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MKSheppard wrote:THen flip forward anther hundred years or so, when it's +200 years since the attacks, and Shroomania is the superpower of the world, and the evil monster Shep is a bogeyman told to kids "be nice or Shep will get you"
I beleive you will be more annologous to Hitler, a crazed maniac who reaked upon the world nothing but death that will be for-ever imortalized in the jargon as an insult.

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How hard was Shroomania hit?
I doubt it was hit too hard. You have railguns over your AFB and a 400 meter tall laser (good!) which in clear weather has an extremely long range versus bombers.

I don't even know if Shep hit it. :P
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Flipping forward 200 years will be pretty difficult, seeing as we'd all be dead by then :P
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You know, I might not have been hit yet, but sending tonnes of rescue teams out to rescue everyone in MESS and FUN is going to stretch my resources to the breaking point.

Even if I did keep in storage all the knowledge we have deep underground shielded from EMP and just about anything.
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Stas Bush wrote:Producing thousands of Scuds is not hard, they are very cheap to make and proliferate, we had some trouble with VX but then decided to make a sulphur reporcessing factory in RT and gather the crude materials needed from all around the world.
SCUDS full of VX aren't really going to have much of an effect really, other than making refuelling and rearming processes of bombers a lot harder -- I mean, the population is going to be in the bunkers and shelters, which will be semi-NBC conditioned, and by the time the radiation levels decay to a level low enough to leave the bunkers for extended periods of time, the VX will have decayed. Now, you shoulda used mustard for area denial.
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PeZook wrote:Flipping forward 200 years will be pretty difficult, seeing as we'd all be dead by then :P
It'd be Emperor Heraclius VII by then.
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Stas Bush wrote:I don't even know if Shep hit it. :P
I think Shroomania is scheduled for a visit by one of the non-nuclear armed MGM-191Ds; and a dose of heavy engine exhaust.
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If we do a reboot, we could use a world redesign. Let's face it: SDNWorld is so tightly packed together, armies and navies were largely redundant. Bomber and cruise missile spam was the order of the day.

I've also had some other ideas but I'm firming them up, though PeZook got an advance copy because he's cool like that. :D
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MKSheppard wrote:SCUDS full of VX aren't really going to have much of an effect really, other than making refuelling and rearming processes of bombers a lot harder -- I mean, the population is going to be in the bunkers and shelters, which will be semi-NBC conditioned, and by the time the radiation levels decay to a level low enough to leave the bunkers for extended periods of time, the VX will have decayed. Now, you shoulda used mustard for area denial.
We can retcon it to that :)
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MKSheppard wrote: SCUDS full of VX aren't really going to have much of an effect really, other than making refuelling and rearming processes of bombers a lot harder -- I mean, the population is going to be in the bunkers and shelters, which will be semi-NBC conditioned, and by the time the radiation levels decay to a level low enough to leave the bunkers for extended periods of time, the VX will have decayed. Now, you shoulda used mustard for area denial.
When did you move the population into the bunkers? It was a surprise attack, coming out of the blue.

Besides, the VX will kill fish, crops, livestock and ravage the ecosystem.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:We can retcon it to that :)
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As for the post-nuclear scenario, I do have my fleet of hospital ships. Man, I am gonna get RICH from saving all your asses!

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Stas Bush wrote:I don't even know if Shep hit it. :P
I think Shroomania is scheduled for a visit by one of the non-nuclear armed MGM-191Ds; and a dose of heavy engine exhaust.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Please Shep, pwease don't hurt me! :cry:
Allright, I can have someone else int he FUN get it. :lol:
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I'm good for a reboot honestly. We plan things a little better, and more importantly trim some of the fat. Honestly, we've got a bunch of countries that just sit there and do nothing.

I don't mind a few satellite Duchies/Principalities but we should plan those out ahead of time, not just have them be there because people left the game.

We should get a definate muster of who is there, and you either post an OOB or you don't count. And once the game starts (though we could give a grace period of one Game Year) that's who's in it. Having random nations just show up makes things more difficult and really disturbs SoD and gameflow (because they have to start back at square one, unlike everyone else).
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It will be good to come out with a guide to a proper OOB. A lot of us don't really know the size numbers well, and well, not everyone came from a country with a nice military to check.
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Can we do it like those weirdo "parallel universe" OVA animus in which things are similar, but not really... but yeah?

Cause ALL THAT WORK on fucking FASTA and ISCA and all my ramblings about FUN and SOFIA and SAF and MUSHMILs and MACMILLANS and everything would suck to just go to waste!

Come ON! Miranda Moonbeam still has to take recreational drugs... IN SPACE!

Goddamn it!

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I think this is the current death hit list:

NUDET Map

A bit rough, but you can see that certain nations are getting it in the pants so far; I covered Zor's country in NUDETs because I figured the saddamistanis would launch on them in retalitation; but I honestly don't know Skimmer's plans for the Shinra republic well enough to guess at what he'd hit them with.

The outer periphery of MESS states like Wilkonia, LSR, and Tian Xia are for the most part untouched (outside the 225 kt SGM strikes), mainly because the bombers assigned to them are still on the way...
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Why does Garner get a nuke in the face? Why does PeZookia get nuked, of all places?!

FUCK, you just wiped out all the coolest nations! You asshole! Fuck!

At least Shroomania didn't get nuked. Why? I have NO fucking clue. We probably didn't constitute a threat since we have no strategic weapons systems at all... no sport. Thankees Shep :)

But why PeZookia? WHY?!
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It looks like a dart map... :roll:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why does Garner get a nuke in the face? Why does PeZookia get nuked, of all places?!

FUCK, you just wiped out all the coolest nations! You asshole! Fuck!

At least Shroomania didn't get nuked. Why? I have NO fucking clue. We probably didn't constitute a threat since we have no strategic weapons systems at all... no sport.

But why PeZookia? WHY?!
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Why the heck did you nuke the border of the Neverhood? Nothing was really there. We're mostly in the port cities.
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At least we can be polite and thank the guy for sparing us from the nuclear holocaust :)

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Uh...I think it's because he declared he's nuking the entire FUN, so I made a game post about PeZookia getting a few nukes in the face.

I think :D
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why does Garner get a nuke in the face? Why does PeZookia get nuked, of all places?!
Garner got nuked because there was a huge air battle between Red Technocracy/Shepnukistan craft over the RoS and well, the Republic of Nukistan and Garner are just collateral damage from all the nukes initated air to air and salvage fuzed from aircraft going down over his territory.
But why PeZookia? WHY?!
As for pezookia; I didn't write that strike; Pezook wrote a strike on his own nation; so I included it in the map.
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PeZook! NO! YOU MUST LIVE!

EDIT: Just make it ONE nuke, man!

Hah, Shep - you forgot the fact that the Bear Republic just lobbed thousands of chemical weapon-laded SCUDs at you :)
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RogueIce wrote:Why the heck did you nuke the border of the Neverhood? Nothing was really there. We're mostly in the port cities.
Represented tactical nuclear exchanges between the MESS and Shepnukistani forces with artillery rounds and perhaps an aircraft delivered bomb or two....just another day on the Inner Neverhoodian Boarder.
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