAKED

In an incredible sight never before seen in the face of the New World, millions of people all over the planet have disrobed themselves...

Naked protesters everywhere. [NSFW]

...and are committing wanton acts of public masturbation!

To the left, a man clutches his penis. [NSFW]

Men, women and even children - from outside the gates of the Royal Palace in Astoria, to the courtyards of the Basilicas of Byzantium and the Seaside Palace of Canissia, to the perimeter of the East Neverhood and Nukistani nuclear facilities, to the southern Saddamistan-facing beaches of Qudlivun - an unprecedented and unbelievable protest is being held by thousands, millions of citizens and civilians in dozens of nations!

All masturbating and ejaculating against the seemingly scheduled eruption of hostilities and belligerence from the Unified Atomic Republics.

The WHORE and the CLIT and the SLUT, and various organizations worldwide have organized this massive protest through the internet, and the entire 'fapfest', as one protester called it, is being recorded into BOOM TUBE - for everyone to see.

In Nukistan and the Neverhood, countless men have wiped semen-coated hands onto the statues and murals of Presidents Sheppard and Garner, and even in Terra Libertia - effigies are being soiled in public acts of urination and feces-throwing.

The only place where this (may) not be occurring is Saddamistan - where protesters risk death if captured with or without clothes.

All over the New World, millions of people are now lying on their backs, spreading their legs, and exposing their genitals for all to behold.


[OOC: I removed the images. To spare any of us from the FBI an' such.]

[Also, this indecent incident is the fault of Einhander, Ace Pace, DAETH, and haas!]
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Midgar, Shinra Republic

Sergeant Chris Jacobs of the Shinra Republic Police Department was shaking his head. A bunch of kids had apparently decided to strip buck-ass naked and start jerking off on the city streets. In the name of peace, apparently.

While the Shinra Republic was generally pretty tolerant, they did have certain standards of public decency. One of those was that if you wanted to have sex, whether with another person or persons or just with yourself, find someplace out of sight to do it.

He keyed his mike and spoke, "Sierra Romeo Zero Three Sergeant to Central, send FD out this way please."

"Roger Zero Three Sergeant, FD enroute."

Sergeant Jacobs had a brief conference with the Midgar PD watch commander for this precinct, a lieutenant who had only been in his position for three days, even though he was an experienced cop. Still, he wasn't thrilled he had to deal with this crap so soon. The lieutenant grinned when Jacobs told him his plan, though.

The protesters would undoubtedly leave a mess behind when they...completed their business. So they'd have the fire department come out with their hoses and clean it up. If the protesters happened to still be there when the cleanup began...that was their problem.
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Meanwhile, 200 kilometers above Terra Nova

Fajita was handling the flight very well. She was scared at first, at the rumble and noise of the liftoff, and screamed her head off furing ascent. But soon enough, things went quiet again, and she felt a little dizzy and light-headed.

Being stuck in a small metal tin-can for days wasn't particularly comfortable, of course, but she had food available at the press of a button, and bodily waste was disposed of quite effectively by a cleverly constructed system designed to support her in space for the projected four days. She also had her favorite toys in there, and they could actually fly! She was still amusing herself with that simple fact, providing a lot of amusement in turn for the people in ground control who monitored her bodily functions. But soon, they would have to make her scared again.

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Comona Island Mission Control Center

The flight was planned for four days ; But the rise in tensions prompted to cut it short - whatever happened, they may not be able to do that in two days, and the flight data and analysis of the capsule would bring priceless information to scientists engaged in the Selene program.

Common Carter Connoway, a Shroomanian Director of Flight Operations, was tasked with handling this. Beaming with pride and wearing his trademark pink vest, he strolled into Mission Control Room 2 like a general about to lead his men to battle.

He took the Director's seat behing the primary console, located at the back of the large room. He put on his headset and carefully placed a Rock Ironbeef half-naked PMC recruitment postcard on the top of his unit. He was ready.

"All systems are go for deorbit, sir", his assitant reported.

"Time to burn?"

"Thirty minutes"

Connoway looked at the array of video screens located on the wall facing him. Fajita was shown on two monitors, playing with a rubber dog. He'd bet real astronauts would love to be allowed to do that instead of going through boring checklists.

The countdown clock was ticking now. Instruction were sent out to the capsule, and it aligned itself for a deorbit burn.

"Ready for burn in five, four, three, two, one...ignition!", the booster controller called out. And Fajita started screaming - that terrified monkey-scream which could pierce straight into the human brain.

"Jesus, somebody shut down the audio!", Connoway shouted, and the audio feed was killed. With ringing ears, mission controllers watched the numbers on their consoles.

"MECO! We're right on the line with the Delta-V."

"Great. Jettison the service module."

With loud bang, heard only inside the capsule, the pyrobolts jettisoned the Soyuz service module. The capsule began its plunge deeper and deeper into the atmosphere.

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Anatolia, Byzantium

The great plain north-east of Anatolia were the perfect place to land a space capsule - wide open, devoid of people and dry, with clear skies most of the time. A recovery team with heavy cargo helicopters was already there, circling the projected landing area.

As were hundreds of naked protesters, who apparently didn't quite get the message about what they were supposed to be protesting. Right now, Byzantine police units were in the process of shooing them away. With sticks.

"Radar says we've got incoming!", cried one of the helicopter pilots to his passengers - journalists every single one of them, "Look through the port window and you should see it!"

And they did. The capsule was through the worst part of re-entry, and all the assembled journalists could see the brilliant parachute unfurling in the air. They started snapping pictures.

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Recovery teams set down by the capsule a few minutes after it landed. Fajita was extracted safely. The chimpanzee was feeling so pleased by being let out of the capsule that it started running around, making happy noises and hugging random people. The first test flight of the Selene spacecraft was a success, and its passenger returned intact.
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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

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"Damn hippies," grumbled the police commissioner as he looked at the security cameras. "Scramble the riot suppression team. Round up the ringleaders, and herd the rest into the trucks."

The riot squads quickly scrambled out in full gear and wielded their batons, beating protestors. They herded the whole lot into the trucks and handcuffed the ringleaders, who struggled against the restraints. It was a fast efficient operation. The the courts will be busy though, meting out fines for obstructing traffic, and indecency. The ringleaders will be charged for conspiracy, which means jail time.
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Astoria

"I think I agree that we should at best try to contain the Coilerburg problem, and indicate to the Coilerburg ambassador that we are not in favour of their recent grandstanding. These world has norms and we expect them to be obeyed. Failure which, well, we have to take some form of action. No need to .. bruise their ego too much, but regardless, they must understand there's a cause and there's an effect, unless they have been sleeping off the last year or so.

And finally, we really need to get every damn fool leader on this planet to commit to a treaty against the use of any damn weapon that has the potential to kill millions or has any bit of radiation in it. I'm sick and tired of someone holding a nuclear sword of Damocles over everyone in a bid to hold us hostage."
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: "I think I agree that we should at best try to contain the Coilerburg problem, and indicate to the Coilerburg ambassador that we are not in favour of their recent grandstanding. These world has norms and we expect them to be obeyed. Failure which, well, we have to take some form of action. No need to .. bruise their ego too much, but regardless, they much understand there's a cause and there's an effect, unless they have been sleeping off the last year or so.

And finally, we really need to get every damn fool leader on this planet to commit to a treaty against the use of any damn weapon that has the potential to kill millions or has any bit of radiation in it. I'm sick and tired of someone holding a nuclear sword of Damocles over everyone in a bid to hold us hostage."
"Does he even have embassies anywhere? I know there isn't one in PeZookia...he had to come down here in person to discuss Zablania."

"And I do agree with you about weapons of mass destruction...the only problem is finding a method of doing so short of plunging the world into nuclear war."
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Aviation Leak

Douglas cancels Coilerburg AT-45D contract

Claiming that joining the UAR was a violation of the terms of the contract, Douglas Aircraft Corp has cancelled deliveries of the AT-45D to Coilerburg. It will not be refunding any money paid, claiming the cash for penalties for contract breaking.
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Alexandria

The war against the 'rogue' communes continued. The fourth regiment had finally been rescued a few days previously, and Alexandria's staff and its advisers were already working on a lessons learned report of the whole incident. The communes were thoroughly on the defense but victory seemed a long way off.

Alexander now ordered his forces to methodically reduce the commune forces, rather than go for high risk, high reward strategies. Using his superiority in numbers, training, artillery and now aircraft Alexandria would grind its foes into dust.

While Alexander's conventional forces pounded away at the communes, small Special Forces teams continually raided them from all angles. It was rumored ProTec personnel took part in such raids but the PMC was mostly involve in providing aircraft and intelligence support.

Indhopal

Indhopal had continued economic growth, mostly from local entrepreneurs rather than foreign investment. The joint mining effort started with the Shinra Republic and Bearne was now hiring increasing numbers of workers and production was really getting underway. ProTec was reporting record profits and the various other small arms and body armor businesses in Indhopal were also doing well for themselves. It seemed Indhopal was thriving in instability.

Indhopal's defense and special projects were also coming along nicely. Project Earth King's first company of combat swimmers was now just about operational, along with a support company. In the coming year a second company was to be formed as well. Project Treadstone had meanwhile refined its training and operational techniques after operations against Free Hand terrorists in Libertopia and Cobra operatives in Neverhood. They planned on 'graduating' 100 deep cover operatives a year for the foreseeable future.

Meanwhile on the latest crisis swirling through the world, Indhopal had no comment.
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FUN Times

Indophal's application put on the ballot

PeZookian representatives have spoken before the Administrative Council today, putting before the gathered members the issue of official Indophal application for accession into the FUN.

"Indophal is a small country, but well known in the international stage. While the FUN has accepted countries before without such a formal process, we feel the controversy surrounding the nation of Indophal - and more precisely, its tight ties with the PMC "ProTec" - warranted a formal vote of approval or disapproval for the motion."

PeZookia has voted in favor for Indophal's accession, under the reservation that ProTec shall undertake no offensive action against sovereign states or civilian population, as per the FUN mandate of peace, trade and security.
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PeZook wrote:FUN Times

Indophal's application put on the ballot

PeZookian representatives have spoken before the Administrative Council today, putting before the gathered members the issue of official Indophal application for accession into the FUN.

"Indophal is a small country, but well known in the international stage. While the FUN has accepted countries before without such a formal process, we feel the controversy surrounding the nation of Indophal - and more precisely, its tight ties with the PMC "ProTec" - warranted a formal vote of approval or disapproval for the motion."

PeZookia has voted in favor for Indophal's accession, under the reservation that ProTec shall undertake no offensive action against sovereign states or civilian population, as per the FUN mandate of peace, trade and security.

The Sovereignty of Shroomania votes in favor of Indhopal's accession, under identical reservations.

Shroomania has always respected Indhopal as a nation, and the influence it has had on global affairs. We in Shroomania hope that, should it be accepted, Indhopal will benefit and prosper peacefully in its FUN membership, and that it will have mutually outstanding relations with its new partners and allies.

Thus, we support Indhopal's entry into the FUN.
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Constantinople Times

60 F-14Fs, 24 EF-14s ordered from IRT

The Government has ordered 60 F-14Fs and 24 EF-14s from IRT for the Imperial Byzantine Navy.

Government has decided to construct 4 phased array radars and 2 OTH radars

The government has ordered the construction of 4 phased array radars and 2 OTH radars. To be constructed by Kontos Munitions, the phased array radars will be primarily used as part of the Anti-Ballistic Missile defence network, and the OTH radar will be used for general surveillance. The details of the radars are classified. It is believed that the system will be linked to the existing S-300 and S-400 battalions, and the incoming THAAD. The radars are a result of a 2 year study. As for why so many radars were constructed, the government merely replied, "Redundancy. 3 locations will be secret." There was some hinting that more radars were being constructed but placed on barges.

(OOC: The phased array radars are similar to this: Sea Based X-Band Radar)

Byzantine Salvage Company formed

After years in the making, the Byzantine Salvage Company will be formed. The company will operate semi-submersible heavy-lift ships, dredging ships, and other vessels that can assist with deep sea salvage.

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King Arik Coyotus-I had regretted the way things had gone, so soon after the events at Zablania-- which already seemed to be years ago. After a hasty round of good-byes and plans to meet again, the varios leaders that had gathered informally at Astoria had to depart, to once again respond to the latest round of crises. Arik and Jia got aboard the Royal zeppelein, where Shiobhan, Isabelle, and Katerin waited for the trip home. Some of the kids were there as well, providing some sense of innocent joy over what would otherwise be a frustrating voyage.

"Just surround the yards," Arik said over the zepp's command & control commsuite, "I don't want to kick them out, yet... but we'll isolate them to the port area they've leased and that'll be the extent of their area."

"Who are you restricting?" Katerin asked as she came into the commsuite. She'd been monitoring the Red Technocracy and PeZookina public radio traffic to gauge their reactions to the latest round of crises.

"The Coilerburg navy at Pearl Point," Arik said, "I'm going to pen them in but not kick them out," he revealed. Katerin frowned.
"Why not get rid of them?" she asked, "They have shown their true colors."

"Tempting," Arik said, "But as long as they stay, there is the chance that we cna host meetings with Shep or others if they refuse to trust Canissian security."
"Others," Katerin said, "You mean Saddam."
"Ye-e-ss..." Arik said, cautiously, "I think Saddam is more reasonable than we give him credit for. I've already heard from Samira; she says that she got a hint from a Saddamistan public network, a low-band transmission that bounced off the atmosphere, that indicate they were going to take responsibility and clean up the radiological mess at Zablania."

"I wish they'd reign in their ally before he gets them in trouble," she replied, unconvinced.
"I think the tets even took Saddam by surprise. It was probably coordinated last-minute for the flyover of Saddamistan territory. You know how Shep is about OPSEC; he won't even tell his own people until it becomes a last minute need-to-know."

"That and their country is still something of a shambles from the civil war," Katerin pointed out, "How do we know Shep is even calling the shots there?"

"Good point, really. We don't. We still don't even know if the whole body-double thing at Atlantis was... whatever it was." The flew on in silence for awhile, each concerned with their own thoughts about the latest crisis.
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PeZook wrote:FUN Times

Indophal's application put on the ballot

PeZookian representatives have spoken before the Administrative Council today, putting before the gathered members the issue of official Indophal application for accession into the FUN.

"Indophal is a small country, but well known in the international stage. While the FUN has accepted countries before without such a formal process, we feel the controversy surrounding the nation of Indophal - and more precisely, its tight ties with the PMC "ProTec" - warranted a formal vote of approval or disapproval for the motion."

PeZookia has voted in favor for Indophal's accession, under the reservation that ProTec shall undertake no offensive action against sovereign states or civilian population, as per the FUN mandate of peace, trade and security.
The Shadow Empire votes in favour of Indhopal's entry into the FUN, with the same reservations as PeZookia and Shroomania.
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"Goddamn Coilburg"-The God Emperor yelled, "I knew he was going to pull something like this, ever since he started his Great Mobilization."

"Don't worry Sir, we have the situation under control."-Kane said with a calm voice, "Our Surveillance Strattelitte is moving into position between PeZookia and Syndromia. We will watch him like a hawk."

"Excellent."-the Emperor said, "Keep me informed of any new developments. Lets hope that this will be resolved with diplomacy."

"Yes, My lord."-Kane answered and left the room.
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